That One Time: Two Princesses Enjoyed Their Harem Honeymoon

by TheCrimsonDM


Chapter Seventeen: Of New Mornings and Honeymoon Dates

Chapter Seventeen: Of New Mornings and Honeymoon Dates

Written by TheCrimsonDM

Well it was the morning after and Celestia had to admit, she felt a little bit awkward about the night before. Sure she had perilous amounts of fun, and getting to see all of her wives enjoying themselves at once was a good sight, but the fact still remained, it had gotten out of control a little once Luna changed into a stallion. She also feared this was going to generate a few new questions among her wives, questions that even she herself was not sure of the answer. 

Granted she could at least be sure that nopony was going to get pregnant from last night's adventure. Messy, sticky, and in desperate need of a bath, yes, pregnant no. That probably wouldn't last forever though. Sooner or later they were going to end up with a bunch of pregnant wives, and since Celestia could also use the stallion spell, not that she had revealed that secret just yet, meant at least half of the kids would probably be directly hers. 

Still looking back at the bed where only two ponies were left sleeping after she raised the sun, she was filled with a familiar comfort. A satisfaction that she was filled with love, and could offer all of her warmth to these mares. Most of whom were busy using the facilities. Actually there was another problem with this place that Luna had neglected to mention originally and although there  was a simple solution, it wasn't a great one. There was only one bathroom per floor.

So most of her wives were sharing a bath, she also knew from experience she had to do her business with at least three ponies in the same room. That had been the most uncomfortable filling she'd had in some time, at least Alicorns didn't have to go as often as normal ponies. So she could hopefully avoid such embarrassing moments in the near future. For the moment she still needed to figure out what she was going to do for the day. She had a bunch of mares to please and a honeymoon designed just for that. She would need to pick her target and pick it well. 

Though the real question was who did she start with? She had plans for each and every one of them, but she wasn't sure what to start with. Luna had not seemed to think this honeymoon out like Celestia had, but then again that was probably fine, after all it was Luna's spontaneity that helped ease Celestia's careful forethought and planning, and Celestia's planning that kept her sister more or less on some kind of path. They complimented one another very well.

Still she would need to figure out what she would be doing for today. Luna could figure things out on her side by herself, she was usually pretty good at that. Looking over at the kitchen she noticed Pinkie Pie had finally left the bathroom and was busy at work whipping up some batter, for what Celestia assumed was going to be a batch of delicious pancakes. Well at least breakfast was going to be filled with the kind of sweet, carnal delights that she could never regret marrying Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie was singing to herself too. "One little, two little, three little pregnant ponies. Four little, five little, six little pregnant ponies." She stopped singing for a moment and looked confused. “Oops, I guess it’s only five pregnant ponies. Still lots of fun.”

Or maybe Celestia could start worrying after all. She hadn't really thought about how much of a nightmare five pregnant mares was going to be. Oh no, what did she get herself into? She really, really hoped that they weren't going to all get pregnant at the same time. That would be a full year of crazy.

Celestia walked over to the bed and noticed that Twilight was only pretending to sleep. It seemed she was enjoying her cuddles with applejack. To be fair, applejack was a nice pony to cuddle, even if Applejack didn't openly talk about such things. She was a strong, proud, independent mare who didn't need no cuddles. Or so she said, before becoming little more than a teddy bear to Celestia on the night of their wedding. Celestia did oh so enjoy mares who acted tough in public but showed her in private, a sensitive side of themselves. It was one thing that both Rainbow dash and Applejack had in common, though as of late Rainbow was becoming more open to her sensitive nature. It was adorable to watch her blossom.

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Well it was indeed time for the mares to eat breakfast and start to figure out what the next step would be. Celestia had charted out her week here and had already picked out the first mare to spend time with for this honeymoon.  It wasn't much of a surprise when at the breakfast table with all of her waking wives, coffee, and pancakes she declared, "Today, I shall be spending some quality time with just me and Twilight."

Everypony seemed to nod in agreement that this was expected. The only one looking surprised, and very excited was Twilight herself. Celestia had packed a saddlebag for Twilight to wear for them. It sat by Twilight's side all ready and willing to go out for a day out on the town. Meanwhile Luna was back to napping. It was dinner for her after all and she just couldn't adjust to normal daytime pony hours. 

Well if Celestia was going to be taking the dayshift, she'd leave the nightlife to her sister. An arrangement they'd been using for longer than she could remember, and one that worked out favorably. For now though, Celestia was excited to take her lovely wife out on the town for a day of fun, reading, and whatever else it was that ponies did on honeymoons. She might even be tempted to do something a little more naughty with Twilight out here if the chance arose.

A little later the two of them stood by the front door going to the outside world, Twilight was prancing in place looking happier than a filly in a candy store, her saddlebags barely stayed on. Which reminded Celestia of the fact that Twilight was banned from a good number of Candy Stores in Canterlot for that very reason. Those were more crazy times.

Rarity, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash had all come to see them off. Rarity walked up to Twilight with a brush and got to work fussing with Twilight's mane. She then licked her hoof and wiped away an invisible smudge from Twilight's cheek. "Come now, darling, you are going out on a date with the ruler of Equestria, you should really make yourself more presentable."

Twilight moaned in complaint but didn't do anything to stop Rarity's fussing. 

Rarity then shot a sharp look at Celestia. The brush came for her mane next. After a minute or two of Rarity messing with Celestia's mane, and a spit bath on her right cheek where Celestia was positive there was nothing to clean in the first place Rarity took a step back and beamed. "There, the lovely couple are now ready to hit up the town." Rarity quickly gave each one of them a kiss on the lips and trotted back a few steps.

Pinkie Pie giggled and jumped into them giving both Celestia and Twilight a big hug and a kiss before hopping back. "Be safe out there."

Celestia rolled her eyes. "We are both immortal, I sincerely doubt we need to 'be safe' but thank you for your concern."

Rainbow Dash looked a little out of place. She quickly gave each of them a kiss on the cheek and then flew away. "Come home soon."

Rarity smiled after Rainbow Dash. "That mare just can't come out and say she loves you and that she'll miss you, can she?"

Celestia smiled. "No, but I think it's cute that she worries so."

Twilight frowned. "We'll only be gone for a few hours. Of course we'll come back soon."

Rarity met Twilight's eyes. "Oh, you know how mares can be. She just worries about us all. Then again, I suppose she always had. Why I remember the one time I had a cold, Rainbow Dash kept flying in and out of my window every couple of hours to check on me. She even caught me in a more... private situation and didn't say anything. She just checked my fever and left."

Pinkie Pie giggled. "Yep, me and her were taking turns checking on you."

Celestia looked at the pair of them, and a new realization dawned on her. Sure this relationship was certainly a crazy one. It was utterly unnatural and weird in a lot of ways, but also fit in with their old ancestry of herds. The thing that really stood out to her now was that these mares were all perfect for this kind of thing. Even if Rainbow Dash never wanted to admit it, she clearly loved Rarity from the start, maybe not necessarily a romantic love, but it was deep and meaningful. There was no way that she could ever have realized how much love she could feel for a group of crazy mares if not for her sister. She shook her head and realized she was going to have to give her sister a special thanks for this later, perhaps the same kind of thanks she'd been getting from Luna for a few days now.

Celestia opened the door with her golden aura and stepped out into the bright and sunny world. Twilight followed her out. For a moment Celestia stood there, allowing the warmth of the sun, and the cool breeze to wash over her fur. The scent of flowers filled the air from the nearby gardens. It was so peaceful and quiet up here that one might forget they were right in the middle of the Crystal Empire.

Twilight was walking in place a little and looking up at Celestia with expectant eyes. For a moment Celestia wasn't sure what she wanted. She then followed Twilight's gaze to Celestia's left wing and it struck her light lightning. Celestia stretched out her left wing and draped it over Twilight's back, pulling her in close for a warm cuddle. Twilight wanted to feel like she belonged to Celestia, and if that was all she wanted on their date, then so be it, she shall have it. 

Twilight giggled. "This is going to be my first date."

Celestia felt herself tipping forward as her entire balance was utterly destroyed by that one single revelation. "S-surely you've dated another pony."

Twilight shook her head. "No, I haven't."

"Even just one of your friends in an attempt to see if you were interested in them?"

"Nope. I did think about it a lot, and I even asked Rarity and Applejack out once, but they said no."

Celestia's ears folded back against her head. "First, date. You mean, I took your virginity, before you even had your first date?" If Celestia could make herself feel like more of a monster, she wasn't sure how.

Rarity giggled and called out from the doorway. "It truly is her first date."

Celestia looked back at her. "Rarity."

Rarity's eyes narrowed and an evil smile spread across her lips. "So don't screw it up, it is her first time after all."

Before Celestia could even reply the door was slammed shut and locked behind them. Did they really have to lock the door too? It wouldn't stop Celestia from entering if she wanted too, but it did put the final mark on this situation. Celestia was going to have to be exceedingly careful to make this the best date in all of Equestria. It was, after all, Twilight's first.