We Don't Belong Here!

by Dark Krystal


Farming Keks

“And so I said, Oh yeah!? If you gonna talk smack you better be ready to get smacked!” Smolder shouted enthusiastically while smacking a fist into her palm. Gallus and Yona chuckle beside her as they head to their usual table. Silverstream and Sandbar pause their conversation to smile at their approaching friends, Ocellus was off to the side reading a book and mumbling to herself, she gets knocked out of her zone with the trio taking a seat at the table. 

“Oh, hey guys..” Gallus with a small smile  gives a lazy wave to Ocellus and focuses on Sandbar and Silverstream. 

“What were you guys talking about?”, Gallus tilts his head. Silverstream gives a grin and looks at  Sandbar. “Oh we were just—”

“Silverstream!” A male voice shouts nearby, making the Young Six turn their heads to the source and the rest of the cafeteria. Gallus upon seeing the source of the voice quickly deadpanned and groaned. “Oh no…”

Anonymous the human. The only one of his kind in Equestria, first student of the Mane Six, and holder of the title of “Discords chaotic left paw” but the more important title…”Maker of fools”. He approached the Young Six table with a confident stride that Ocellus had only seen male changelings do when they were ready to flirt, she deflates at the thought of flirting with Anon and gives a worried glance to Silverstream who keeps her smile thought a bead of sweat leaks down her cheek.

Anon in a smooth motion does a neat slide over to the table  where he crosses his arms and smirks at Silverstream. He winks at her which makes Smolder gag and Yona cringe. He stares into her blue violet eyes for a while, Silverstream inhales slowly before exhaling and giving a determined gaze back at anon which increases his smirk.

“A-anon… I don’t know what trick you have up your sleeve… BUT it isn’t going to work—”

“Silverstream I want to plant my seed in you.”, Anon interrupts her with a statement so blunt that sends a wave of silence over the populace of the lunch room only to be interrupted by the sound of a dropped tray. Sandbar's jaw drops as he stares at the madman, Gallus gives a concerned yet confused look at the human, Smolder looks at anon with surprises with a slow nod of approval towards his straightforwardness. Yona stares at him with shrunken eyes and an opened mouth, Ocellus sat there with a blank stare, clearly processing what he just said.
Silverstream looks at him with her mouth open and gaze still the same… for a minute before her faces starts to turn into a nice shade of red and her mouth closes, Silverstream quickly gives up her battle against Anon and looks to her friends for someone to get her out of this, it was truly unfortunate when Anon’s hand comes over and gently cups her chin and pulls her face to look back at him. This action only made her face redder.

“A-A-A-A--AA-AA-A”, She attempts to form his name only for him to give a “shoosh” and lean in close to her. Silverstream starts to freak out on the inside as  her beak starts to meet the slowly approaching human lips. When the distance of their mouth’s are mere inches she gains the nerve to prevent her first kiss being stolen. 

“A-A-Anon! I don—”, Anon's face changes form his smirking façade to his Mischievous grin, in a quick motion he reaches in his pocket with his left hand to pull out a single sunflower seed and put it on her tongue which freezes her up again. He backs away with her with a satisfied look on his face.

“There we go, seed planted..~”, Anon smiles as he looks at the sight. The beautiful sunflower seed resting upon the tongue of the only hippogriff student who stood there wide eyed, confused, embarrassed and most importantly puffed up. Her beak slowly closes as tears start to form at the corners of her eyes.

“Oh my. Oh my, oh my, oh my , oh my, oh my... Silverstream why are you so red? It was only a seed I wanted to feed you…. ”, He leans forward with arms behind his back as he looks at her reddened face. “Did you think I meant something else when I said that…?”

Silverstream started shaking in the air as she internally begged him to not say what she knew he was going to say, begging for a show of mercy to her foolish naïve brain. Mercy for daring to oppose him, but mercy would not come. “ Oh Silverstream… What a dirty mind you have…~”

The line echoes through her head, her brain continuing to process this information and overloading her with it. Silverstream swallows the seed and does the only action that is suitable for this moment. Retreat. She  quickly flaps her wings and flies out the cafeteria in a blur all while releasing the cries of defeat. Anon watches with great enjoyment before turning around and heading back to his table while pumping his fist in the air. A terrifying laugh escapes him as he ventures back to his cavern.

“Kekkekkekkekkekkek…”

The Young Six watch as he walks away before looking at each other. Confusion, concern, and fear entered all of them as the thought came to them.

“Who’s next on his list?”