Ditzy "Derpy" Doo awoke from her painfully boring and perplexing dream. She felt as though her brain had been hit with a confusion spell, and she was correct. She desperately searched for some memory of last night, anything that would make her remember. She checked under the couch, in her vacuum cleaner, and lastly in the pantry, and what she found made her scream louder than ever possible.
Earlier......
"Darling! You look FAB-U-LUS!!!"
Rarity's hyperbole didn't bother Ditzy much, but she still thought she looked pretty good in her new dress. Not many ponies new this, but Ditzy LOVES parties; just not hosting them. At the last party she attended, however, someone spilled raspberry punch all over her strapless zebra print dress, her favorite party attire. The new dress was still zebra, but had one spaghetti strap and one large tank top sleeve, with a yellow belt to match her hair. It looked MUCH better than her old one, seeing how it has pink splotches all over it.
"I love it!" Ditzy showed pure joy on her countenance, but it soon slid off. "How much? Mail delivering is not exactly a high paying job..."
Rarity pondered what to do for a few seconds before saying, "Tell you what. Bring me to your next few parties and you can have the dress for free."
Ditzy threw her hooves around her. "Thank you so much, Rarity!" Ditzy took a step back. "Next party is tomorrow night at Dolphin Dream's house!"
"See you then, Darling!"
Ditzy pranced out the door and immediately crashed into a tree. She seemed to be magnetically attracted to stupidity, and ponies always laughed at her. She didn't mind it much, but when ponies call her names, it infuriates her.
Luckily, no one was looking, so she flew up to Cloudsdale. She followed the path to her small yet comfortable house, and lay down on her soft bed.
"Oh hello darling!" Rarity said as she opened the door. It was thirty minutes until the party, and she still had curlers in her hair. "I'll be out in a few minutes. Just have to get ready."
"Hurry. You don't want to be late to one of Dolphin's parties. She can be.... Explosive."
"Oh no worries."
Ditzy worried. Dolphin still lived with her mother, so she didn't often get the chance to throw parties. Dolphin hated it when people were late because she thought they didn't want to come. And Dolphin was very, very, VERY easily angered.
Twenty minutes later, Rarity still hadn't finished getting ready.
"Rarity, we really need to-"
"Darling, don't rush beauty!"
"Rarity, you do understand this isn't the gala, don't you?"
"Of course! If it was the gala, I would spend hours preparing!"
Ditzy sighed. If Dolphin ended up hating her for life, she was blaming Rarity.
Ten minutes later, Rarity exited her bedroom. Her outfit looked as if it had been pulled directly from a Disco calalog and then dipped in pink paint. It took all her strength for Ditzy to not laugh and throw up at the same time. Seeing her face, Rarity was angered.
"You don't like it? I must change!"
"No! No, you look fin-" Her voice faltered on the last word. "Let's go."
On the long walk to Dolphin's house, several attempts at conversation were made, but all of them ended tediously.
When they arrived, the house was booming with the new song by the Beefles, and the ground was vibrating. Dolphin was the first person to greet them. A fake smile was plasterd on her face, and Ditzy knew they were late.
"Hello girls! Nice of you to show up!" Dolphin stared at Rarity. "Ditzy DID tell you this isn't a costume party, Right?"
Rarity made an angry face at Dolphin, but she ignored her and turned to Ditzy. "I found the perfect stallion for you, Ditzy."
"I hate it when you try to set me up with people."
"Come on, he wasn't THAT bad..."
"Let's just go inside."
The music was booming, and everyone was dancing. The party went by in a blur, and soon Ditzy was on her way home before she fell asleep on her couch.
Derpy awoke to the sounds of birds and a massive headache. She was in her party dress, but she couldn't remember what happened last night. It had something to do with a Cupcake Caper..... No, that was her dream. She checked her surroundings, but found no clues. Eventually, she gave up and checked the pantry. Inside was a mirror. The horrific monstrosity in the mirror made her scream until she passed out.
Why is Derpy screaming? What happened hat night? WHY DID THIS STORY ANSWER NONE OF THE QUESTIONS? Find out next time in Pink Part two!!!