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// Alumx's Celestia was canon? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"No no no, not 17 POUNDS, 18 pounds!" Celestia calmly requested from the nearest butler. "And don't forget the *insert word I cannot use because this is a rated E family friendly Christian story get on my level veggietales*."

Equestria proceeded to catch on fire.