Princess Celestia sipped her tea.
Suddenly, and for absolutely no reason...
Celestia opened an eye, staring straight through the fourth wall at the narrator.
Ahem. I said no reason...
Still, nothing happened. Because there was no reason to.
FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON--
A dinosaur burst from Celestia's teacup, sending scalding-hot leaf water in every direction. I don't know why or how, either, because there is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON, YOU HEAR ME?