"Um... Twi?" Spike poked Twilight.
The mare spun around, her eyes blank as a monotone voice came from her unmoving mouth. "Please pay one million bits to the address inscribed below. Failure to procure payment will result in the loss of all data."
Spike's eyes trailed down to the piece of paper Twilight was holding. He looked back up. "Why does the address match Canterlot Castle?"
"Pleaaaaaaase?" Luna begged. "Just one smidge more money from the treasury for the new DLC for Advanced Horse Simulator 2000! I need that red ape skin!"
Celestia shook her head. "No can do. You already emptied the treasury plenty enough. I've already had to take more...drastic measures to raise taxes to fill it back up."