My Little Pony: Friendship is Funkin

by Fusionflare374


Prologue (Edited)

It’s was a cool night, stars shining in the sky, the moon glistened in the night sky. 3 people were standing in the street lights, a small man with blue hair,a tall man with purple skin, and a girl on speakers right between the two.

“So the Boyfriend, are you ready?” The tall man, named Daddy Dearest said.

“Beep bo ba!” The small man, named Boyfriend, said eagerly.

“Ha! That’s the spirit kid, now… LETS RAP!”

The two looked at each other, ready to rap. The girl bobbed her head left and right to the beat. Arrows appearing on top of the two, a left arrow, a down arrow, a up arrow, and a right arrow. Now that the two are ready, the girl named Girlfriend, counted down.

3

2

1

Go!

Fnf Dad Battle

The music started to play. Boyfriend and Daddy Dearest readied themselves as the arrows appeared. Purple arrows, blue arrows, green arrows and red arrows appeared.

The song was intense. Each one singing fast, and their rhythm being in sync. The two getting exhausted, but wouldn’t give up until the end. Finally the song ended, and Boyfriend was victorious.

“Yeah!” Boyfriend cheered as he made a peace sign with his fingers

Girlfriend jumped off the speakers and hugged Boyfriend tight.

“I knew you would beat my dad again.” Girlfriend said happily.

Boyfriend blushed lightly. Girlfriend leaned on Boyfriend and gave him a kiss. Boyfriend’s eyes swirled when they were done kissing. Daddy Dearest, looking defeated, fell on his knees. He clutched his hands into a fist, but then he grinned. He got back up on his feet and clapped slowly.

“Well done Boyfriend, but I’m far from being done with you.” Daddy Dearest said.

Daddy Dearest lifted his arm and snapped his fingers. A portal appeared on the side of Daddy Dearest. Boyfriend and Girlfriend looked at the portal in shook.

“This is for embarrassing me for too long Boyfriend.”

Daddy Dearest snapped his fingers again and the portal began to suck the Boyfriend in. Boyfriend panicked and grabbed a streetlight post. Daddy Dearest looked at Boyfriend with a sinister look. Little did Daddy Dearest know was Girlfriend was being sucked in as well. Before the Girlfriend could grab anything, she was too late. Girlfriend went through the portal. The Boyfriend and Daddy Dearest were shocked when the Girlfriend went in.

“Beep!” Boyfriend cried out.

“Sweetie!” Daddy Dearest cried out.

Boyfriend let go of the post and went after the Girlfriend. Daddy Dearest did the same. Soon the two went through the portal. Boyfriend and Daddy Dearest were screaming as they were falling down a purple, swirling tunnel. Everything around them started to turn a glowing light.

Outside of the portal, the portal stayed, motionless. Then, it started to multiply. More portals appeared and started to move. The original portal vanquished, leaving its cloned portals roaming the world.


In the Funky City, a mother with two kids wearing costumes, one was wearing a skeleton costume and the other wearing a Pumpkin costume were walking along the sidewalk.

“Alright kids, when we get back home, you better get some sleep, you have school in the morning.” The mother, named Lila said.

“Aww, but mom, school is boring.” The kid wearing the Skeleton costume, named Skid complained.

“I know dear, but education is good for you too.”

Skid crossed his arms and huffed.

“Don’t give me that attitude young man!” Lila raised her voice at Skid.

“Come on Skid, I’ll be their and we can play more.” The kid wearing the pumpkin costume, named Pump said excited.

“Yeah, your right!” Skid say excitedly.

The three continued to walk in the dark. Suddenly, one of Daddy Dearest’s portals appeared in front of them. They all stopped.

“What is that?” Pump asked Lila.

“I’m not sure Pump.” Lila said nervously.

Then, the portal started to suck Lila, Skid and Pump in the portal.

“Ahh! Mom, what’s happening?!” Skid said in a scared tone.

“I don’t know honey, but you two hold on me tightly.”

They held on tightly as they were consumed by the portal.


Somewhere in a dark alleyway, a creature with a lemon shaped head was scavenging the trash bins, looking for anything edible.

“Hmm… nothing in here.” The creature named Lemon Demon or Monster said.

His stomach growled loudly. He held on his stomach.

“I need to find food, otherwise I’ll die of starvation.”

He continued to scavenge the trash bin, but then he saw a purple glow behind him. He turned around and saw the portal.

“Hmmm… what’s this now?” Monster said confused.

The portal started to suck Monster in. Monster tried to resist, but it was no use. The portal consumed Monster.


Somewhere in the city, a orange haired guy named Pico was leaning on a wall, spinning around his gun. Then he saw the purple glow and looked over at his side. He saw the portal. He leaned off the wall and looked at the portal.

“The hell is that?” Pico said to himself.

Then, the portal began sucking him in. Pico pointed his gun and started to fire at the portal, but the bullets only went through.

“Well this isn’t how I imagined I would die.”

The portal then consumed Pico.


Somewhere on the open road, Mommy Mearest laid on her limo, enjoying the nice breeze on her face.

“Ahh, what a glorious day. The sun shining on my face, wine next to me, and the stocks are through the roof this week. Nothing can’t ruin this day for me.” Mommy Mearest said as she sitting herself up and grabbing her glass of wine.

She sipped her wine and she realized something, she forgot to phone her husband.

“I should probably give my husband a call, saying I’ll be back in the next hour or so.”

Mommy Mearest grabbed her phone out of her pocket and went to Daddy Dearest’s phone contact. Her phone started to ring, and ring, and ring some more. Just then, the phone picked up.

“Hi, this is Daddy Dearest, the best rockstar out their. Leave a message after the tone, even though I might not listen to it.” The phone beeped, but Mommy Mearest hanged up.

“Huh, weird. Normally he picks up after the first ring or two. Something must be up.” Mommy Mearest stood up and began to phone again.

As the phone began to ring once again, a purple portal appeared. It stood still, waiting. Mommy Mearest didn’t notice it, she was worried something happened to her husband that she was only focused on her phone. The limo got close to the portal, Mommy Mearest looked up and saw the portal. However, she couldn’t avoid it due to the speed of the vehicle and saw sucked in.

"enjoying the ride, ma'am?" The driver said out of the window, but noticed he didn't see Mommy Mearest on the roof of the vehicle. "Ehh, ma'am?"


Meanwhile in a digital world, a pixelated blonde and handsome guy was sitting in the shade of a blossom tree, as a group of girls surrounded him, having heart shape eyes staring at him. The blonde guy sighed in annoyance as he looked at the group of girls.

"Don't you have anything better to do besides bug me?" The blonde guy, named Senpai, said to the girls.

"I love you!" One of the girls said.

"Please marry me Senpai!" Another girl said.

Senpai sighed again. "Of course you girls say the same lines over and over again, it's within your code to say the same lines."

Senpai got up from the grassy shade and proceeded to walk away, having his hands in his front pants pocket, as the group of girls followed right behind him.

"If only I can escape this god forsaken pixelated world, but alas, I cannot. Not unless a miracle happens." Senpai said with a sigh.

Just then, a portal appeared right in front of them. Senpai stopped in his tracks, so did the girls.

"What on earth is this? It looks like… a portal? Is my prayers answered?"

All of a sudden, the portal started to suck Senpai in. Senpai struggled at first, but realized this could be his ticket out of here.

"Yes, get me outta here, I don't want to be in this place any longer!" Senpai said, accepting what will happen next.

However, the girls grabbed Senpai's arm, stopping him from getting closer to the portal.

"Don't worry Senpai, I'll save you!" One of the girls said.

"No, I'll save him!" Another girl argued.

"No I will!" Another girl yelled.

"Let go of me you fools! I don't need saving!" Senpai yelled at the girls.

Senpai tried to pry their grip off of his arm to break free. After a few seconds, they let him go.

"Sayonara pixelated world! I will not miss you!" Senpai said his last goodbyes to the pixelated world, as he finally got into the portal.

The portal disappeared, leaving the girls, now their eyes shaped as a broken heart now, stood their looking confused and heart broken.

"S-Senpai?" One of the girls said sadly.


Meanwhile, in the desert, explosions and gunshots were heard from miles as a war raged on the field. A soldier wearing a black uniform, helmet, gloves, pants and shoes, while his skin, vest and goggles were white was driving in a tank.

"Come on men! If we take over this sector, we'll have more ground for our base!" The soldier, named John Captain, or also known as Tankman said to his other soldiers.

"Capt'n, the north and south side is clear from enemies, we have a clear shot at their base now!" A soldier, named Steve said to John.

"Perfect, victory is surely ours!"

"Yeah, as long as a portal doesn't sucks you into a different world, we should be alright."

John sighed and facepalmed.

"God, fucking dammit Steve, you just had to open that mouth of yours."

"wha? But I won't happen, so we're fine."

Just then, a portal appeared in front of John and started to suck up John. As he was getting sucked up in the air, he turned to Steve and gave him the bird.

"Capt'n! Hang on, I'm coming to get you." Steve said as he climbed on the tank.

Steve climbed up the top of the tank and reached out his hand to John, but John was far up in the air to grab him. John got fully sucked up into the portal and disappeared, leaving Steve and his men behind.

"uhhh… capt'n?"


It was a sunny day in Ponyville, sun shining in the blue sky. Ponies roaming the village, fillies running around playing. A purple Alicorn Princess named Twilight Sparkle we’re having a lovely picnic out in a grass field with her good friends Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Spike, Starlight and Tempest Shadow.

“It’s nice having the gang all together again.” Starlight said happily.

“I agree darling, we haven’t hanged out in ages.” Rarity responded.

“Yeah, it’s nice to have one day where we’re not in some adventure.” Twilight said.

“You said it Twi.” Spike said as he relaxed his body on a small chair.

Before they started to eat, Tempest saw something in the distance.

“Uhh guys… what is that.” Tempest gestured her hoof to the sky.

All of them looked to where Tempest was pointing and saw the portal.

“What in the hay is that?” Applejack said curiously.

“I’m not sure Aj” Twilight responded.

Then, the portal started to move to Ponyville. All of them got up, looking alarmed.

“Whatever that is, it means bad news.” Rainbow Dash said.

“Maybe your right Dash, come on girls, let’s investigate whatever that is.” Twilight said.

They all nodded and ran back to Ponyville.

To Be Continued…