The Conversion Bureau: Rip and Tear

by aegishailstorm


World Goverment Brodcast

Date: 2077, January 3rd, Worldcorp public hypernet broadcast

"Over the past 48 hours, our world has been fundamentally changed, 48 hours ago, we were hopeless to stop our own fate, of Either become Equestian, or perish at the mercy of an unknown power. This however, is no longer the case. In a series of attacks across the north American continent, A mysterious being known only as the "Slayer" Brought down the head leadership of the PER, also known as the "Ponification of Earth for humanities Rebirth". And the HLF, also known as the "Human Liberation Front" In addition, the barrier, the bubble of energy separating our world from that of Equestria has stopped expanding. And more strangely still, the Equestrian government has issued a formal apology. Stating that the creation of the barrier was entirely an accident, and, that while conversion bureau's will still remain open for those at want it. They have pledged themselves to helping repair the ecological damage of our own world. Weather or not this is the result of Slayer, or something else has yet to be determined. If you're out there Slayer, on behalf of all humanity, the world government would like to thank you for what you have done."

End broadcast.

The Doomslayer arrived back on his castle, to find it once again in working order. In his left hand he was holding something he had not experienced in millennia, an ice cream cone.

"Back from your vacation?" Asked Dr. Hayden. The Slayer nodded.

"You will be happy to know that your services are no longer required on this world, would you perhaps like to remain here a bit longer?" The Slayer was already headed down to the castle's ripatourium to get his daily fix of demon killing.

"I take that as a yes."