Ring ring, ring ring.
"The Foal Help Line, this is Stardust."
"Yeah hey, my name is Rumble."
"Yeah, and what's wrong with you Rumble?"
"It's because my big brother he.."
"Yeah, what's with him?"
"He hits me.."
"What?"
"Yes.. Right in the head."
"In the head?"
"Yeah, so now I've got two blue eyes."
"Tell me, is he home?"
"Yes.."
"May I just talk to him, come on."
"Now?"
"Yes sir, get him for me, chief."
"Thunderlane, it's for you!"
"Ergh, scram, twerp.. Yes it's Thunderlane."
"Yes that's grand, you're talking to Stardust! Tell me, do you hit your littlebrother in the head?"
"Wha.. Well.. Yes.."
"So he gets big blue eyes and all?"
"Yes.."
"That's not very smart, is it?"
"N.. No.."
"You'd be better of by kicking him in the kidneys, then there will be no marks."
"How, ehh?"
"Yeah then the adults can't see anything, give it a try."
Ffhomph!
"Arghh!"
"Do you see what I mean?"
"Yeah, thank you."
"No problem, kid. Have a good day."
"You too."
Click.