Spike the Fairy

by PonyJoel


Pillow Warfare

Feathers and pillow sheets are scattered everywhere in Discord's basement; there are battle scars from the pillow warfare everywhere.

"Twilight?" Spike is wearing pillow armor and a pillow helmet.

"Not yet, Spike," Twilight (Sci-Twi) said. She's holding onto a pillow grenade launcher.

"Twiiiiiiiliiiiiiiight.., come out to plaaaaaay," Pinkie said in an eerie tone while riding her party cannon that shoots pillows. "Spiiiiiike, come out to plaaaaaaaaay. Suuuuuuunseeeet, come out to plaaaaaaaaaay."

"Party cannon, Pinkie? How cute," Discord is driving a pillow tank. One of his clones shoots a pillow missile at Pinkie.

"Aaaaaah!" Pinkie rides her party cannon away from the missile's reaches. Discord continues to fire pillow missiles at Pinkie's party cannon.

"Now, Spike!" Twilight (Sci-Twi) shoots a pillow grenade launcher at the pillow tank.

Spike places hard pillows on the catapult and launches at the tank. The combined effort cripples the pillow tank. Discord grabs a pillow machine gun and shoots at Twilight (Sci-Twi) and Spike. Pinkie Pie takes advantage and shoots pillow balls at Discord, Twilight (Sci-Twi), and Spike.

"Take cover!" Discord, Twilight (Sci-Twi), and Spike take cover behind the crippled pillow tank.

"This is my domain!" Pinkie Pie shoots more pillow balls.

"Take this!" Sunset hits Pinkie in the back with a pillow sword.

"Hey!" Pinkie feels the pillow sword and turns. "Get ready to taste pillow, Sunset!"

"Mind moving to the right?" Sunset asks.

"No! I'll move to the left," Pinkie moves to the left. By doing so, Pinkie gets hit by a barrage of pillows from a pillow cannon. She crashes into a pillow fort, and it collapses on her. "Hey!" The pillows are heavier than they look.

"Good job, Adagio," Sunset salutes.

"I knew she would fall for that," Adagio said. She's the one who fired the pillow cannon.

"No fair! I didn't know there were teams!" Pinkie complains a bit. She struggles to get out of the piled pillows.

"Temporary truce?" Discord propose.

"Agreed," Twilight (Sci-Twi) and Spike say in unison.

"I WILL GET OUT!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!" Pinkie tries harder to get out of the pile.

"Alright, there's Aria and Sonata. Rainbow and Fluttershy. Discord, Twilight (Sci-Twi), and Spike," Sunset said.

"At least it's not for the Pillow Fight Title," Adagio said.

"WHAT!? WHO'S THE PILLOW FIGHTING CHAMPION?!" Pinkie demands to know.

"They aren't here. It's Sandbar and Neighsay," Sunset replies.

Rainbow Dash is on a pillow cloud with a pillow crossbow. She's aiming at Sunset Shimmer. "I got you."

"Oh, I can't watch," Fluttershy shields her eyes with her wings.

"Flutters, it's just pillows. There are no explosions," On cue, the pillow tank explodes. Feathers burst everywhere. "Except for that," A pillow fort explodes. "Okay, I'm going to keep my mouth shut."

Sonata and Aria fly under Rainbow's pillow cloud and slice it with their claws. Rainbow falls while Fluttershy remains stationary.

"That was easier than I thought," Sonata brags a bit. She and Aria notice a pillow arrow nearly hitting them.

"GET BACK HERE!" Rainbow Dash flies and shoots pillow arrows from her crossbow while chasing Aria and Sonata.

Discord, Twilight (Sci-Twi), and Spike are tunneling under the pillow grounds. Discord and Twilight (Sci-Twi) are placing pillow mines around the area. Spike is keeping watch.

"That'll do, Discord."

"Excellent, Twilight. Now, let's resurface."

Discord, Twilight (Sci-Twi), and Spike come out of the tunnel and see potential targets coming their way. Then Spike and Twilight (Sci-Twi) push Discord right into the pillow mines.

"You monsters!" Discord is upset, and the pillow mines explode all around him. Discord is covered in tar and feathers as he was sneaky with his pillow mines.

"Sorry, Discord. We made a temporary truce. We weren't sure how long it'll take for you to betray us," Spike laughs a bit.

"I will now plot my revenge!" Discord declares. He gets shot by a barrage of pillows from a pillow cannon. Discord crashes into pillow fort, and it collapses. "Who did that?" Discord's head pops through the pile to see.

Adagio smiles while looking directly at Discord. "You left yourself wide open."

Fluttershy watches and flies to a mountain pile of pillows. "Okay, Fluttershy, you can do this," Fluttershy quietly says to herself and pushes a pillow ball down the mountain pile. The pillow ball grows bigger and bigger with more pillows sticking onto it.

"Okay, that's two major powerhouses down," Spike said. He thinks who else to go after in the pillow warfare.

"Pillow Ball!" Twilight (Sci-Twi) puts Spike on her back and gallops away from the pillow ball.

Sonata and Aria see the pillow ball and hopes they can lure Rainbow Dash in its path. Rainbow Dash continues to shoot pillow arrows at Aria and Sonata. She missed every shot so far. Sonata and Aria fly and depart, leaving Rainbow Dash in front of the pillow ball.

"Ah!" Rainbow Dash does a barrel roll, avoiding contact with the huge pillow ball.

Sunset and Adagio see the pillow ball coming their way. Twilight dives out of the ball's direction.

"Good luck," Adagio pushes Sunset out of the way. She gets hit by the pillow ball that crashes into a pillow fort.

Sunset watches the pillows pile on Adagio. "Thank you," Sunset salutes to a fallen comrade.

Sonata and Aria come from behind. They whack Sunset Shimmer from behind with their pillows until Rainbow Dash spears the two into a pillow fort. The pillows pile on top of the trio. Rainbow Dash couldn't hit them with the pillow arrows, so her best effort was to take them down with her in the pillow warfare.

"RAINBOW!" Fluttershy watches her friend valiantly take down two enemies in one go. Sacrificing herself in the process. "Oh, no. Oh, no..," Fluttershy gets worried. She flies to a safe spot.

Twilight (Sci-Twi) grabs some pillows to make armor for herself. Spike grabs a pillow spear and shield for jousting.

"Ready, Spike?" Twilight (Sci-Twi) asks.

"I am. We're doing a medieval times attack, and it feels so cool," Spike admits.

Twilight (Sci-Twi) gallops after Sunset Shimmer. Sunset Shimmer turns to see Twilight (Sci-Twi) and Spike coming after her. She gallops while searching for a pillow weapon.

Fluttershy sees a vacant pillow fort and takes control of it. Behind her is a pillow catapult already armed with many pillows. She activates the catapult unleashing a barrage of pillows at Sunset, Twilight (Sci-Twi), and Spike. The pillows land on top of the trio without warning.

"Fluttershy is the sole survivor of the Pillow War! Team Rainbow and Fluttershy wins!" A clone of Discord announces.

"NO FAIR! I WAS TRYING TO GET OUT!" Pinkie continues to pry her way out of the pile of pillows.

The pillows no longer become heavy as everyone gets up. Spike was a little disappointed he and Twilight (Sci-Twi) didn't win but, he had loads of fun during the pillow warfare. Pinkie Pie feels the weight of the pillows uplifted as she gets up easily.

"WHAT!?" Pinkie is confused with the pillows' weight.

"Pinkie," Discord approaches her. "In pillow warfare, some pillows are heavier than others. Pillow forts are structured with the heaviest pillows known to my species. However, it was a fun exhibition."

"I want to face the champions!" Pinkie exclaims.

"Perhaps another time. They're busy going to the School of Friendship while becoming a family just like the Fairy Tail Guild."

"Aaaaah," Pinkie eats a cupcake. "Okie-Dokie-Lokie," Pinkie said in her cheerful tone. "I will defeat the defending champions. You'll see!" Pinkie rides on her party cannon.

"Good game, Sunset," Twilight (Sci-Twi) said. She extends her hoof, like giving a handshake.

"It was fun," Sunset shakes Twilight (Sci-Twi)'s hoof. "I came close to going into the pillow tank. I'm sure the missile torrent still had to be operational."

"Hey, what time is it?" Sonata asks.

Discord takes a look at his watch. "5:58 am."

"Oh, boy. We're going to be late for school. We already missed a day's worth watching Sunset's memories!" Sonata shouts a bit.

"Relax, the school doesn't start until 10:30. You have plenty of time to get ready," Discord reassures Sonata.

"Well," Aria yawns a bit. "I'm ready to get some shut-eye before we leave," Aria leaves the basement.

"Good game, Rainbow Dash. You aren't the first to sacrifice yourself in pillow warfare," Sonata said.

"Well, if I couldn't hit you while flying, I might as well crash the two of you into a pillow fort. Discord, this was fun. Let us know when you host another one," Rainbow said.

"Oh, don't worry, I will. I have to make pillow warfare an annual in my household."

"I need to go home and tend to the animals. Can you teleport me back home, Discord?" Fluttershy asks.

"Sure thing, Fluttershy. I might as well teleport all of you back home," Discord snaps his claw. Twilight (Sci-Twi), Spike, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy are home.

"Alright," Discord claps, and the pillow sheets eats the pillows and feathers to clean up the basement. "I'm ready to get some sleep for a while."

Sunset, Adagio, and Sonata leave the basement while Discord hovers through the ceiling. Sunset Shimmer feels better after the pillow warfare. However, she can't help but wonder how Pinkie Pie is doing with the Sunset counterpart.