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// dinosaur for absolutely no reason? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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Princess Celestia sipped her tea.

Suddenly, and for absolutely no reason...

Celestia opened an eye, staring straight through the fourth wall at the narrator.

Ahem. I said no reason...

Still, nothing happened. Because there was no reason to.

FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON--

A dinosaur burst from Celestia's teacup, sending scalding-hot leaf water in every direction. I don't know why or how, either, because there is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON, YOU HEAR ME?