//------------------------------// // The Visit // Story: Megamind: Being Bad is Now 20% Cooler! // by LittleBoyBlue //------------------------------// The doors to the main office were suddenly being electrocuted. Then, it exploded, showing Minion carrying Megamind, careful not to crush Rainbow. "There he is....Mister Evil Overlord!" Minion sang. Megamind got off and began to admire the room. "Oh Minion, did you think this day would ever come?" Minion chuckled a little "No way. Not at all sir. Never. Never in a million-" Megamind gave Minion a displeased look. "I mean, yes! I did!" Minion said. "Look at the intricate mouldings!" Megamind exclaimed, observing the room. "I'm looking! I'm looking." Minion responded. "And what's this?" Megamind was staring at the window. "It's like one of the giant monitors in the lair, but it seems to carry only one station." "Oh, that sir, is called a "window" " "Window." Megamind repeated. "All the kids are looking through them!" Minion said. "Oooh! I've never had a view before." Megamind touched the window. "Ponyveele Minion. It's all mine. If my parents could see me now!" "Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven." "And now that Mister Goody-Two Shoes is out of the way," Megamind said, pulling out his "Evil Overlord" plaque. "I can do whatever I want!" He then began spinning around his chair. "And there's nopony who can stop me!!" He began laughing loudly. Then, two loud cracks were heard. "I would not be so sure about that....MEGAMIND." the princess said. Megamind spazzed in surprise, not knowing his dehydration ray was on. He accidently triggered it, and the beam hit Celestia. She was then promptly turned into a small blue cube. Luna gasped in disbelief. "You....you....YOU KILLED HER!" Luna said, in her Royal Canterlot Voice. "I what?" Megamind asked. He looked at Minion. Minion pointed at the small blue cube. "Oh! I did? Huh." Megamind looked at the cube, then pointed his ray at Luna. "And...and the same will happen to you if you don't leave Ponyveele, umm now! Yeah now!" Luna gave him an icy glare. "Uh, sir....you're not really going to shoot both of the-" "Of course not Minion!" Megamind whispered to him. "I didn't even mean to shoot the princess! "But you did." "I know! I don't even know how that worked! Besides, I didn't REALLY kill her! She's just a cube now!" "HEY!!!!" Luna shouted. Megamind, startled again, pulled the trigger and shot Luna. She then too, turned into a small blue cube. Megamind and Minion were wide-eyed. They stood there, blinking. Staring at the cubes. "Looks like.......I have to rule Equestria...." Megamind said, still in shock. There was then silence. Minion then spoke. "Oh look! She's hungry! You want da bottle? Yes you do!" Minion grabbed a baby bottle and gave it to the sleeping Rainbow Dash. She then perked up, and began sucking on the bottle, drinking the milk. She still had her eyes closed though. Megamind gave Minion a strange look. "What?" Minion said. "Minion.....she's our hostage! Not our......baby!" Megamind said, looking at the scene. "Well sorry, it just seemed like she's hungry, and well, she's in a baby carrier and well-" "Let's just focus onto more important details Minion." Minion shrugged, as he continued feeding the hungry mare. "Me....ruling Equestria........" Megamind smiled, then began to cackle. Minion began to chortle with him. Rainbow just gave a smile, while she drank the liquid. "All shall bow to me! Megamind, Evil Overlord!" They then began to cackle, as the moon still shone outside. "Sir, wait." Minion interuppted. "How are we going to have day and night again? The princesses are now cubes." Megamind paused, thinking of this new problem. He then looked at the cubes. He grinned, having an idea in his head. "You'll see Minion, you'll see...." ~~~~~~