A Night of Love for Equestria

by shadowwolf789


The Fuck?

Protrokalos POV:

I wake up to the agonizing pain in my head and neck. I sit up and observe my surroundings; I’m in a cave filled with luminous shining crystals on the ceiling. I place my hand on my neck, there appears to be bite marks on my skin, just what the hell happened? I can't remember how I came here, I remember everything else in my life, but I don't know this place. My thoughts are broken as I feel a wagging sensation in my tail bone; I turn to find a dark green tail. I never had a tail, what the fuck is going on!! I also spot a pair of teal blue wings on my back, OK... I know I turn into a giant dragon, but I have wings!!! I never had wings in my normal form... or a fucking tail!! I stare at my katana but it's on the ground, and looks way different. My once white katana was now a big long sword, it kind of looks like Leon’s revolver blade from final fantasy, just with a plasma beam layer on the sharp side of the blade. I grab my upgraded revolver blade and put on my back, to my amazement it stays in place.

I look toward the entrance of the cave and walk forward, I need to find answer's on where the fuck am I. I exit the cave and I’m met with a thick forest, I look at the forest ahead of me and I’m stunned, it's like I’m scanning it like a robot. My brain is defining creatures, plants, and threat level? That’s new. My new scanner brain tells me to go north to a town called Ponyville? What dumbass names a town Ponyville, whatever I switch to my second form to speed thing up... but I change into something else. I look at myself, I have green fur, I can see way better like built in night vision, and I have plasma cannon on my shoulder?!?!That’s badass. I look like a mecha werewolf, that's awesome I need to test this form. I get on all fours and mad dash toward that town with the retarded name, I’m amazingly fast and I’m like fucking spider man... just without the web shooting and shit.

I arch my hind legs and jump like a boss, I’m at least 300 feet off the ground, I revert back to my normal self and use my new wings and glide toward the ground. I land in the middle of the town to what appears to be the town square; I hear gasps from others around me... time to gloat. "Yes I know I’m awesome, save your questions for later." I open my eyes to see... multi-colored ponies?!?! Before I can open my mouth, I hear someone shout my name, "Protrokalos!!!" I look toward the noise and spot another human. He rushes to me at an alarming rate, I pull out my blade and stab it inside the ground and rev it like a chainsaw, and to my amazement again it actually makes a rev sound. My caller looks confused, "Protrokalos, it's me Wolf." this guy named Wolf holds his hand out. I growl, "OK whoever you are, I don't know how you know my name but you better tell me where the hell am I and who are you or it's gonna get bloody real quick!" I yelled at him as I revved the blade again before I pulled it out and pointed it at this Wolf. I need some answers.

Wolf’s POV:

What the fuck, well at least he’s safe but I guess whatever that bitch did to him he lost his mem…or…..ies, WHAT THE FUCK why does he have a tail and wings in his normal form. He makes move toward me. “Kalos calm down I’ll tell you what you want to know but you need to put away your weapon.” He just revs it up again. *Sigh* I put my hand on my sword just in case. “Fine whatever, Kalos don’t you remember me.” I point to the scare over my eye. “You gave me this scare when we first met, don’t you remember just appearing here and charging into the castle? For fucks sake Kalos not 24 hours ago we rushed into the everfree forest together to deal with creatures abducting ponies and we ended up fighting them until THAT FUCKING BITCH caught me off guard, you saved me Kalos and I was coming to try and do the same. I’m glad to see you alive and in one piece but you apparently lost your memories, remember Rainbow dash, what about Celestia Kalos remember them.” I take out my IPod and go to a song I hope will help. “Kalos, listen to this song. It might help bring your memory back or at least remind you what you think of this world.” I throw the IPod to him and he puts one of the ear buds in and presses play while I sit there and wait.

Protrokalos POV:

As this Wolf guy hands me the iPod, the song selected was "swordz" by raekwon. I continue to listen to the song until I hear him shout "now!” I had little time to react as a laser smacks me dead in the chest, knocking the wind out of me. I scream in pain as I feel my body began to change on me... no, no no no no! no one must know what I really am!!! I close my eyes as a white light explodes around me flashing everyone around me. As the ringing in my ears disappears from me, I place my hands on my chest, I began to tear up as I feel breasts and I reach my hand down to my groin, nothing. I drop to my knees and cry, they managed to disengage my gender illusion, I thought no one would find out I’m truly... a girl.

Wolf’s POV:

As he starts the song I yell to Celestia to use her spell, after all she did say before I left the castle that he more than likely may have lost his memory and that she had a spell to make the truth known to the one it’s used on. As I yell I see Kalos look up in surprise, then as the light from the spell fades I feel my jaw hit the ground in shock almost literally, Where Kalos used to be now stood a girl. “Um…who are you? I turn to Celestia who had a look of udder shock on her face and as much as I would like to make a joke about the royal poker face being broken I’m too worried about what happened to do it.

“Celestia what the fuck just happened, did you use the wrong spell?” She looks at me still shock on her face. “No, I used the right spell. The only thing I could think of is that there was something that interfered with it.” It’s at that time I hear her shout "My real name is not Protrokalos dammit! It’s Tinara morrow." And for the second time today my jaw dam near hits the ground. Then she starts to cry and that is something I can’t stand to see, so after about 3 minutes I walk over to her and put a hand on her shoulder to get her attention. The sobbing slows down and she looks up at me and just as I’m about to say something reassuring she slaps my hand away.


Tinara POV:

That Wolf asshole asks me who I am; I shout at him "My real name is not Protrokalos dammit! it's Tinara morrow." I yelled as I sit down and cry again. I kept crying for a good three minutes until I felt a hand touch my shoulder, I could care less right now about who is touching me... I just want to be alone. I feel a hand bring my chin up, I look to see it's that Wolf guy who broke my gender illusion, I should kill him for that... but I feel like I know him. I slap his hand away and stand up, "okay, if you somehow know me, tell me everything from beginning to end." I said as I moved my hand closer to my revolver blade, I need to find out how he knows me and How the Hell am I in Equestria!!!!

Wolfs POV:

So I tell her everything that happened from her crashing into the castle thrown room to her saving my life from that bitch in the Everfree, speaking of which is still loose. Tina then sits down and looks to be trying to make sense of the situation. I turn to Celestia and say. “Tia why don’t you head back to the castle and tell Luna everything that happened, you know how she likes to worry and blow things out of perportion. I’m going to stay here and help Kal…Tina out and I don’t want her getting the wrong Idea.” She simply nods and gives me a soft smile before disappearing in a ball of light.

I turn around and try to think of why she would need to pretend she’s a guy, and then an idea pops in my head out of nowhere. What if she did it so Celestia would like her, if that’s the case then I have some news for her. I walk up to Tina and crouch down in front of her. “You know if you did that gender thing for Celestia it wasn’t needed.” She looks up at me confused. I lean in and whisper in her hear, “From what Luna has told me Tia swings both ways and there are no laws agents same gender relationships.” I see her face go bright red and I jump back laughing just as she grabs her sword and swings at where I was a second ago. “Wolf you asshole, if I wasn’t so confused I would kill you were you stand!” I just laugh even more. “At least you’re still the same person I’ve come to know hahaha.”


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A/N This is important so pay close attention. We have been trying to figure out a good theme song for this story and the idea came up to have you guys choose it, but thats not all. If you want you can send us fan art of this story and if we get enough of them we will make a video with the art and theme song. So send my self or corosive dash links to songs you think would make a good theme, and same goes for the art, in a PM. We will go over them and when we are down to a few songs we will let you all vote for your favorite one and the winner of that will become the theme song for this story. As for a dead line i haven't decided yet but it wont be for a while since school has just started but when we do decided on one we will let you know. and if you have any questions dont be afraid to ask.