Chapter 3:
Rainbow Crash
" 'Shy have you seen any new ponies around here?" Pinkie asks
"Um... other than Finn, then...um...no." She Replies.
"Oh sorry Finn! LET'S GO!" Pinkie says as she bolts out the door.
When we cross the Bridge Pinkie says were gonna go to an apple orchard to meet someone named Applejack.
Huh...An Apple Orchard...I would go for one of Tree Trunks' delicious apple pies right about now. Too bad were here in Glob knows where.
Jake snaps me back to reality, he points to the arch labeled " Sweet Apple Acres". Pinkie leads us under the arch and into the orchard. the house in the middle of the orchard is surrounded by millions of apple trees.
Pinkie knocks on the door at least a thousand times until someone finally answers the door.
"Pinkiepie would ya quit yer' irritatin' knockin'?!" the pony pleads. She has what people call before the mushroom war as a "Southern Accent", and she has a blonde mane and tale. She wears her mane and tail in a ponytail ( Duh.). She has a cowboy hat that tops of the southern look. She has a few white freckles on her face. And she has an orange coat.
"Okie Dokie Lokie!" she says happilly.
"Ugh, thank goodness... Huh? Pinkie who're yer' friends?" She says as she looks at us.
"Applejack,This is Finn, and this is Jake!" She says as she points to the both of us.
"Well, you've brought a cute li'l friend fer' Winona!" she looks at Jake.
"Hey! Who're you calling cute?!" he snaps at Applejack."
"Well i'll be! not just a cute dog, but a cute dog that can talk!"
"..." Pinkie stares at Applejack, cocking her head to the side.
"...What?"
"That's it?" she says, frowning.
"What's it?"
"That."
"Pinkie, I can't tell what THAT is if you tell me."
"Your reaction to Jake." I cut in. I guess i'm right cause Pinkie just nods frantically.
"What about my reaction?" Applejack says
"Well, Everyone else's reactions we're ver-"
"Everyone? Don't you mean everypony?"
I look at Jake, he shrugs.
Hm... Everypony? Huh... Maybe this isn't the land of Ooo. Math, this might not be our dimension anymore. Especially when they use everypony instead of everyone."
"Uh... Yeah, I guess so. Anyway, everyPONY" I look at Pinkie, she nods in approval." else reacts.... well, how do you say this... Over the top." I look at Pinkie as I say Over the top.
"Well, that's ponyville's residents fer' ya"
"Yeah, maybe."
" Why don't y'all stay fer' brunch? We got some tasty hay fer' y'all."
Pinkie shouts in excitement and dashes inside.
" Uh... Hay?" Jake says.
"Oh, sorry... Dog food fer' you Jake!"
"Aw Yeah!" He says.
So... Does that mean, I have to eat hay? Oh.. Man...
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Applejack introduces me to her family. the small one with a yellow coat and a red mane and tail is Apple Bloom, she is Applejack's little sister. The Big one with a crimson red coat and an orange mane and tail is Big Macintosh, he is Applejack's Big Brother. The Old one with the green coat and a white mane and tail is Granny Smith, she is their Grandmother.
Wow, A whole Family of Apples, that is one cool pattern, I now know why they run an Apple Orchard.
We sit down on the chairs. Well... I struggle to find the right position, We all say our prayers to uh... God. Yup definitely not the land of Ooo.
"So God is their Glob...Huh....
My train of thought is broken when crashes into me. I scramble to my uh... Hooves and look to the thing that crashed into me, completely ignoring the throbbing in the back of my head.
Turns out IT is a SHE, she slowly stands back up and looks up to the hole she made on the ceiling.
"Hehe, Whoops." she says.
"Rainbow Dash, why're y'all in here?" Applejack says.
" Fluttershy said that there's a new pony around. AND he has a talking dog!" Rainbow Dash says. she has a cyan blue coat and a rainbow colored mane and tail, and like Fluttershy she has wings.
Jake slides down the table as Rainbow says "Talking dog"
"So where is this Gentle colt?" A voice asks
I look to the door where a mare stood. she has a... um... Coiled mane and tail. She has as snow white mane and tail and like Twilight has a horn on her head..
"Umm... He's raht beside me." Applejack Replies.
"His name is Finn! and this is Jake!" Pinkie says as she pulls Jake up by his leg from under the table.
"AWESOME! Hey say something!" Rainbow Dash says.
Jake just stays silent. I wouldn't blame him, Rainbow Dash doesn't look very... Gentle.
"Come one Jake say something!" Pinkie shouts.
I think i'll take this opportunity to get back at him for that incident in our tree house when he was trying to impress Lady Rainicorn's Parents.
I get out of my chair and walk towards him, when i'm finally in front of him, i tell pinkie to hold him down. She holds him down and i pinch his nose and mouth.
I have no idea how i'm doing this.
Pinkie notices what i'm trying to do so she starts tickling Jake's face.
It takes him a few seconds before his face turns red. I let go of his face and he pants.
"Okay! Okay! * Gasp* You win... I give up" He says.
"Oh... My... GOD!" Rainbow Dash exclaims as she dashes towards him. But before she could reach him, I had already pulled Jake away from her path. she crashes into the floor and falls into the basement. We all Walk near the hole and look down. Rainbow Dash is under a big pile of clothes and laundry, Which i question because they are not wearing clothes in the first place.
"Heheh.. Whoops... I'm okay!... Ow..." She says.
"Uh... Rainbow... You do know your in our dirty laundry right?"
"What?! GROSS!" She says. Within a split second she launches herself into the air.
I roll my eyes.