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// The Discovery Of A Suicide 
// Story: The Great Christmas of Anon-A-Mister 
// by The REAL Seth Standmore 
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Moaning with pain, stumbled I down the hall's of Canterlot High. Up the long stares I trunched, my legs and bones aching with pain, groaning and cracking, struffing and strumping. The beating's from the girl's were very painful, Diamond Tiara must be called that because her fists are studded with a thousand tiny diamonds that cut and smash my very self. And Silver Spoon must be called that because she used silver spoon's to pummel me. She was playing the spoon's..... on my bone's.

Suddenly I now knew how Sunset Shimemr felt............... to be rainbow Dash's xylophone.

Onto the roof arrived me did I, standing there in the pale sunlight, it was snowing with Christmas gentliness, and the harold angles were singing........ but there singes did not reach me, so trumpetized was I from my pain.

"Ahhhh! Ohhhhh! Nooooo!" I clenched out, as I crunched to my knee's and pounded the wet, snowy roof. "How could I have let them......... gang up on me so, is this what Sunset Shimmer feel's every day of her life?"

Just then a croon voice. "Did somebody say my name?"

I looked up, into the aquamarine orbs of the goldenrod-fleshed and crimson/golden-maned goddess....... Sunset Shimmer was bruised up like a banana with one black orb, but she was still the most bountiful woman I had seen in my life. She was holding a Gun......... The gun was an old fashioned flintstone pistol, she was using the Ram-Rod to pound a Muskrat Ball into it's barrel.......

(authors note This is four-shadowing for they have sex later)

I said. "What are you doing here? Why are you loading that fire-arm?"

SUnset snuggled as she rammed the rod, snot and tear's flowing down her face as she poured gun-potter into the burrow. "Why do you think stupid, I'm going to end my pathetic life, everyone think's I'm anon-a-miss even tho I so fucking am not, even Twilight Sparkle hates me now and, she doesn't even know about Anon-A-Miss, she just thinks I told every one about her connection's to the Mareyan Sisterhood!"

I crawled on my knee's to the edge of the building....... and saw the noose that Sunset had set up for herself. At the bottom of the school was a Christmas Tree sharpened to a point. I gasped...... she was going to put the noost around her neck, shoot herself with the pistol and............ impale herself on the Christmas Tree!!!

Sunset no! You can't do this!

"WELL WHY FUCKING DAMN NOT?!?!?!?!" Sunset expounded, cucking the pistol, "TELL ME ONE GODDAMN FUCKING THING I HAVE IN MY LIFE THAT MAKE'S ME DESERVE TO LIVE!!!"

I closed my eye's, a single tear slithering down my face from my Orb's....... a deep breath took I, and I stretched out toward Sunset. Taking her into my arm's........ I hled her Tight and kissed her on the lumps.

Sunset blushed. Then she blushed. "A-Anon....... I had no idea....!"

"You are my one true love Sunset.... and it would be a waste of life to end yours now when our life together has just begun. Stay with me, and survive Christmas...... and we will help you reagan your honor. For I know the one's who have gotten you down, and with my help....... we CAN defeat them!"

I saw hepo in her brilliant orbs......... she dropped the Flintstone's Pistol onto the floor. "Yabba-Dabba-Doo-Me," she whimpered with pussy.

And there, on the floor of the roof, as Christmas Snow spankled down on us........ we made Love Happen for the firsttime.

Meanwhile, out of sight where we couldn't see them, the Cutie Mark Pentagramers (authorsnote that is because petangrasn are the opposite of Crosses and Crusade means Cross The Road To Save Jesus Christ) were watching me give my Dolt to Sunset's Pachinko, and take her vitality.

Apple Bloom shook her head with disgust. And said, "Well cream me up Scotty, looks like ourplan failed! IF SUnset won't kill herself Satan can't return, and Christmas will never be ruined!!!"

"Now now lady's, we have a back-up plan." Said Sweetie Belle, taking she out her Dark Book of Imperial Justice. "We can stop Christmas from coming by merging into our true form and, killing everybody at Canterlot High! It's not as good as Anon-A-Miss but, in time's like these who cares?"

"Can we go to the orphanage first?" Said Scootaloo with pedophilia. "I want to read the children the book that my friend Leonard wrote."

So the CMCs left to begin there Dark Designs........ but with the power of sex between me and Sunset, they would be stopped in there Tricks.

TO BE CONCLOUDED.........