//------------------------------// // 𝓟𝓸𝓷𝔂-𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 // Story: My Little Pony: Squarepants Are Magic Season 2: Electric Redux Boogaloo // by Ultimauser50 //------------------------------// •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• ᑭᗝᑎƳ-ᐯIᔕIᗝᑎ •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• • ――― ·• ʚ「𝓟𝓸𝓷𝔂-𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷」ɞ ·• ✙ Ah yes, here we are. Back at it again with the good content. This episode being no different as it starts at the night view of the Pony-Ville with a parasprite on the sign, those little winged demons were STILL around despite the trouble they caused in season one...Seriously how have they not been geocided yet? Anyway... we then see there's a view of Squidward's house, with a light now turned on. Getting a closer look on the scene Squidward is seen picking up a tv remote and sits on his couch ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• All of the most intelligent programming starts before 5 AM~ At least...well...it did back in Bikini Bottom. I dunno if any of these talking multi-colored equines even understand the subtle intricacy of living fancy but...Only one way to find out I guess. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ With nothing left to loose at this point, Squidward would push the power button on the remote to turn the TV on only to be shown a "Please Stand By" picture with an image of Luna and Celestia holding the sun and moon in the background. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇʀ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Our programming will begin shortly. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• No, no, no. Take your time. I mean if you're going to let me down, the very least you could do is let me down gently. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇʀ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Equestria Public Access presents: ... •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ The dramatic pause wasn't filling Squid with confidence, even shown with Squidward just folding his tentacles over each other and raising an...eyebrow? Or the part of his head where his eyebrows WOULD be if they actually existed. He just waited for the name to be announced until we would see a Title Card on screen reading: "Sweet and Elite" which the title seemed to have struck a chord in Squidward. The "elite" part of the title making his ego feel inflated. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇʀ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• ..."Sweet and Elite," your source for the latest in exotic rich pony folk, collectible jewel-encrusted yokes, and classical doorbell chimes~ •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ With each description given we'd get different views on the screen which made Squidward's eyes become slowly glued to the screen. The description of exotic pony folk showed snobby nose in the air rich ponies just sauntering around which pretty much sold Squidward right from the jump. By this point in the series Squidward was new to Ponyville and Equestria as a whole so it stood to reason that he believed that he didn't really think anyone understood his views of "fancy living." Though the jewel-encrusted yokes were kinda weird for him given he wasn't a horse and wearing those yokes weren't really his style but he admired their attempts all the same. Especially since MLP is a series kinda known for its stunningly beautiful gems. Though Squidward's interest was piqued to the point he was actually smiling and clapping when he heard a doorbell play the William Towel Overture upon being pressed. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Well skin me alive and trench me into boiling oil! This is amazing! Just LOOK at those amazing works of art! The high classes breathing the epitome of what it means to living fancy! To think these small horses know a thing or two about culture and art?! I may have spoke too soon about these good people~ •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇʀ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• ...has been canceled! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ A loud buzzer would then ring out which had caught Squidward off guard but he was also angered. Angered to the point he ended up kicking his table over with one swift leg motion. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Neptunes puddle! JUST when I thought I found SOMETHING I could relate to! SOMETHING that could make me feel "somewhat" at home, it turns out they CANCELLED it! Grrrr!! I need my tea.... •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward was then seen at the kitchen counter with his tea being brewed in the tea machine and getting a piping hot cup filled after the tea bags were immersed in water. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Why in the world would they cancel "Sweet and Elite?" What could possibly be more enriching? Could their society be that advanced that they have more culture that needed to be shared? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward walked back to the sofa to get a good sip of his tea only to spit that shit out on the tv screen when dubstep started blaring from the speakers. The house was even shaking with how loud the dubstep was which started making a small golden ball be seen from Celestia's room signaling Squidward was about to get goatsee'd yet again if he didn't kill the sound which Squiward took notice and started to frantically press the buttons on his screen to try and stop the noise from disturbing the peace. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Just in the nick of time Squidward found the mute button which made all the noise suddenly stop and the quiet stillness of night took over once more with which Celestia's "warm" glow dimmed down until it finally vanished which made Squidward's blood finally start flowing again while wiping the sweat off his head. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• *Phew* Okay...Okay okay Squiddy...calm down....Nothing to get worried over. The noise is gone.... •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ With that moment now gone Squidward suddenly remembered why he was in that situation in the first place and glared angrily at the TV to see who it was that almost earned him getting Celestia's name tattoo'd onto his brain. Seeing the TV again showed it was Vinyl Scratch herself still blaring music on her end but thanks to the mute button nothing was really going on that would earn Squiddy another royal aft kicking. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Grrrr….!!! And who is this?! She looks like the type that would hang with SpongeBreath and his clique of simpletons! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward then angrily grabbed the remote and would unmute the TV and immediately lower the volume as to not get head hunted. Just in the nick of time with Vinyl's intro being finished, finally, showing a title for her shown called "The Night Life" with the emblem of Vinyl's cutie mark being embedded into the moon shown on the title screen with the next scene showing Vinyl standing in front of the TV and moving her shades up out of her eyes. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊🆅🅸🅽🆈🅻 🆂🅲🆁🅰🆃🅲🅷┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• 'Sup everypony~ Welcome to "The Night Life". A place where we can all enjoy some sick beats and spin some hype tables! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward just couldn't believe his eyes and ears. Everything about Vinyl just rubbed him the wrong way (PAUSE!) and he wasn't happy to have his early morning fancy show, a show that was his one and only chance to get a peek into Equestrian culture and art, ruined by someone that looked like she did kids parties on the side. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• She obviously doesn't know the first thing about music! This is an outrage! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ As Vinyl got her DJ table set up, Squidward was seen getting up and running out of his house, busting down the wall out of anger as he charged straight at Twilight's Treehouse Library (back when that was a thing for us OG's out there). From here we'd jump cut inside the treehouse with Spike fast asleep but Twilight was up doing some early morning studies. Twilight seemed extra prepared for this too, she already had a night light on with reading glasses all complete with a cup of hot cocoa and marshmallows inside. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Ahh~ 3 AM, seems like that's the only time I can get some quality studying in without getting interrupted by- •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ BAM! Speak of the devil, Squidward just slammed into the library. Busting through Twilight's front door which made her drop her book and jolt up in surprise on what the hay just happened. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• What the {Dolphin sfx}?! Squidward?! What on EARTH are you doing?! And at 3AM no less?! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward paid Twilight no mind and instead went up to the top bedroom bunk area to find and grab Spike. Raising him into the air which made Spike suddenly wake up while looking around. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊$pїкё┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Buh- Whu-? Whu happen'-? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Spike was rudely interrupted from his nap so he was still trying to wake up but before any questions could be answered Squidward started running out the door with Spike which caught Twilight off guard. Off guard enough to forgo logic and just use magic to grab him instead she just runs after him as fast as she could. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• HEY! Where do you think you're going?! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• I need him for something important! I'll give him back in a minuet!! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• You COULD just EXPLAIN why you're doing this instead of just running off randomly at 3 IN THE {Dolphin sfx}ing MORNING!! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Soon enough Squidward lead Twilight back to his house, running back in through the hole in the wall he made prior to set Spike down in front of the TV and started writing a letter swiftly. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• I need you to send a letter Spike. And NO it's NOT to Celestia. In the name of Neptune's grace DO NOT bother or wake up that monster for any reason whatsoever! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Spike, still drowsy from the rude awakening, rubbed his eye with a yawn before giving Squidward an annoyed but also confused expression on his face. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊$pїкё┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• So...It's not a letter on what you learned about the magic of friendship? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• NO! I'm not doing that cringe stuff Twilight's into! This is important! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Cringe?! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Twilight was heard off screen before walking into view with an irritated look on her face but Squidward was still writing his angry letter only to then roll it up and seal it before extending a tentacle out to Spike. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Here! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Squidward! What has gotten into you? What's got you so riled up that you have to wake us up so early and just have Spike send a letter out so early in the morning? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward then pointed at the TV in the living room to show Vinyl having just finished playing a song and spinning one of her vinyl records on her hoof. Smiling confidently at the camera. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊🆅🅸🅽🆈🅻 🆂🅲🆁🅰🆃🅲🅷┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• And that was my new single~ I call it "The 12 Days of Dash-mas". A shoutout to mah boi Dashie! Out there hitting nearly sixift million subscribers! (Author's Message: This isn't a joke just a shameless plug. Sub to Dashiegames.) Keep it real out there Dash! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Her! SHE is my problem! I was just about to enjoy an early morning show called "Sweet and Elite"! It was my ONLY chance at being able to enjoy high class culture and art Equestria might have! Ever since we were forced to leave Bikini Bottom behind I haven't been able to enjoy a SINGLE crumb, not even a morsel of culture that could satisfy my fancy schmancy sensibilities! Then came along fancy living high class ponies, jewel encrusted yokes, classical door chimes! ALL of it GONE all because of THAT talentless hack! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ While Squidward was on his rant Spike just huffed some green fire and sent the message to Vinyl's location with Twilight trying to reason with him. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Squidward! If you really want to know about Equestrian culture why didn't you just ask me? I could just let you borrow some books on the subject. I have at least VIII volumes on Equestrian history that could give you some good insight! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊$pїкё┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Probably because he didn't wanted to get bored to the point of losing interest. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Twilight shot Spike a glare for saying that but before she could continue Vinyl caught their attention after seeing the letter. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊🆅🅸🅽🆈🅻 🆂🅲🆁🅰🆃🅲🅷┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Woah, fan mail already? What's going on Mr...Spidwerd...PennisBalls? That's...Okay. According to the letter...He wants to know what happened to "Sweet and Elite" and why my show took over its spot? Well to answer your question PennisBalls, I got no idea. I just acquired this show because I didn't wanna bother with PonyTube. That field is just way too easy to get copyright struck for using my own music. So I just called up the local TV station Iron Will Studios and they gave me a TV show. Hope that helps. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• HOLD ON! PENNISBALLS?! I wrote S Q U I D W A R D T E N T A C L E S! HOW did that get mixed up?! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊$pїкё┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• The ink probably melted slightly. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Spike's answer was casual, followed by a shrug of his shoulders which made Squidward angrily grit his teeth and made his head go red with rage only to then slowly exhale to calm himself down. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Alright, you know what? Forget it. Not even important! The important thing is that apparently this "Iron Will Studio" place is willing to give ANYONE a show! And...If that's the case... •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ A smirk formed on Squidward's face before suddenly slamming down another letter being addressed to Iron Will Studios but Twilight was already getting a bad feeling from all of this. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Okay Squid-Cakes. Lets just take this nice and slowly. Do you even know what it takes to get a TV show or even maintain it? How to record and air yourself live? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward had already finished his letter, the letter basically reading: "Dear Iron Will Studios...GIMMIE A TV SHOW! GIMMIE A TV SHOW! I WANT A SHOW!!" And with that Squidward handed the letter to Spike to send it out to them before turning to face Twilight all while gently pushing her and Spike out the hole in the wall they came it after Spike had already sent out the letter. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Oh but of course I do. I've been the star of many shows back home. All you need to do is just point a camera at yourself and say words. If it's so easy that Pinkie is able to somehow get 250,000 subscribers on her PonyTube account then I'm assured to get 1,250,000 viewers and fans if not more after just one showing. Now get out. My morning was ruined and I'm going back to bed. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ With that Squidward just walked away from the two back into his home with Spike looking at Twilight worriedly. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊$pїкё┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• I got a bad feeling about this Twi. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Yeah, me too. But at this point? He's already made his bed. May as well let him lay in it. C'mon. Lets get you back to bed. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ The next morning, at the Krusty Barnyard Romp. Mr. Krab's Equestrian version of the Krusty Krab he established after... "the incident" basically imagine the Krusty Krab only they also sell food that would appease equines and griffins and all creatures alike that were introduced in seasons 1-2. ✙ From here we see Squidward just standing at the register with an excited look on his face, rubbing his tentacles together in anticipation while staring at the clock just above the exit/entrance door to the Krusty Barnyard Romp. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Just a few more minutes, Squiddie, and it will be your turn to bask in the lime light! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ That nasally laugh Squidward was famous for would ring out which made the first sign that Squiddy's day was gonna go badly for him would come in the form of two horses of the apocalypse. Pinkie Pie*. And SpongeBob. (Author's Note: Pinkie Pie does indeed work at the Krusty Barnyard Romp with the OG Krusty Krab crew, she works two shifts one here and the other at the Bakery she works at in canon.) ✙ With the two being there SpongeBob was the first to speak up as he gingerly rests his elbow on the side of the register to smile at Squidward. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ʂρσɳɠҽႦσႦ ʂϙυαɾҽ ραɳƚʂ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Ohhh, yeah! Oh, lime light basking! Baskin' in the lime light! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Pinkie Pie was about ready to burst already with excitement. Having a sixth sense for when something fun was going to happen when SpongeBob and co. were involved which had her bouncing in place eagerly in anticipation to see what Squiddy was going on about. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊Ⓟⓘⓝⓚⓘⓔ Ⓟⓘⓔ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Ooooh boy~! Lemon OR Lime light basking is sure to follow some good times! So Squiddy! What can we expect from today's adventure~? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• As if I'd tell either of you! Hmph! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Like a Vegeta/Shadow the Hedgehog wannabe, Squidward folded his arms and turned away from the two only to then stop when his synapses started popping off with an idea. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• (Although, I've waited my whole life to have enough glory to rub it in someone's face. Anyone's face...) •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Upon peering back to the two, Squidward would see SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie looking like poster boys having a high quality designed shot of the two smiling over at him and giving him a wink that released one half of a heart construct that left their eyes and would collide to form a whole heart towards Squidward. Making him cringe and look away sharply. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Even that face. Okay! I'll tell you, but the last thing I would want is for you to show up so plug your ears! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Thinking fast Squidward grabbed hay fries from the kitchen and plugged Pinkie Pie's ears while for SpongeBob, Squidward just used Pretty Patties* to plug SpongeBob's ears. (Author's Note: Pretty Patties were actually successful enough in this continuity to be a main stay since it fits the Aesthetic of MLP.) ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Well, I don't want to toot my own whistle, but... Wait, no! That's exactly what I mean to do! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward's words were just all treble at this point for the two. Barely able to make out anything he was saying and the only thing that could be understood was that nasally laughter he was giving off for some reason but this was all cut short as the clock struck 5:00 PM meaning it's quittin' time. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Ugh! Finally! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ In merry glee Squidward ran out the building with SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie just left staring at each other in confusion before both would remove their respective foodstuffs from their ears to finally be able to hear again. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ʂρσɳɠҽႦσႦ ʂϙυαɾҽ ραɳƚʂ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Did you catch any of that? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊Ⓟⓘⓝⓚⓘⓔ Ⓟⓘⓔ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Nu-uh. But I have a sneaking suspicion that he didn't want us to know. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ʂρσɳɠҽႦσႦ ʂϙυαɾҽ ραɳƚʂ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Nah. It's just Squiddy being playful again. C'mon lets head on over to the Pineapple to feed Gary then we can head over to Mr. and Mrs. Cake's place to build that cheesecake patty I was telling you about. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ With a jovial bounce in her step Pinkie followed after SpongeBob towards his pineapple before we'd see a screen labeled "Equestrian Public Access". ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇʀ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Equestrian Public Access presents: "Squidward Chat!" With your host: Squidward Tentacles. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ After seeing a title card for "Squidward Chat!" which was just an image of Squidward smiling with a speech bubble of the show's segment title in it we'd see Squidward sitting at a desk in his Livingroom with a smile on his face. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Greetings. I'm Squidward Tentacles, your host of "Squidward Chat". •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Gary and Spike are then seen sitting on the floor of SpongeBob's pineapple, as the two are homies*, Gary flipping through channels on the TV remote would stop the moment they landed on Squidward chat which made Spike quickly jolt to his tiny feet in shock. (Author's Note: This is canon) ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Today, on Squidward Chat, we'll be discussing something near and dear to my heart, under-appreciated artists like myself. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊$pїкё┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Woah-! Squidward wasn't joking Gary! He actually went and put himself on TV! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Spike's proclamation was not left unnoticed by the other ears in the house as SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie were seen blipping into the room with instant transmission to stare at the screen in shock and awe. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ʂρσɳɠҽႦσႦ ʂϙυαɾҽ ραɳƚʂ/Ⓟⓘⓝⓚⓘⓔ Ⓟⓘⓔ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• SQUIDWARD'S ON TV?! SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD!! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ The Goofy duo would then run off screen towards SpongeBob's front door which left Spike confused as he shrugged at Gary. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊$pїкё┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• The heck are they so hyped up about? Squidward knows he's on TV. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊₲₳ⱤɎ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Mur mow. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Uncaringly Gary just went back to watching the TV, having a good idea on what he was about to witness which made him glad he ended up popping that extra bag of popcorn before turning the TV on. On screen we'd see SpongeBob and Pinkie just run up to Squidward with Pinkie just bouncing in place from excitement to finally get that zing she was expecting prior to this. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ʂρσɳɠҽႦσႦ ʂϙυαɾҽ ραɳƚʂ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Squidward! You're on TV! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊Ⓟⓘⓝⓚⓘⓔ Ⓟⓘⓔ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Yeah Squiddy~! TV~! Was this what you were hiding from us back at the Krusty Romp? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward just gave an annoyed sigh while lowering his head at the idea of these two actually trying to tell him he's on TV as if he had no idea but just as Squidward was about to reply our view would jump cut over to Twilight's place. Watching TV while cooking herself up some lunch but upon seeing Pinkie Pie and SpongeBob there her face went from neutral to worried. Knowing full well on how the game was played and how it usually ends on situations like these. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Oh no...I knew Squidward's show was gonna be a disaster but not like THIS! *sigh* I better get down there and mediate before things start getting really- •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ʂρσɳɠҽႦσႦ ʂϙυαɾҽ ραɳƚʂ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• See Patrick? So I ran to tell Squidward that he was on TV and he told me that I was on TV and now you're on TV! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Aww son of a Changling! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ As Twilight darts off we'd see on the TV screen that SpongeBob was guiding Patrick on set with Pinkie just sitting on the guest char like a human would. Having helped herself to Squidward's tea, a piping hot cup resting in her hooves. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ραтяι¢к ѕтαя┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• I'm on TV?! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Patrick would then high tail it out of the house to head over towards his rock, heaving the stone up into the air to hop inside and somehow...Turn on his TV...Made of pure sand...somehow, which would show Squidward just sitting there with his head in his tentacles. SpongeBob and Pinkie just smiling at him with Patrick just looking on in confusion. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ραтяι¢к ѕтαя┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Huh? I'm not on TV.... •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Patrick walked right back on set in a matter of seconds after that. Approaching SpongeBob with a hurt look on his face. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ραтяι¢к ѕтαя┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• SpongeBob! Pinkie! I went home and turned on my TV, but... I wasn't on the TV. Why did you guys lie to me, SpongeBob? Why? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Pinkie just gave Patrick a very confused yet oddly neutral expression on her face. Patrick's stupidity being so legendary even PINKIE couldn't understand the depths fully. Yet. But having enough of this nonsense Squidward stood to his feet and approached the Goofy Goober Trio with an annoyed look on his face. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Patrick, just how stupid are you actually? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ραтяι¢к ѕтαя┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• It varies. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ That response, while unamusing to the cephalopod, got a good snort out of Pinkie whom covered her snout with her hooves to keep Squidward from getting angry though Squidward would just roll his eyes in annoyance. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Patrick, if you want to be on TV you have to be in front of the camera! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Which was probably Squidward's second biggest mistake of the day, he gestured his tentacle towards the camera to show Patrick where it lied to which Patrick would smile in realization. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ραтяι¢к ѕтαя┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Ohhh. I get it! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ In a giggling fit, the pink menace ran towards the camera to wave at it. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ραтяι¢к ѕтαя┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Hi, TV people! And my mouth is on TV! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ With an audible "aaaaah" from Patrick's end the screen for everyone at home was the sight of Patrick's mouth in 4K UHD 100FPS which we would then see Big Mac at the Apple Orchid home reeling back in disgust. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᗷIǤ ᗰᗩᑕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Eeeee-nope! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Thinking quickly Big Mac held up the TV remote. Ready to turn it off only to hear Applejack come trotting into the room which stopped him from turning to look over at her. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇᴊᴀᴄᴋ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Big Mac! Where in tarnation did ya-? Huh? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Seeing the hyper realistic deepthroat shot on screen had AJ reel back in disgust before quickly looking at Big Mac accusingly ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇᴊᴀᴄᴋ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Now Big Mac! Granny and I told ya about going to "TheHub" in yer private times! That hockey will make ya into a degenerate! Now turn that off and help me find the apple jam jar! Unless ya already.... "Used it" did ya? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ WOAH! OKAY! A LOT to unpack with that exchange in dialogue but uhhh...Anyway Big Mac quickly booted the TV out his room with enough force to send it into orbit before quickly complying with AJ to help her find the Apple Jam Jar. Meanwhile back with the group the mediator Twilight showed up and trotted onto the set and saw Patrick deepthroating the camera to which she looked at another TV screen outside Squidward's Easter Island Head house to see that mouth on screen which made her spine tingle with disgust. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Euuuugh! By Luna's Tiara, that's foul! WHY is Patrick deepthroating the camera? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊Ⓟⓘⓝⓚⓘⓔ Ⓟⓘⓔ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• For popularity points! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Pinkie if we don't get his throat off that camera I'm sure someone's going to think this is an AO channel and I doubt Squidward needs that sort of reputation. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Funny enough we'd then see Celestia in her throne room watching some TV. Finally getting a chance to relax only to flip to Squidward's chat to see Patrick still deepthroating the camera which made Celestia just give a blank wide eye'd stare at the screen. Only to then slowly look left and right without moving her head and then be seen floating up a tub of lotion and setting it on the sofa next to her only for us to immediately jump cut back to Squidward's house. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• If ANYTHING I don't need ANY of you here! You derailed my show enough! Grab Patrick and GET out of my house!! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ SpongeBob was already on the case, having yanked Patrick off the camera to finally let any poor soul watching this flaming dumpster of a channel see something that wasn't Patrick's tonsil health.* (Author's Note: Which is canonically immaculate btw) ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊Ⓟⓘⓝⓚⓘⓔ Ⓟⓘⓔ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Aw c'mon Squiddy! This is such a great opportunity for us to really entertain people! We have an entire section of Ponyvill watching us! We can entertain them in ways only WE can which will drive up viewer ratings and with that more profit thus equaling subscription membership costs for exclusive content they can only get from us if we charge them ridiculously overpriced rates! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ That idea was enough to get Twilight's mental gears churning as to how to fully capitalize on such a show but Squidward wasn't having any of it. He just pointed at Pinkie and started yelling again. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• No! That's a TERRIBLE idea! Now get out! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ But of course if problems were that easy to resolve we wouldn't be here now would we? Nah our screen would then shift over to Mr. Krabs whom was just lazily sitting on his recliner only stopped by seeing Squidward having his own show somehow. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊₼₹. ₭₹₳฿$┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Squidward has his own TV show? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• *Sigh* If I can get back to the main subject of my show pretty please? I'd like to-! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward was immediately cut off by Krabs somehow speed blitzing over to Squidward's place with an "Eat at the Krusty Barnyard Romp" sign on his torso. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊₼₹. ₭₹₳฿$┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Eat at the Krusty Krab, home of the original Krabby Patty! [Squidward gets up] And remember, we change our grease monthly! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊Ⓟⓘⓝⓚⓘⓔ Ⓟⓘⓔ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Hey!! If he can advertise the Krusty Romp for free on this show then you can bet your candy apples I'm gonna simp for team Cake on THIS show! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Following Mr. Krabs' example Pinkie quickly put on a "Eat at the Cake's Bakery" sign over her torso to stand on her hindlegs while glaring down Mr. Krabs to which both business savy individuals would start slowly circling around each other which quickly got Twilight's mediator instincts to kick in. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ȶաɨʟɨɢɦȶ ֆքǟʀӄʟɛ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Hey hey now! Guys? Lets just touch hooves and mate attracting claws together in a nice friendly manner! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Sadly the chaos was only gonna grow with Derpy Hooves being seen fluttering at her TV awkwardly to see that both "Eat At" signs were on screen which got her pretty hyped up, hyped up enough to accidentally slam into a wall due to natural clumsiness. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ĐɆⱤ₱Ɏ ⱧØØVɆ₴┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• THERE'S A COLLAB GOIN' ON AT SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE?! I can get dinner AND lunch at the same time! Maybe even... "Linner"! I'm so on my way! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ With Derpy speeding her way down from Cloudsdale to Ponyville we'd see Sandy approach her TV to see Pinkie and Krabs about ready to throw down which got her all excited as she held up her Karate glove. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊𝒮𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓎 𝒞𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓀𝓈┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Sheeeyoot! That's a good lookin' dojo if I ever seen one! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ In yet another few seconds Sandy arrived at the same time Derpy did on set which had Squidward reeling back from Sandy karate chopping Krabs in the back to get him to lay on the ground. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊𝒮𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓎 𝒞𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓀𝓈┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Alright! Rack em' up! I'll show y'all how we REALLY do things down in Texas! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ĐɆⱤ₱Ɏ ⱧØØVɆ₴┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Uhhh….Where do I place my order? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward on the other hand was just looking on in horror having a REALLY good idea on what was going on. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Nooo! My show! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Twilight was about to give some words of encouragement but first we need MOAR CHARACTERS! SEND IN MORE! And send in more we shall. All the way in the Changeling kingdom (yes they have TV signal don't question it) Chrysalis was seen approaching the screen seeing Sandy basically beating the snot out of Krabs with SpongeBob jumping in with some sweet Karate moves of his own only for the two to start wavedashing for some good Nicktoons All-Star Brawl action. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ᴄʜʀʏsᴀʟɪs┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Those idiots have their own show? Hmmm...A show would be the brilliant focal point for me to capture the hearts and minds of everyone across the land~ This will be my best chance! Children! Mommy's head out for a moment! Don't get carried away and keep the place clean while I'm gone! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ We ain't done yet! Next on this world tour we'd see Plankton himself with Karen, after "the incident" Plankton and Karen were actually living it up in Canterlot thanks to his inventions revolutionizing Equestrian technology the little bite sized mite found himself success in this world by building rather than chasing after Krabs. That's right, mod believes in Character Development supremacy! (Maybe you should do the same Nick. =_=) Regardless Plankton, upon seeing the TV screen noticed everyone just going wild on screen. Pinkie and Sandy were tag teaming Krabs, Derpy was setting up an order with SpongeBob (guess their Nicktoons Smash round ended already?) with Squidward just laying his head on the desk and Patrick just blasting music to set the mood. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ₚₗₐₙₖₜₒₙ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Oh please. I can cause far more collateral damage than that...Karen! Where did you put my death ray?! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ With our focus now back on the stage of the TV set we'd see Chrysalis though she was in disguise as Fleur De Lis herself to capture the hearts and minds of the viewers watching with Plankton just riding around on her back. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ₚₗₐₙₖₜₒₙ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Heheheheheheheheh...Prepare for some TRUE destruction! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊"ғʟᴇᴜʀ ᴅᴇ ʟɪs"┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Just don't take too much attention away from me, mite. My beauty must capture the eyes of the many if I'm going to collect as much love as possible. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Plankton would visibly wretch at the mention of "love" as he looked at Chrysalis. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ₚₗₐₙₖₜₒₙ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• What Neanderthal relies on love to get things done? It's highly unreliable. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Before things would get political however Applejack would be seen bursting through the wall with Big Mac at her side with an unamused look on her face. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇᴊᴀᴄᴋ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Is this the channel getting Big Mac back into his bad ha- •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Applejack then took notice of "Fleur De Lis"s presence which quickly got her looking at Big Mac which made the big guy nervously look at Applejack, the poor guy just wasn't having a good day overall. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇᴊᴀᴄᴋ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Who's in charge here?! And why in the hayseed are ya'll at a "Hub" set?! I thought y'all were better than that! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Everyone just looked at each other in confusion from Applejack's misunderstanding before they looked back at her to speak in unison. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• "Hub set"? What's that? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Before admin would earn himself a lynching from his reader-base with all this adult humor Squidward would stand to his tentacles with a beyond pissed off look on his face. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• That's it! Everyone, out! What do you think this is, huh? Some kind of housewarming?! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Very poor choice of words as we'd then see Bulk Biceps poke his head in with Larry the Lobster at his side. Both having just gotten back from the beach for weight lifting. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊𝘓𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Did somebody say house warming~?! That's awesome! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊𝔹𝕦𝕝𝕜 𝔹𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕡𝕥𝕤┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• YEEEE-UHHH!! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊𝘓𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Hey everypony! It's a house warming!! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ With Squidward's final mistake cemented people started flooding into his place left, right, and center which effectively destroyed his show's original focus of being a talk show for the unappreciated artists into a "Summer Home Girls Gone Wild" type show with everyone just going ham on set. Squidward on the other hand was just screaming in rage at this point as he started looking around at everyone. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Get off my set! This is not working! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Though of course just to dunk on Squidward just a bit more we'd see Iron Will emerge from his Iron Will Studios truck and approach the set with a smirk on his face. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊I̲r̲o̲n̲ ̲W̲i̲l̲l̲┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Actually, Iron Will begs to differ. Iron Will believes the show is doing just fine. At least according to our latest ratings. •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Iron Will then pulls out a gem bag but once the camera zooms out its actually a small pouch housing a single purple gem. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊I̲r̲o̲n̲ ̲W̲i̲l̲l̲┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• This is actually a lot by public access standards. Everyone is working out except for you...you...and you! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ The three people Iron Will picked out from the crowd ended up being Derpy, Don the Whale, and Squidward himself which made Squidward jolt in shock. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Me?! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ The very next scene showed Squidward, Don, and Derpy getting the boot off the set to which we'd jump cut to later that very night with Squidward just relaxing on his bed with a very tired and stressed look on his face. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇʀ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• And now, Equestria's top public access show for the last 20 weeks: "Squidward's House Party!" With your host, Vinyl Scratch! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ The screen would then show Vinyl herself on a MASSIVE stage with her turn table of now a higher quality with LED rainbow lights on her turntables. A smug smile adorning her face. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊🆅🅸🅽🆈🅻 🆂🅲🆁🅰🆃🅲🅷┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Hey, hey, hey, Equestria~! Are you ready to party Squidward style~? •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ As the crowd exploded in rapturous cheers Squidward was seen gritting his teeth as this was NOT Squidward style. This was about as opposite of Squidward style as possible! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊🆅🅸🅽🆈🅻 🆂🅲🆁🅰🆃🅲🅷┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Thank you for making us number one because I was finally able to get...mah brand new BASS BLASTER SYSTEM 9000~! Thanks Squidcakes~! Lets PARTY~! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ From there Vinyl would start scratching her records to blast some fire music. The scene zooms out to show Sandy line-dancing, SpongeBob playing the keyboard, Patrick playing the drums and Applejack and Big Mac joining in with Sandy's line-dancing, Chrysalis just standing around thotting herself up for the camera to collect simp energy, Mr. Krabs and Pinkie Pie swinging on a rope holding the their "Eat At" signs as Plankton is pressing buttons, which fire lasers. Squidward was just completely flabbergasted at the show but would angrily get up and start stomping on the floor of his bedroom while angrily glaring down at the scene taking place in his living room. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ┊ѕqυι∂ωαя∂ тєитα¢ℓєѕ┊ •╔════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╗• Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep! •╚════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ════╝• ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✙ Squidward screams in despair as the camera pans down on Vinyl just rocking those funky fresh beats as rocks start falling from the ceiling. People continue to party around Squidward's house until it fades to black, ending the episode. • ――― ·• ʚ「𝓟𝓸𝓷𝔂-𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷」ɞ ·•