The King Of Pizza

by KingSombraTheTyrantRuler


The show goes on...

Esmeralda's P.O.V:

A few months have passed since Sombra's warning. I didn't invite anyone over, or pretend that he was a cat.

Now he's eating all of my pizza for no good reason at all. I hope that I can find a way to send him back to where ever he came from.

He's a threat to my food storage. While he's eating my pizza, I'm doing my school work and trying to not eat it.

I'm that hungry. Sombra, for some reason isn't letting me go in the kitchen. Which means that I can't go to the fridge. Which means that I can't get pizza for myself.

I wonder why he's doing that. It might have something to do with his plan.

Yeah. He told me that if he can't make me accept him as my ruler by breaking things, then he'll stop me from doing things.

Why does he have to be so...like how he is?

I would've snatched his pizza off him, but he used a kind of magic shield to stop me.

Just curse his magic. I decided that if he wouldn't let me have any pizza in the house, then I'll go outside and eat it. So I told him, "I'm going out. Don't break anything."

He replied, "Whatever. You didn't need to tell me that."

And then he returned to his pizza. I rolled my eyes. He was obsessed with pizza.

I bet that if he had a talent, it would be eating pizza.

I quickly left.


King Sombra's P.O.V:

I ate my pizza while watching some movies. Esmeralda interrupted me to tell me that she was going somewhere.

I told her that I didn't care where she went. Not exactly that, but you know...

I don't think that I want to go back to Equestria. It hasn't got any pizza, or humans.

I found humans interesting. They were so foolish.

For the last few months, Esmeralda's been good.

Not as good as one of my crystal slaves would've been, but at least she didn't pretend that I was her cat.

I have nothing left in Equestria. Hope isn't there, and the crystal empire is impossible for me to get.

What's the point in trying to get something that I know I'll never have when I could rule these humans?

Or maybe pizza?

The door opening and closing signalled Esmeralda's return. As soon as she came, I started, "Esmeralda. I've got something to tell you."

She looked at me. "What is it?", she asked.

"I don't want to go back to Equestria. I don't want to rule the crystal empire anymore.", I told her.

"Why not?", she asked.

"Because there's no point. I can rule over humans instead."

She gave me a look that said, are you serious?

I got an idea. "I've got a better idea! I could rule pizza!", I exclaimed. "From today, I am the king of pizza!"

She fainted.