//------------------------------// // Chapter 12: Abomination And Chaos // Story: The Day I was Reincarnated To Equestria // by ItsAceHerobrineAS //------------------------------// Narrator: Thous A month after New Year, me and our class has this field trip in the bush maze near the Canterlot Castle. We walked around as we kept on learning about the park. About what those statues are, what are the plants that were taken care of, and some possible plant inhabitants. After we trotted down the park, we saw this statue that looks like a chinese dragon but it has paws, claws, donkey head, and some other questionable traits. But, despite it's funny looking appearance, I felt something ominous emitting from that statue. "Can some of you try to figure out what is this statue? Anypony try to guess?" Cheerlie asked, making me go back to reality. As I went back on my daydreaming state, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scoots are all arguing and fighting to each other about the statue. They are kinda, very competitive to each other and I wonder why. Of course they would be verbally fighting sometimes but why would they brawl like this? As they fought, bruises and cuts began to appear at their body, and I must stop them. "Stop fighting! The three of you!" Cheerlie scolded at them but they won't stop fighting. "Screw it! Something is wrong around here!" I snapped as I casted levitation magic at them so I can break their fight. Cheerlie sighed in disapointment, she gave them first aid and continued the trip. "Anyways, this statue is a Dracenuuqus. It's name is Discord." Cheerlie explained. "Reminds me of a certain gaming messaging app that we used to use a decade ago..." I thought. "Which means, it's chaos and disharmony between ponies. And yes, I'll give 10 grade points in their grade cards to the three of them (The cmc) for perfectly describing what's the statue is about. But I'll reduce their grade points in their grade cards by 20 for literally committing assault to each other. Well, they can just pretend they're fighting but the injuries proved that they're fighting to each other." Cheerlie lectured and the whole class just laughed about their grade cards that got reduced for 10 points. Then we all walked away from that statue. Then, I heard an evil laugh that came from nowhere. "I'll just pretend that I haven't heard that." =========================== Narrator: Ace Me, Yuri and Core were hurriedly galloping towards to Sweet Apple Acres. Where Rainbow was task to patrol the skies. Rainbow saw us then flew down towards us. "Yo, Ace, Yuri, Core. What's with you guys? Why are you in a hurry?" She asked, also in a hurry. "Great timing! I don't care if you believe me or not but there's like an invasion of a fucking cotton candy that were precipitating chocolate rain. Since you are one of the workers in the Weather, or Rainbow Factory... Care to explain why in the fucking Equestria, a candy cloud went at the Everfree Forest where me and these two were working!" I was mad, not at RD, but at the clouds that made our job sticky and hard. "Wait... IT'S ALSO IN THE EVERFREE FOREST!?" Rainbow panicked. "Don't tell me that the Rainbow Factory had a fooking accident where you guys accidentally threw pink sugar in a cloud maker..." I facehoofed. "No, we did not have this some sort of accident. But hey! It's Weather Factory! Not Rainbow Factory! We don't just produce rainbows ya know!" She ranted and stopped. "Anyways, ever since this morning, we got reports of an invasive cotton candy cloud randomly appearing in Ponyville. We have to stop it from spreading so other towns and cities will deal with this problem. I was tasked to clear out the clouds in Sweet Apple Acres but it was difficult because it drifts so fast that me, of all ponies! Can't even catch up with it! If I do managed to catch one, they are downright sticky and it's hard to kick it off!" Rainbow explained as she flew back up and attempted to clear up the sky. I flew up at the sky, and I tried to talk to RD for some suggestions. "How about you help from Pinkie, she likes cotton candy-" I suggested as Pinkie appeared at my back our of nowhere. "Hi there, I heard cotton candy! And who summoned me? Oh! Cotton candy! Hey Rainbow! Lift me up and  let me eat these wonderful puffy candy!" Pinkie excitedly greeted, startled us, and suggested with high speeds at Rainbow. We tried to process that. "Alright then, I hope this works." Rainbow smiled as she held Pinkie with her hooves and let her eat the clouds. They flew so fast, eating the sticky clouds as they go. "Way ta go Rainbow an' Pinkie!" Applejack cheered as she went out from the barn-house building. As the two flying duo cleared the sky, more waves of clouds appeared, replacing the old locations of the recently-eaten candies. "Hey Pinkie! There are more waves of those annoying clouds, can you still handle more loads!?" Rainbow yelled, hoping that Pinkie is still conscious despite eating a kilograms of candies. "I still can! Do not underestimate the greatest party planner!" Pinkie proudly answered, RD smiled and then continued there cleaning session. I flew down and landed. "Guys, despite Pinkie being Pinkie. I don't think she can handle more of the clouds. We better help them by clearing out the clouds as fast as we can before the clouds can call for backup." I planned and the two of my friends agreed. "Yeah, I can't continue on chopping trees if the clouds kept on raining chocolate!" Yuri agreed, raising his paws with the claw bracelet he had. "Same for me! It will be hard for me to produce and sell drugs because of this annoying weather!" Core also agreed, raising his lightning rod with his levitating magic. "Let's go boys, Ponyville depends on us! Hold on tight!" I commanded as the both of them held my hooves and we flew up high. As we reached the level of the clouds, I threw Yuri and Core away from me and they prepared their attacks. "It's been a while since me and Ace fought Nightmare Moon. Let's get serious!" Yuri yelled as he called out his claws. Improved Lycanthrope Art: Dash N Cleave! As he chanted his move, he dashed at the air towards his target. Cleaving the cloud and dashed again, cleaving the next target. And then he dashed and cleaved again. "This is fun!" He yelled as he was falling. "Heh, you're not the only one who's having fun Em." Core said, smirking at Yuri. Electric Bai Ze Arts: Electro Shockwave! Core casted basic electricity with his horn and sent it on his copper rod. He spun it around, releasing powerful electricity around him, melting the surrounding clouds. "Having a competition are we? Heh, you guys aren't the one who has fancy weapons you know?" I joked around and unseathed my katana. Combined Arts Of The Dragon and Katana: Blink And Strike! I widened the membranes of my wings, I took a deep breath. Focused on the clouds. And launched my attack. I flew so fast at the blink of an eye, and I suddenly teleported beside Core. "Yo what? How did you got here so fast?" Core flinches, as he saw the clouds poofing out of existance one by one. "Heh, my katana might be old, but it's still useful. And also, you guys can also do better than your attacks just now." I smirked, then collected Yuri and Core before they reached the ground. As I was about to throw Yuri and Core, I heard somepony yelling at us at the ground. I looked below and saw Lon and Ricklee. "You guys are no fun! Doing competitions like that while we we're having trouble with the clouds!" Lon yelled as he wore his flamethrower. "We're gonna join in! We aren't gonna allow this cloud interrupting our jobs!" Ricklee yelled, loading up his gun with a damaging core and the bazooka modules. "Alright! Thanks for the help!" RD yelled with a thankful tone as Pinkie started to fall asleep. She must be full. "Looks like you cannot handle the clouds now, I better leave the rest to the Bakemono residents." RD was worried and then flew down, putting Pinkie under a shade. As RD flew down, Lon and Ricklee, who's holding Lon's hooves, flew up and threw Ricklee at the sky. "Heh, this might be risky, but I must not fly for now so I can clear up this mess." Lon said as he placed is fiery wings inside the red tanks. Flamethrower Arts: Level 2 Setting: Horizontal Spread! As Lon set up the nozzle's setting to level 2. Lon launched his attack at the clouds by pressing the nozzle's trigger. Flames went out from the nozzle at fifteen feet long with a pattern of a fan. The clouds burned to flames and into burnt sugar. As Lon started to fall, he released his wings from the tank, flew up back and placed his wings back in the tank. "Looks like it's my turn to shine. I can't believe this is my first time using the bazooka module with a damaging cartridge." Ricklee said as he placed his bazooka on his right shoulder. Bazooka Module with Damaging Cartridge: Shoot and Explode! As the energy bullet had contact with the clouds, it exploded. Leaving a large empty space at the sea of clouds. As we attacked more and more. The clouds seems to call backup, but there are only a few of them now, but they still called for backup. "Shit, my bazooka module might expire soon and enter a long cooldown stage. When does this end?" Ricklee asked with anger. "I don't know man, but I just hope this ends fast or some miracle will happen." I answered, as I focused on slicing down the clouds. As we attacked, RD headed towards us. She seems that she held somepony in her hooves. Improved Unicorn Magic: Weather Clearing! As the familiar voice yelled, all of the clouds suddenly disappeared. Me and Lon released our wings and catched our falling friends. "Hi guys, you guys are really showing off your weaponry above Sweet Apple Acres huh?" The familiar voice joked. We looked at RD, and saw Thous holding his Clipboard Staff with his levatating magic. "Yo Thous, aren't you in your field trip?" I asked in surprise. "Yeah, there was a cotton candy cloud invasion in Ponyville. Twilight asked Cheerlie to release me early to help her clearing the sky by casting a weather clearing spell that we just discovered in a spell book that was delivered by Princess Celestia herself." Thous explained as we slowly descended to the ground. As we reached the ground. We saw Fluttershy holding Angel tight, Rarity wearing a pink raincoat, Pinkie sitting under the tree, finally awake. AJ collecting popcorn (wait wtf?), Spike trying to hold his mouth like he's about to barf and Twilight who's levitating a book while wearing a saddle umbrella. "Uhm, why is the farm messy? The popcorn, and naked corn fruits." Yuri asked. "As the clouds were raining chocolate rain. The corn suddenly turned into popcorn, apples exploded, rabbits have long legs, pigs are flying, and other crazy things." Rainbow explained. "Uh, okay..." Core said, trying to process this incident. "This is kinda chaotic though. First, a random brawl between Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo-" Before Thous can continue, AJ, Rarity, and RD went into a panic. Trying to ask for some answers regarding the brawl. "Look, I know the three of them for so long alright. I know that they won't just fight to the literal death. But I think they started to fight when we got closer to the draken-yu-something statue. I think it's name is Discord." Thous figured and Spike finally barfed green fire with a letter inside it. Then yes, we galloped towards Canterlot in a hurry. Four airborne ponies flew like the wind. Four horned ponies galloped, loading their horns with their magic. Four grounded ponies, galloped with their mighty force, leaving cracks on the ground. Six ordinary ponies, the bearers of the elements of harmony. Six abnormal ponies, the reincarnated and extra terrestrials. Twelve of them assembled, responding to the summons of the great Equestrian monarch. This is the second arc of the fanfic. The Evils Of Marriage Arc =============================== As we reached the castle, we hurriedly asked on why Celestia summoned us twelve. "Thank you all ponies for responding to my summons. As you can see, pink clouds started to invade Ponyville and were heading towards here in Canterlot. I thank you all twelve for stopping the clouds from forming in Ponyville, that will slow down their invasion." Celestia thanked, and then explained. "Princess Celestia, is there something we can do? Are there more reasons why you summoned us all?" Twilight was worried, she felt something is wrong. The princess wouldn't summon us if it's not important. Something must be wrong, not just about the clouds, but some undiscovered threat. "Thank you for worrying Twilight, you are correct, all of your guesses are correct. There are more threats about to come here. The pink clouds, and the randomly occuring brawls between friends, it's just the warning signs for the oncoming danger." Celestia said, worrying the red nuckelavee. Thous wavered his head, and finally spoke up. "I knew something is wrong with that dragon statue in the park!" Thous loudly said, getting the attention of us twelve, including Celestia. "It's Discord, isn't it? I heard a random evil laugh in that park, and I knew something is going on." Thous figured, and Celestia nodded. "You are correct Thousmay, the one me and my sister imprisoned in stone. The god of chaos and disharmony, one of the emobiments of evil." Celestia explained. As we nodded our heads at the Princess's lecture, we trotted at the hallway. Towards the magical elevator-looking door. Princess Celestia inserted her long horn at the lock, like a key. The door glowed in cyan, and the door opened, revealing a blue box that contains the Elements Of Harmony. The princess of the sun levitated the box towards us, and spoke. "Fluttershy, the bearer of Kindness, Rainbow Dash, the bearer of Loyalty, Applejack, the bearer of Honesty, Pinkie Pie, the bearer of Laughter, Rarity, the bearer of Generousity, and Twilight, the bearer of Magic. I entrust you six, the Elements of Harmony. The six of you Lon, Core, Ricklee, Thous, Yuri, and Ace. You ponies may not be the bearers of the elements, but I entust you six to cast the elements to your weapons in your time in need." Celestia said, giving us the honor of using the elements, even if we aren't the bearers. "It will be an honor to forge the elements on my katana, Princess." "Thank you for entrusting us the permission of using the elements on my claws, Princess." "Princess, I will make good use of the elements with my magic staff." "I will shoot down my enemies by powering up my gun with the elements, your highness." "The electro currents will be strengthened with the elements you entrusted at us." "I will use the holy flames to aid us to victory, your highness. We will not let you down." The twelve of us thanked the princess, for granting us permission to use the magical elements. Celestia nodded as she opened the magical chest. As the chest opened, it was empty. We we're shocked. And the evil laugh echoed throughout the hallway. "That voice... It's the same voice I heard after I broke the fight between Apple Bloom, Scoots, and Sweetie Belle!" Thous said, making RD, AJ and Rarity angry at the unknown entity. "Why, why, why. How observant this reincarnated nuckelavee is... You noticed that I'm the one who made those three ponies fight." The voice said, still unclear where did the voice came from, since the voice bounced back and forth between the walls of the hallway. "What the, how did you know that we're reincarnated!?" I yelled, making my voice echo throughout the hall. "Why, it's obvious. The way you talk, walk, your accents, your way of thinking, your body, and your mannerisms. They don't exist from Equestria. I am also picking up some weird electro-like signals and weak radiations emitting from you six monster-looking ponies." The voice answered. "Electro signals and radiation? He's prolly talking about our phones..." Core muttered. "Yeah, none of us are capable of radiation, but our phones." Lon muttered back. "I had enough with this rambling... Discord, SHOW YOURSELF!" Celestia yelled, making the twelve of us ponies crouch down at the ground. "Ah, isn't this my old friend... Princess Celestia." Discord greeted, as the draconequus glass pane started to move, moving it's mouth responding to Discord's voice. "Where are the elements, Discord?" Twilight asked in anger, demanding to know where those are. "You really want to know where it is... Very well." The lord of chaos said, as the glass pane image of him disappeared and teleported at the glass panel where me, who held my katana tight, Yuri, who has golden paws, and the mane6's elements being connected to my katana and Yuri's paws, were trying to strike down Nightmare Moon. Discord's glass pane image was standing at my katana image, and then clicked it's talon fingers. The image of my katana, the image of Yuri's paws, the image of the six elements disappeared. Leaving the image of us charging recklessly without any weapons. Then the image of Nightmare Moon was animated, killing the eight of us in the glass pannel. Leaving Discord and Nightmare Moon's images standing together above our bloody corpses without any respect. "You see, I'm not a dumbass enemy of yours who just recklessly reveals the locations of my weaknesses. But, you better thank me that I was absolutely bored. I will give you twelve some twist and turns for the location of the elements, you might go back where you began." Discord said, as his glass pane image started to dance around in different glass pannels. When he came back at his old glass pannel, all of the changes in the hallway goes back to normal. Celestia sighed in anger and disappointment. "I can't believe he just made fun of my sister... Anyways, I'll entrust you twelve to find the elements. I will go now to issue an evacuation to the towns and cities in Equestria, I wish you luck." Celestia said her goodbyes, and teleported away. "Boys, Girls, we have no time to waste. We have to find the elements fast. All of us see his magic, right? He can change the glass pannels and animate it easily with only a snap of a finger. He really is a god." Twilight said as we trotted towards the window where we can see the tall bush maze. "He said: 'twist an' turns, go back ta where we began.' Ah hope his clues aint cluckin' with us." AJ said, looking outside the window. "Twist and turns... Twist and turns! It's probably in the Canterlot Maze!" Twilight said, figured out the answer of Discord's quiz. "No time to waste! Let's just break this window and fix this later after we return alive!" Lon said, trying to buck the window. "We can just teleport, right? We don't want to risk being injured right now. Discord can manipulate shit, he might do something at our injuries if that happens." Thous said as his four horns started to generate red glowing cracks. "Good idea, that's my magic research partner!" Twilight cheered. Both of them prepared their teleportation magic, and then, we were suddenly teleported at the entrance of the maze. When we stepped inside, a brown chinese dragon suddenly teleported infront of us, while a lightning bolt accompanied it. We were startled, and it laughed like it just heard a joke. "Bwahahahaha! You should've have seen your faces!" Discord laughed, and we were not happy about it. "Are you sure the elements are in this maze?" Discord asked, instead making Twilight unsure with her answer, he just made Twilight confident at her answer. "Screw this, we will just strike you down!" Ricklee yelled as he installed a sleeping cartridge and installed a sniper module to increase its speed and acceleration. He pulled the trigger and Discord was shot, making Discord fall to the ground and fell asleep. Ricklee immediately change the sniper module to melee module, putting the blade of his gun near Discord's neck. "Hurry up! Find the elements!" Ricklee yelled. "Alright! Leave it to Ricklee! The best police chief in Equestria!" RD cheered, making Ricklee confident in himself. "I don't think that's enough, I think discord is awake." I said, making the ten ponies (excluding Twilight) shocked. "Heh, how sharp of you draconid, and the bearer of the Magic element. You figured out that I'm just pretending to be asleep." Discord chuckled as he rose up while decapitated, avoiding the sleep-inducing blade, then picked up his head back up and screwed it back up on his cut neck. "He can decapitate himself like a lizard's tail? This bastard is no joke!" Core cursed. "Anyways, where was I? Oh right, are the twelve of you-" The chaotic chinese dragon-looking entity was interrupted as Twilight spoke up. "Shut up! We are sure of our answers!" Twilight yelled, Discord let out a faint smile. "Alright, the rules are simple. No flying or magic alright." "Heh, we can still fly, ya know!?" RD yelled at Discord but her wings disappeared. "What the!? MY WINGS!" RD yelled in shock, seeing her favorite body parts disappear. Fluttershy also yelled, seeing her wings disappear. Next, it's my blue dragon wings and Lon's fiery wings. "MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled as I stared at my back. "HOLY SHIT!" Lon yelled. (Edit: Wow Lon, you're just a few months old living in Equestria and you're worried at your wings, you pretty much got used to your body, huh.) Twilight's and Rarity's horn also dissapeared. "YOUR HORN! MY HORN? AAAAAAAA" Twilight and Rarity yelled in unison. Thous' four horns and Core's three horns disappeared as well. "YAWA AKONG DALUNGGAN!" (Translation: Fuck! My ears!) Thous yelled. "AKONG GENERATOR PISTE!" (Translation: MY GENERATOR! FUCK!) Core cursed. Yuri's paws disappeared. "WHY MY PAWS AS WELL!?" Yuri yelled. "Welcome to the club of fingerless bastards, you little shit." I said, half heartedly. Then, we felt that our fangs disappeared. "My fangs! WAIT, THE SIX OF US HAVE FANGS!? WHAT THE FUCK!?" The five of us reincarnated ponies (except Thous) yelled in unison. "Alright, alright! Since you twelve passed through the security." Discord clapped. "Security my ass, you just literally removed our body parts." I thought. "I will now allow you twelve to go and play in this maze. Remember, no fighting alright. If you want your body parts back, make sure to reach the end of the maze, and also, have fun!" Discord said, transformed into a clerk (literally) who's incharge at a ride in an amusement park. As we went inside the maze, walls suddenly grew around us, making the twelve of us separated. "The walls, looks like Discord wanted us to be separated... Alright. Listen up! Since we were separated, we had no choice but to go forward without helping each other!" Twilight yelled, and the ten of us cheered. "Bakemono residents! Even if we are missing some body parts, let's push on! We may be ponies, but we are still humans at heart! Let's not bring shame to the human race alright!?" I roared, increasing the courage of my fellow friends, including the mane6. "Twilight, see you six at the end of the maze, make sure you carried the elements at the end, alright?" I asked. "Yeah, that's a promise." Twilight agreed. Then, we went our separate ways. I walked around the maze, went left and right, up and down, circle and straight. It was a long maze, I was thankful to god that Discord didn't took my katana away. It was hard to use since I don't have my fangs. After a few twist and turns, I got used to my new teeth, took me a while to get used to it. At the way towards the end, me and Lon crossed paths and continued to trot down the maze. Lon told me about his maze experience, he said that he attempted to burn down the walls to gain quick shortcuts in the maze, but he can't. He also told me that Discord also took his flame control ability, making his flames having neutral temperature and making it just a useless vanity. As we walked more, we encountered Ricklee. He told his story as well, unlike Lon, he managed to get quick shortcuts as well. But the more he gains a quick shortcut, his round black panda ears started to itch more and more. I told him to stop, and yes, he did. As we walked more, we encountered Thous, who seems to be deaf. He told us his story as well by writing on the ground, its hard for him to navigate the maze because he literally became deaf, all he hear is hallucinations as his brain is desperate to hear things. He also told us that his hearing disappeared at the same time his horns disappeared. His hearing must be connected to his horns then, no wonder he doesn't have any ears. As we walked, we manage to reunite with Core and Yuri who are together. They told their story to us as well. Yuri wanted to dig through the walls to gain a quick shortcut, but he only dug a 1 foot deep hole, Discord must have removed Yuri's superhuman strength as well. Core also said that he wanted to use the stormy clouds above him as well, but Discord locked his lightning rod staff with an unrippable rubber tie around the rod, making the rod useless and not available for manipulating lightning bolts. He wanted to use the stormy clouds to break the walls but failed anyways. As we near the exit, we saw Twilight and the four of the mane6. We were reunited, but something is wrong. The four of them are gray, Fluttershy became a bitch, Applejack became a goddamn liar, Rarity has fetish on her quote-unquote diamond and is a greedy motherfucker, and Pinkie is angry as fuck. I asked Twilight about their story as well, and this is what she told me. As they reunited one by one, their personalities became rotten. Looks like Discord planned this. In his riddle, he told us that he will give twist and turns. He can just tell us that he will give away a clue, but he just said 'twist and turns'. He really lured us in this maze, this is not a game, but a trap. I just hope our body parts being confiscated aren't part of his shitty plan. As we trotted to find RD and the elements, we saw a grayish rainbow flying away from the maze. "What the-" As we looked at the sky, our confiscated body parts came back and the walls descended down to the ground. The pink clouds covered the sky, and it was raining melted Toblerone triangles. Heck, even the peanuts also rained down. Discord appeared infront of us, and laughed at us. "The twelve of you failed the game, and the maze burrowed itself because of your violation of the rules." Discord said as he pulled out his inside out umbrella, collecting the melted expensive chocolate. "What, we did not!" Twilight protested, and Discord placed his paw fingers on Twilight's mouth. "Do not pretend you haven't seen it Twilight Sparkle, your hot shot friend betrayed you when he flew back up." Discord said. "You can just kick him out of the game by letting him stay outside! Why would you bother to remove the walls of the labyrinth before we go to the end!" Twilight yelled. "That sounds cruel to RD but that's better than just punishing everypony to Rainbow's violation. But anyways, RD is unaware about the fact that the maze is a trap that slows us down. I gotta appreciate him by violating the rules so we can cut the time of slowing us. But, I think RD is also affected to this trap. She's not that kind of pony who betrays her friends, but she just became a traitorous pony." I thought. Discord laughed so hard and grabbed a popcorn out of nowhere. "Are you stupid? Lol! You thought the elements are in this maze?" Discord laughed, then snapped his fingers. Transporting us to a dimension where it showed us a flashback on where Discord told us about the riddle. The image of my katana, the image of Yuri's paws, the image of the six elements disappeared. Leaving the image of us charging recklessly without any weapons. Then the image of Nightmare Moon was animated, killing the eight of us in the glass pannel. Leaving Discord and Nightmare Moon's images standing together above our bloody corpses without any respect. "You see, I'm not a dumbass enemy of yours who just recklessly reveals the locations of my weaknesses. But, you better thank me that I was absolutely bored. I will give you twelve some twist and turns for the location of the elements, you might go back where you began." Discord said, as his glass pane image started to dance around in different glass pannels. When he came back at his old glass pannel, all of the changes in the hallway goes back to normal. Celestia sighed in anger and disappointment. Then we went back to reality. Twilight feels like that she's a failure. "I never said they're in the labyrinth" "B-b-but-" Twilight stuttered. "Keep trying, Twilight Sparkle. Friendship is just probably a joke. Heh, gotta go. I got things to fix" Discord taunted, and teleported away. Leaving Twilight angry. Fluttershy suddenly leaped at me, grabbed a heavy rock and slammed it at me like she wants to kill me. Good thing I sliced it in half. "Nice dodge shithole, but can you dodge this?" Fluttershy cursed as she kicked me in the air. I cannot dodge it with my hooves alone, so I had to use my wings to thrust me away from the violent animal vet. "Ricklee! Can you stop her? I can't believe Discord did this to her." I yelled, and Ricklee gladly helped me out. Ricklee shoot out his paralyze core gun, and struck the gray pegasus with it's energy bullet. Fluttershy was paralyzed and fell to the ground. She may be immobilized but she is still one of a bad mouth. "God, I never knew Fluttershy is that acrobatic." Core said, impressed, and blushed as well. "Core, you motherfucker. Don't you dare simp on her, you little shit." Yuri said, making Core let out a guilty smile. "Yeah! Simp on me and I'll fucking out your head on a gravestone!" Fluttershy cursed. "Good thing Fluttershy is a brute right now, if she was corrupted as a lustful bitch, things won't go well." Yuri said, as Fluttershy cursed more and more, Ricklee has no choice but to shoot her with a paralyzing bullets multiple times to make her shut up. "Sorry if we treated you like this Fluttershy, but we have no choice. Anyways, since the elements aren't here. How about let's figure out Discord's riddle again and then search for the elements." I bowed down at Fluttershy as a sorry and then suggested to Twilight. "Yeah, we have to find the elements again. And take our revenge to Discord. I will not forgive him of reversing my friends upside down." Twilight angrily said, clenching her hoof. "How about we don't need ta find ta lousy elements? We'll just leave Discord alone and-" Applejack was interrupted with her lies as she was shot down by Ricklee as well. "I know you became a bad manipulative liar because of this corruption, I had to leave you paralyzed for now." Ricklee said. I opened my mouth, and spoke. "Alright, Discord said two weird phrases in his riddle, which is; 'Twist and Turns' and 'You might go back where you began'. The Twist and Turns is actually not the maze, Discord confirmed it himself. So, that means that Twist and Turns is a metaphor for confused thinking or something related to mind games. And, let's try to figure out the meaning of 'You might go back where you began.'. What if we replace 'you might' into 'you must'?" I figured. "What if we must go back where we began? The place where the mane6 meet and greet to each other? The place where me and Ace united?" Yuri guessed. "The Golden Oak Library? That's a possibility." I commented. Ricklee placed his gun back at his belt-like thingy that was wrapped around his belly like a saddle. "If it's a possibility, we have to go there as fast as we can. I just hope it's the correct answer at Discord's stupid ass riddle." Ricklee said, and the six of us sane ponies agreed. We prepared to travel, Core and Thous used their levitation magic to carry the paralyzed Fluttershy and Applejack. We had a big issue with Rarity as well, she carried a big ass rock and she won't let go of it. Thous casted an enchantment spell to the rock to make it more lighter for Rarity to carry. We can just discipline her by destroying the rock, but I think it won't end well and Rarity will try to assault us. Judging Fluttershy's combat moves at me, their corrupted selves must have made them more stronger than ever. As we went closer at Ponyville, we saw a chaotic landscape. It's like Minecraft's oldest anarchy server 2b2t, but there's no lava and lava casts, but random colorful shits such as blue chess fields and some other things. Floating islands and mini-planets were scattered around the town. As an average drawing artist myself, seeing random colors in places where they aren't supposed to be makes me sick. "I can't believe this, it's total anarchy..." I said, impressed and dissatisfied at the same time. "So this is the power of a god. Not only effortlessly animating a glass pannel, he can also shift the world upside down." Lon said, flying around the sky, leaving embers in his wake. As we go further, it suddenly became nighttime at the blink of an eye. Then we suddenly slipped at the road, like the rocky road has no friction at all. "Soap? What the fuck? I fucking hate soaps..." Pinkie cursed with a grumpy looking face. "Discord!" Twilight yelled, summoning the chaos god. "What? Oh right!" Discord said, as he removed the shower and soap around him. It looks like Twilight interfered with his bath time. "Welcome to Ponyville little ponies, the chaos capital of the world!" He said as he grabbed Twilight like a puppy and made her look at the chaotic village. "I can't see anything, it's too dark." Twilight sarcastically said, making me mentally chuckle. Then she was dropped at the soapy road. "Aight." He said then teleported away with a ballet jump or whatever you call it. "The chaos capital of the world?" Twilight was worried. "Not if I can help it." "Don't worry, you won't motherfucker. Nyehehehe." Fluttershy joked, despite her paralyzed body. "I heard Ace laughed like that back in our online classes at our history teacher's dark joke but Fluttershy's laugh is definitely more creepier than his." Yuri said, making Lon and Core concerned at me at what the fuck did I even do during classes. "Wanna hear me wheeze Yuri? I'll do it after this goddamn invasion." I said, letting out a short wheeze as a little demo. Then flew up to look around the surroundings. After a long, boring trot, we finally reached the library. And yes, we gave up shooting AJ and Fluttershy, and they can finally trot properly. "Alright everypony, just please, please, PLEASE, get inside, please!" Twilight begged, obviously tired. "I'm absolutely not gonna do it, you beautiful bitch." Applejack lied, as he went inside, he became more monochrome. "With pleasure you little piece of shit." Fluttershy threatened, trampling the flowers infront of her, then went inside then became gray. Twilight was a bit worried at them. "I fucking hate libraries." Pinkie grunted then became gray inside the library, then Twilight groaned. "Twilight? Something wrong darling?" Rarity asked like her uncorrupted form, making Twilight's mood lighten up a bit. "Yeah, thanks for the worry Rarity." Twilight smiled, making the six of us former humans facehoofed. "I kow you're tired and desperate to fix your friends and all, but... You clearly fell in her prank." We thought. "Psyche! You think I care for your fucking feelings? I'm just asking you to carry my sweetie shining diamond in the library." Rarity demanded, like an evil monarch from ancient Europe. This made Twilight almost teared herself up, then proceeded to carry the heavy rock. I came closer Twilight to cheer her up. "I know it's hard seeing your friends being total assholes to you, right? I'll just remind you Twilight, this is not them!" I encouraged her, making Twilight's emotional load to be lightened. Then the six of us helped her carry the rock. Then we dropped it inside the library. The seven of us wasted no time in the library, we hurriedly scan through each books, each nook and crannies in the library, and even scanning through the walls, thinking tha Discord might have placed a secret trap door. Thankfully, Spike is still sane from all of that nonsense earlier, so, he helped us out with our search. As we searched more and more while the four corrupted ponies are lazing around. Twilight finally found the elements. It's in a goddamn thick-ass Elementa of Harmony Encyclopedia book. "I found it!" Twilight yelled, then Fluttershy suddenly grabbed the book with no respect whatsoever and threw it away towards the other corrupted ponies. "Looks like we're playing a game of catch-the-book huh? We got no time dealing with this shit!" Ricklee had enough, so he grabbed his paralyzing gun but Yuri stopped him. "I know you want to paralyze them to get the elements back easily, but. We have to get them fully functional so we can fight Discord without any problems." Yuri said, convincing Ricklee to drop down the gun. "Looks like let's do this in a hard way..." I said, readied my katana. "Hoyoyoyoyoy, hold up Ace, what the fuck!? Are you trying to kill your first pony friend just for the elements!? Did you hit your head on the way here or something!?" Yuri panicked, trying to stop me. "Shut up, it must be done!" I said, making the six friends of mine grabbing at me, hoping that I won't move a muscle. "Stop it you bozo! Fluttershy might be a fucking demon-head bastard right now, but you are doing something much worse than her!" Lon yelled. "Oh for christ sake, shut up for once..." I thought, as I closed my eyes. "ACE STOP! THEY MAY BE PHYSICALLY STRONG BUT KILLING MY FRIENDS IS NOT AN OPTION! IF YOU KILL HER, I WILL TELL PRINCESS CELESTIA THAT YOU KILLED ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND YOU WILL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED, EVEN IF YOU ARE REINCARNATED!" Twilight yelled and cried, but I ignored her. Combined Arts Of The Dragon and Katana: Blink and Strike I opened back my eyes, and then. I suddenly teleported infront of Fluttershy in a blink of an eye. I stabbed my katana... At the wall behind her back. Making the pegasus flinch for a few seconds. Giving me enough time to recover the book. Then I threw the book back at Twilight. Everypony flinched. "*sigh*. You guys really are stupid. Do you think I'm that kind of a pony? Think again." I said, making all of the ponies, including Spike to finally blink their eyes. I recovered back my katana and placed it back on its container. "A-a-a... AND WHY DID YOU EVEN GRABBED YOUR KATANA IN THE FIRST PLACE!? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO SCARE US LIKE THAT!?" Yuri yelled, trying to choke me to death, but failed to choke me because his finger paws are a bit short. "Nah, I didn't grabbed my katana to scare you pricks. I just grabbed it because the katana is necessary for me to travel at the speed of light. Without it, I had to gallop as fast as I can. Anyways, since the five of you guys are here to bear the elements. Aren't we missing somepony?" I explained, and then went back to our main objective. "Tsk, you should have killed me. It would be better that way." Fluttershy was irritated, making me think that is she suicidal or not. "No, if you even tried, there will be somepony out there trying to save you. You will never die, not on our watch." I said, making Fluttershy mad as hell. "Yeah, we are missing somepony. It's Rainbow." Core said, pointing at the Loyalty necklace. "We have no time. We will find her later after we defeated Discord." Twilight said, wearing the Magic element, and then made the others wear their respective elements as well. Well, since RD is not here, so we made Spike wear the Loyalty element necklace. He's pretty much loyal as Rainbow though. As we prepared ourselves, we now charged ahead to our second bossfight... Next chapter: [Bossfight] Evils Of Marriage Arc: Chapter 12, Part 2: Discord Bossfight. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . =============================== Sike, it's not the end of this chapter lmao. Imagine skipping this chapter at the real Discord bossfight, me and the real life Yuri, Thous, Ricklee, Core, and Lon will be laughing our asses off. =============================== Anyways, we finally approached Discord at his throne-backyard. The mane5 and spike prepared their elements. Me and my old friends prepared ourselves. We prepared our weapons, loaded in the necessary cartridges for our weapons, and readied the other necessary cartridges. "Oh my! I see you found your Elements of Harmony..." Discord panicked, doing some dramatic and overreacting moves that came from a goddamn theater or something. "I see I am going to die, oh. Please, tell my children I love them! Now, fire at will." Discord acted again, and then formed a red-white target at Discord's chest where his heart (If he have one...) is located. Twilight wasted no time, she now activated the Elements Of Harmony. "I'm sure this is not gonna work! Rainbow not being here is one of them, but activating the elements from the corrupted bearers is also one of the reasons why! Who can activate the element of Generosity if a greedy shithole is bearing it? Kindess if a total demon is bearing it? Honesty if a total liar is bearing it? Laughter if a depressed hater is bearing it? And the fucking Loyalty if the original bearer is a traitor? There's a ton of reasons why it won't work!" I thought. As Twilight activated the elements, the six of them levitated. But, the other five elements failed to glow up, unlike Twilight's. Then, it failed, they went back to the ground, falling. "Mine's broken, you must have did something." Applejack lied. "I fucking hate this shit!" Pinkie cursed. "Hmph, just send this shit to a fucking torture device or something." Fluttershy threw the Kindness element to the ground, and Rarity took it greedily. "We, failed... Not only we failed to defeat that bastard, but we failed to fix our friends..." Yuri said, saddened at the sight of defeat. The mane 5 left. "This is the end guys, we failed. Wanna play Crab Game at Ace's computer? The game may play at 20fps but it's still playable." Ricklee said, trying to lift up the mood. "Yeah, we can. Hey, how about we speedrun all of Ace's games? He got like 50+ pirated games in his pc." Lon suggested. "Yeah! Fine! Leave! See if I care? Who needs friends if you can have..." Twilight ranted, then was saddened at the end. "Enemies..." She said it, she was finally corrupted... Making Discord laugh and teleport away. "Twilight... No wonder you prefer on defeating Discord than finding Rainbow..." I mumbled, as I approached Twilight. "Leave me alone Ace. You have done enough!" Twilight said, smacking my hoof away as I was about to pat her back for comfort. As Twilight trotted far away at us, my five friends also went away, wanting to play at my computer. I rubbed my head, trying to think. "Would I just abandon hope and let Discord rule Equestria? We were reincarnated here! We came from a world where stress and obstacles are a common thing for people who experienced the harsh world of reality. Screw it, we wanted comfort for so long that we don't want to experience pain any longer. Face it! Face the pain! This is not heaven or hell! This is Equestria! A real world!" I mumbled, then I yelled at myself. "I am the first reincarnate of us six! And I am the one who always discipline my friends when they are being shitty! Me and Yuri faced this problem once! And it's our time to do it again! With Thous, Ricklee, Core, and Lon!" I yelled, making my five friends to look at me. "YOU FIVE FUCKS! COME BACK HERE!"  I yelled, making the five ponies to gallop back at me. "What's with your enthusiasm Ace!? You see! We are defeated! There's no hope left!" Core said, and I was angered. I pulled out my katana and stabbed him with my pummel, and he was dropped to the ground. "Hey what was that for!? That hurts ya know!?" Core yelled, making me angry more. I grabbed his right horn and stared at him. "Let me go! We're gonna brawl here!? Alright! You started this!" Core was angry, and was generating lime-colored electricity on his horns. It was painful, but I beared with it. "CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR A SECOND YOU LITTLE SHIT!?" I yelled, making Core flinch and stop his electricity flowing at his horns. "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO GIVE UP LIKE THIS!?" I asked, letting Core go. "I know you five for years! I can't believe you shits are giving up at a time like this. We are the only sane ponies around here and you just threw your opportunity to help, away. You guys play competitive games and never gave up in your ranks, what a fucking joke! You never gave up on something useless but you gave up on something life-threatening!" I scolded them, making the five of them to contemplate their life choices. "You're pretty much a hypocrite Ace! You always gave up on your dance practices on our MAPEH (Music, Arts, Physical Ed, and Health) Performance Task that you chose to!" Yuri said, making me eat my words. "I know, the reason why I did that, because I don't see it life threatening. I chose to give up because I see something easier, I found a better loophole to gain better grades than that dance shit. I wanted to draw, but I cannot draw for our MAPEH Performance Task because it's already unavailable and someone already took the available space that I need to enter! You see! I may give up! I only give up on that task if I see a better loophole for me to achieve my goals!" I ranted, destroying Yuri's argument. "And now, look at our situation... I will not give up, because I don't see a better loophole for me to save Equestria!" I said, increasing our morale a bit. This made Lon stand up. "Alright! You heard the asshole! Let's do it! Do you have a plan, Ace?" Lon said, encouraging the others. "Heh, one of our dumbest friend here agreed at our youngest friend. Looks like I'll agree as well. I may have gave up being a human, but I'll never give up on something like this." Ricklee said, smiling. "We already did Ricklee, when we chose to die." Thous said, levitating his  staff. "God, you encouraged me to fight again, Ace. Where did you learn to do some encouraging speech? On our English classes?" Yuri joked. "Hey Core, it's your turn to answer. What will you say?" Ricklee said, making Core waver. "Hey, if you will not come with us. I will never let you marry somepony in this world." I blackmailed him, with a creepy face. "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! COUNT ME IN! JUST LET ME MARRY SOMEPONY PLEASE! I DIED AS A VIRGIN!" Core said, cried a bit at the end, as he held my front hooves at the ground. "That was an easy negotiation..." My four friends thought. "Uhm, Core. We're all virgins so shut up." Lon said. So, I told them my plan. Our plan is to restore the six corrupted element bearers. Our first target is the now anti-social Twilight Sparkle. She's the only one who understands the others more than us. I told them on how we will fix them. We will snap their senses back at them. After the planning stage, we first headed to the Golden Oak Library. As we got in, we see Twilight who's preparing to move out, while Spike is trying to hold out the scrolls that he was barfing. He wanted it to stop, but Twilight just ignored him. "Aren't those Twilight's letters that she sent to Princess Celestia as lessons that she learned in Ponyville?" I thought. "Twilight!" I yelled and she pulled out a broom. "Did I told you guys to leave me alone!? Are you thick-headed or something?" Twilight asked, angered because we went inside her library without her permission. "Twilight... We used to research magic here, remember?" Thous asked, worried. "Well duh, we did. But I lost interest in you and your magic. Satisfied with my answer? So, scram!" Twilight yelled, demanding us to go away. "She really lost her way..." Core said, disappointed. "Twilight, before we leave you. Care to read the messages that Princess Celestia sent you? It's kinda rude to let somepony's letter getting ignored." I said, hoping she will read the letters. "Ugh, fine. Go away after I read these garbage." Twilight said as she opened one of the scrolls. She read one, then we went outside, closing the door and looked at the window. Then she read another one, another one, and an another one. The more she interestingly read the letters, the gray color she has started to disappear. And the final letter... She was finally fixed. We barged in, and hugged her. She apologized for her actions, and we accepted it. She is not being her earlier after all. After that, we headed towards Sweet Apple Acres to restore back the pathological liar. We let Thous and Twilight cast a spell to Applejack to help her come back to her senses. And yes, she was restored. Next, we headed to Fluttershy's cottage. She was so violent that we had a hard time restraining her, we don't want Ricklee to paralyze her, so we let Applejack use her lasso. Fluttershy was indeed, fucking fast. So I have to use my katana to travel at lightspeed to catch her. And it did work. We manage to fix her. Her response to her corrupted self's action is... Well, she just called it a nightmare and will not talk about it again. Next, we headed to Rarity's boutique. Well, same as Fluttershy, kinda violent like a cat, but she is more slower than Fluttershy. She only left a mess in the botique. As we restored her, she asked Yuri to throw the rock away and never talk about it again. We headed next to the Sugarcube Corner, good thing Pinkie is being cooperative. So we had an easy time fixing her. And finally, our next problem. Is finding Rainbow Dash and fixing her. Next Chapter: [Bossfight] Evils Of Marriage Arc: Chapter 12, Part 2: Rainbow Dash and Discord Bossfight For real, this is the end of this chapter.