Narrator: Unknown Character.
I was a simple teacher at a public highschool. My name is Core, a male teacher. 20 years old.
I fell in love with one of my students, her name is Allysia Mondragon, 20 years old, and she's a cute one.
She excels in class in any subjects, and she's a pride of our school.
And I really loved her.
I tried everything I can for her to praise me.
I gave her exclusive tasks that can greatly boost her grades.
I gave her free private tutorials.
And some other things that a hard working student could dream of.
But she still doesn't praise me, but I will not give up.
I will do anything I can, just for her!
As I was walking through the hallway, there were students running around, fixing their things in their lockers, and etcetera. Typical highschool life.
But something is wrong, really wrong.
As I was walking, a student yelled at me with my first name in a disrespectful way.
"Hey Core! You will pay for that!" She yelles, while laughing like crazy, like she lost her sanity.
"Excuse me miss Tabitha, please call your teacher respectfully..." I said, calmly as I turned around.
My calmness turned into a panic.
She's carrying a... CHAINSAW??
"Hold up! This is school grounds! How did you get an access of a chainsaw!?" I yelled.
"Someplace where I can hide my things." She said calmly, while also smiling for cutting her thumb with a knife in her pocket.
"I WANT TO KILL YOU SO BAD! FOR TAKING MY BEST FRIEND AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKER!" She yelled, angrily.
"Allysia?" I asked.
"Yes her, I stalked her everyday to protect her from pervy boys, and I see you trying to flirt with my best friend. I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR THAT!"
"How did she know?"
"Hold on! That's a misunderstanding!"
"Fuck you Core! BWAHAHAHAHAHA" She laughed, then she dashed at me.
She punched me so hard, and the other students watched in terror. They even recorded Tabitha with their cellphones.
She punched me, she kicked me, she made some painful cuts at my body my with her chainsaw.
She really tortured me.
And she kept on laughing.
And then, everything went black. As she started on decapitating my body parts.
At the bloody hallway, everyone is terrified, the only thing I can hear at my ears, is Tabitha's heartless laughs.
I think... I can... Finally... Sleep...
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Back in Equestria.
Narrator: Thousmay
It was silent...
The whole town is silent...
Everypony barricaded themselves in their houses...
The four of us, Ace, Yuri, me, and Ricklee were walking together at the barren roads of Ponyville.
"We'll that's a big surprise, everypony is gone." Yuri said.
"Yeah, we just woke up from our beds and this is the first thing we saw this day. Are they pulling a prank at us?" Ricklee asked, a bit skeptical.
"Psst, hey. Over here!" Somepony called us over, as I looked around, I saw Pinkie in a window that had it's blinds partially closed.
The four of us went in at the building.
"Guys, what's going on? Why Ponyville suddenly just went quiet or something? And why are we here?" Ace asked.
"I could also ask the same..." Twilight added, and Spike nodded.
"Actually, Ponyville got cursed." Rainbow said, a bit worried.
"There's no such thing as curses Rainbow Dash..." Twilight remarked, with an annoyed look while reading her book.
"Then explain why is there a mysterious figure roaming in Ponyville around while it's chanting!" Rainbow yelled while the Mane5 let out a 'shhhh'. Hoping RD would shut up.
"You guys don't make any sense. What do you mean curse?" I asked.
"I could say the same." Apple Bloom is confused.
Rarity looked around, and began to whisper toward us.
"You see darlings, there is a mysterious figure trotting aroung Ponyville with its horrendous clothing, ew. It seems like it's looking for somepony for it to curse." Rarity whispered, shivering in disgust at the end.
"IT'S HERE!" Rainbow yelled but also cautiously lowered her voice.
We looked outside, and saw a hooded figure with yellow glowing eyes.
It seems that it's chanting something and I can't seem to figure out what the figure is saying.
"Man, the dude is speaking enchantment table..." Ricklee joked.
Ace rolled his blue eyes, and the mysterious figure outside removed it's hoodie, revealing the pony's white head and black tiger stripes.
"Wait, that's not an earth pony. It's a-"
"A zebra? Never seen one before..." Yuri was intrigued.
"A zebra? Are those kinds of ponies cursed?" Pinkie asked.
The four of us reincarnated beings, including Twilight and Apple Bloom, facehoofed...
"Are you seriously kidding me... Thous here is a literal frigging demon-pony nuckelavee, and you never judged him as a cursed pony. While you call a mere zebra a cursed pony. Are you guys okay?" Ace complained.
"Whel, tat's true sugarcube, but seein' a pony wearin a shady hoodie is creepy enaf, and ta random chantin' makes it more creepier and cursed at ta same time." Applejack implied.
"The fuck? You guys literally just called the zebras are cursed ponies." Ricklee feels disgusted.
"Not all ta zebras, but TAT zebra." Applejack pointed out.
"Sorry, I take that back." Pinkie apologized.
"Aight." Ace agreed.
"Anyways, what's wrong with a zebra visiting Ponyville?" Twilight asked.
"Yeah, it probably just needs to shop here or something." Apple Bloom guessed but her sister interfered.
"Apple Bloom, hush now and let the big ponies talk." Applejack commanded.
"But I am a big pony." She muttered then walked away.
I looked at her.
"Hey guys, I gotta go, I will just comfort her." I suggested.
"Yeah, you should. We need to collect information about that Zebra." Ace agreed, and then I trotted away with her.
As we went outside, they started to argue. And we overheard Twilight's words.
"If somepony IS BRAVE ENOUGH to approach it! We can finally know the truth!" Twilight argued.
Then that hit Apple Bloom.
"That's it! If we approch the zebra."
"We can finally know the truth!" I added, and agreed.
"Nice idea Thous! Now, let's follow her and prove the others wrong!" She enthusiastically said.
And I nodded my head.
After the zebra finished digging on the ground, it finally went back to the forest.
And we followed it.
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Narrator: Yuri
As the Mane6 were arguing, Applejack noticed that her sister is missing.
"Hey, where's Apple Bloom?" Applejack wondered.
Rarity looked at the open door.
"She went outside!" Rarity was worried.
"But that zebra is still out there!" Rainbow added.
"A-and where's Thous?" Fluttershy worriedly asked.
"Oh, he followed Apple Bloom." Ace casually answered.
"Ace! Are you really letting him go with that dangerous zebra? He might get cursed, or worse, get killed!" Rainbow panicked.
"You probably judged his looks more than his mentality." I said, seriously.
"Thous may look like a young colt, but remember. He used to be an adult human like Ricklee here." Ace added, and everypony went silent.
"And, if both of them are in danger. Don't worry, Thous is an overpowered demon." Ricklee also added.
"Bhat still! Both of em' are still foals! We bettah follow em' before they're cursed!" Applejack yelled and the Mane5, excluding Twilight, galloped outside.
And the five of us groaned.
"Don't worry Twilight, it will be fine." Spike tried to comfort her, but it's not very effective.
The nine of us followed Thous and Apple Bloom at the Everfree Forest.
As Thous and Apple Bloom were walking at the forest path, AJ immediately scooped them up and scolded Apple Bloom.
As me and Ricklee were about to step at the weird blue flowers, Ace immediately pulled us away from it.
While the others stepped on the patch of blue flowers.
"Shit, they touched it." Ace murmured.
"What?" Ricklee asked.
"They just touched the shittiest flowers in the forest." Ace answered.
"What do you mean shittiest? Does it do anything contagious!? We better warn them fast!" I panicked a bit.
"I don't even know what's shitty on these flowers." Ace gave us a disappointing answer and I facehoofed.
"Look, I absolutely don't know what the fuck are these but my feeling just told me that I shouldn't ever touch them." Ace explained.
As the fog was getting thicker, we looked at the pony at the distance, as it tries to speak.
"Beware, beware! You pony folks, as those flowers are not a joke." The zebra warned.
"I knew it, I knew something is wrong with these fucking flowers. Looks like my instincts are right." Ace muttered, and the three of us nodded.
The Mane5 just ignored the warings of the zebra, and then we went home.
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At nighttime in the cottage of the Zebra.
Narrator: An unknown charater.
"Zecora, you're back! I kinda feel lonely around here." I said, as I was bedridden.
"I see the injury, has ended your misery, little bai ze." The zebra was happy.
"So, uh. You really like to rhyme. But yes, thanks for the hospitality." I was thankful.
Now, you may ask on who am I, and how I reached this world filled with ponies.
I will tell you my tale.
I am Core, a former teacher, killed by his own student.
I was reincarnated by this white alicorn and then tranformed as a green three-horned pony-cow hybrid known as a Bai Ze in Japanese mythology.
I was isekai'd in a forest and it was a rough journey navigating this place.
I even fell down from a tall tree, got a rock hit my front and hind hooves.
Good thing a zebra named Zecora, who likes to rhyme, saved me and treated my wounds.
I told her everything, and she seems to believe in it.
She even taught me a new kind of common sense, like changing some of my vocabulary and stuff.
And here I am today, I am bedridden for three days straight.
"You were in bed, and you needed some bread." Zecora said as she fed me some crunchy, yet delicious bread.
"Are you okay feeding me with all of the bread you have?" I asked.
"It's no problem." She said.
And I just nodded.
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Narrator: Ace
Another beautiful day.
We finished our breakfast.
Thous went outside early to investigate the zebra that everypony were panicking about.
While me and the others went to Twilight's library to check on things.
Yep, things didn't end well...
Spike is laughing, but tries so hard to cover his mouth.
Twilight has a floppy horn.
Pinkie has a tongue sticking out.
Applejack is tiny, standing on Apple Bloom's back.
Rainbow got amnesia when it comes to flying.
Rarity is a wig.
And Fluttershy sounds like that she got hit by a puberty period.
"So, Twilight. Care ta explain tis?" Applejack was mad.
"It's not a curse." She denied.
"No, we're cursed Twilight. Whether you like it or not." Rainbow added.
"I'm afriaid I had to agree." Rarity said, trying so hard to speak whilst covered in her own hair, or mane. I dunno.
As they feel troubled with their illnesses, or curse, whatever you call it. They looked at us with skeptical faces.
"Do you guys feel anything weird?" Twilight asked at us.
We all looked at each other, and shook our heads.
"Nah, I just feel hungry when I woke up earlier." I answered.
"I have a temporary blindless whenever I wake up. It's an everyday thing." Yuri answered.
"My back hurts, like everyday." Ricklee answered.
"Man, you guys are lucky for not getting cursed by that zebra." Rainbow was envious.
"Whrs Taws?" Pinkie muffled.
"What?" I asked, and confused.
Pinkie grabbed a pen and paper out from nowhere and wrote something.
"Where's Thousmay?"
"Ah, I sent him to investigate the zebra you guys were panicking about." I casually answered and the Mane6 (Excluding Fluttershy.) let out a loud "WHAT!?".
"Ya know tat young fillies an' colts are vulnerable ta curses, right!? Why did ya sent im' to investigate ta zebra!?" Applejack is very worried, even in her squeaky voice.
"Don't underestimate Thous, Applejack. He may look like a youngster, but his thinking skills are more matured than your age." I said, shutting the tiny pony down.
Spike finally calmed down on his laughing.
"You know I can give you guys some nicknames right now." Spike joked.
He pointed his claws, starting at Applejack.
"Tinyjack, Hairity, Rainbow Crash, Flutterguy, Spitting Pie, and." Spike paused as Twilight looked at him with an angry look. Like she's begging to stop Spike's shittyness on command.
"Loose-dick Sparkle" Ricklee jokingly whispered on our ears. Good thing Twilight didn't heard it.
"Dude wtf?" I asked.
"Enough with the jokes Spike, help me find the cure of this disease by finding the right book!" Twilight commanded.
"We could not find the cure here Twilight! Unless we'll go at the zebra's place!" Rainbow suggested.
"I can agree ta Rainbow!" Applejack agreed.
And then there's like an argument happening in the library.
Apple Bloom trotted away and Applejack just jumped on her sister's tail.
After the argument, they were looking for Applejack and her younger sister. Then they decided to go to the zebra's place.
Well, they do have difficulties on moving.
I helped Rainbow Dash by letting him lie down on my back as I flew up.
"Hey, that's not fair! You let Rainbow ride on your back but not me!" Yuri threw a fit.
"You aint disabled motherfucker." I scolded him.
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As we were going to the zebra's place, which is the part of Everfree forest that I haven't explored yet.
We were, a bit separated. The Mane5 and us, the Reincarnated3.
As we trotted a bit, my phone rang from Ricklee's mane. (Good thing it has the same properties as Pinkie's)
I grabbed it, and opened it.
"Hello?"
"Ace, it's me. Thous. I got something to tell you." Thous answered and then proceeded to whisper at me. Then my eyes widened, because of the information he gave to me.
"I see, thanks for the information Thous. We'll just stay here." I answered and he hang up.
"Guys, Thous is coming together with an another pony.
I see we're getting a new freeloader in our residence now, Again." I said, getting annoyed at the end.
"Out of all of our friends, why him? Heh, Yuri might be brawling to tears when he sees him."
After a long wait, Thous finally found us. And we have company.
"Why would you bring me here-"
"It's been a long time... Core." I said as I interrupted Core's chat with Thous.
Yuri's jaws dropped, and Ricklee placed it back up.
Core is a bit confused, so we introduced ourselves.
"I am Ace, the same online friend you know."
"I'm Ricklee, clearly I'm Ace's cousin. Still the same online friend you know."
"Wanna know who am I? I'm Thous. Also your online friend."
As we finished our introductions, we looked at Yuri who is staring at the Bai Ze.
Then he rushed at him with watery eyes.
"C-c-core... I-i-it's *sniffs* nice to *sniff* see you again." Yuri cried.
"The fact you haven't cried when you first saw me, you must have a strong friendship with Core." I said, smiling at a happy reunion.
"Who are you?" Core asked in confusion with his wet neck.
"I am Yuri." He answered, and he continued in crying.
"Heh, it's nice to se you again, Em." He greeted at Yuri and patted his back.
After the reunion, Core told us his story and we have mixed feelings.
"Are you a pedo?" I asked with a disappointed look.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Core yelled and we're still not convinced.
"SHE'S FOOKING 20 AND IT'S FINE FOR ME TO SIMP TO HER!" He yelled.
"Ok, but thanks to that Yandere who killed you. You get what you deserved for simping on a student." I said bluntly, and Core is not pleased by it.
I ran towards him and pinched his ear (Even I don't have any fingers or some sort, I can still pinch shit.)
"Ow ow ow ow! What did you do!?" He asked in pain.
"Hue hue, since you're reincarnated here. I think we should rehabilitate you so you will have your simping tendancies to be limited." I scolded him with a creepy smile.
"ÆAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" He yelled and the birds near us flew away.
"So, Ace. Anyways, when we trotted towards here with Thous. We saw six multi-colored ponies with disabilities towards Zecora's house." Core said.
"Zecora?" Ricklee asked.
"That's the name of the zebra shaman living here. The mane5 are wrong about her. She's not an evil witch who seeks global domination." Thous said.
"I see, we better go there immediately before they will terrorize Zecora's home." I commanded
And then we ran deep in the forest.
When we reached the cottage, the mane6 are attempting to bust in like police officers without any arrest warrants.
"Shit, Thous, Core. Stop those six with your magic. I don't know if Core doesn't have any magic or not, just stop them." I commanded.
As the six busted in, red cracks grew on Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie. While lime electricity were generated on Twilight, Fluttershy and Rarity.
The six of them were suspended in the air.
"Nice save you two. I didn't know Core can do magic, but hey, nice magic aura." I complimented him.
"Thanks for the compliment, Zecora taught me the basics of magic while I was bedridden so I can take care of myself whenever Zecora is away." Core replied.
The five of us ran inside the cottage.
"That was close. This place was almost thrashed." Apple Bloom was relieved.
"I see you found your friends, as you walked away from this den." Zecora rhymed.
"She loves to rhyme, don't worry." Core said.
"Found your friends? What do you mean?" I asked as the mane6 slowly descended by Core and Thous.
"I knew this would happen, as the spirits around told me this will happen.
The five of you are shrouded in mystery, but when the sixth comes, the answer will no longer be shrouded in mystery." Zecora said as she poured some multi-colored powder on her magic pot.
"But what is this mystery?" I asked.
"Time will tell, reincarnated one." Zecora answered.
"Reincarnated?" Apple Bloom is confused.
"Okay, enaf of tis farce! Tell us why ar' we cursed!?" Applejack yelled.
"There's no curse, little pony. As you just stepped on a joke." She said.
"Ya never make any sense-" Applejack paused as her little sister shuts her mouth up.
"What she means is... Six of you guys stepped on blue flowers which is called "Poison Joke"." Apple Bloom explained.
"Now I know why Ace didn't let us step on those flowers." Yuri said.
"Then why did you guys not tell us!?" RD is pissed.
"Even I would, you guys would already have stepped on those flowers because of how focused you guys are on finding out the truth and saving Thous and Apple Bloom. And plus, It took me a while for my instincts to tell me about those flowers." I explained and Rainbow let out an "oh".
"Miss Zecora, sorry about the damages we caused in your hut. And is there any cure of this joke?"
Twilight apologized and asked for a cure.
"It's fine little pony." Zecora smiled and pointed on a green book with a flower drawing on it.
"I have this book, but I haven't read it because it seems like its a fiction book." Twilight admitted.
"You shouldn't judge a book by its cover little one. You will never know that it will help you in the future little one." Zecora said, making the mane6 feel bad to themselves.
"And that's why we didn't panicked when Zecora came to Ponyville. Because we didn't even know her and we don't know her intentions why she's visiting in ponyville. You shouldn't judge a book by its cover after all." Yuri said.
"Wanna know why Zecora came to Ponyville? It's because she's planting the cure of Poison Jokes there. And the reason why she's planting it because she has a surplus of it." Core said.
As we cleared up our misunderstandings, we went back to Ponyville, talked to the terrified spa worker and cleared up the misunderstanding.
Took a bath with the medicine in it, the spa workers loved the treatment, the mane6 is finally cured, Zecora is no longer feared by the populace.
And yes, Core and Zecora were welcomed, given a party by Pinkie Pie. And the mane6 learned their lesson.
We also told Apple Bloom of our origins because she's confused earlier.
And then, we went home.
"I wonder who is the sixth human who will be reincarnated to us?"
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Somewhere above the clouds of the Pacific Ocean.
In the 1st class section of the airplane, there is a man wearing a tuxedo, drinking wine.
"This is the most wonderful business trip ever." The man said with joy.
"Mister Lon, want some more Champaign" The flight attendant asked.
"It's fine, just leave the bottle here."
The man answered as he noticed that some of the flight attendants are going crazy, went from one section to another.
"What's going on Sam?" The female flight attendant asked on one of her co-workers.
"One of the engine in the left wing bursted to flames. We better tell the passengers about this!" Sam answered.
"You shouldn't do that! That will cause more harm than good!" The flight attendant answered back.