The transcendence of the next dark sky has finally become nigh...what will happen?
“I have a mother...and I have a father?” Sky looked at himself. “I never would’ve known...”
“Every living thing is a creation of either Celestia or me...but fate allowed you to have a different precursor beginning, Sky,” Luna explained from the start. “Aeons (now twelve years thanks to Celestia) ago, when this world was created, Celestia was given a task from her father, the deity that created everything out of nothing, to go to Equestria with me and infuse the world’s souls with good flesh. But Celestia turned evil, and used her magic to invent the unholy practice of downgrade fusion to create bodies worse than the common elements of nature she used to create them, dirt and grass mixed with peace for ponies, and scum mixed with love for humans.”
“Bodies worse than the components used to make them?” Sky thought. “Wow, Celestia must’ve put a lot of effort into finding common elements that were good for making something so complex.”
“I tried to help her by inventing upgrade fusion,” Luna continued her story like an empirically good teacher who was a guest at the taj mahal, “a slow process that allows components to polymerize and slowly evolve in a mare’s womb. After I realized it worked upon mixing animals and slime with holiness, I wanted to help Celestia’s reputation with her father so I used my magic horn to get her pregnant with her own son, created by upgrade fusion. Enraged by my uncontrollable desire to create new things, Celestia banished me to the moon and rebelled against our father, banishing him to the very place where the nothing started, Nomu. But there was one thing she couldn’t banish...you Sky.”
“So that’s the story of the creation of Luna’s son, Sky...” Sky learned from being careful in what he knew. “I wonder whatever happened to Celestia’s son though...”
“AND I WONDER WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ME!” shouted Twilight suspiciously. “How did my stomach get so big after that bondage feast, Luna?! What have you done to me?!”
“Uh heh heh...I was ordered to get you pregnant by Celestia...” Luna enriched their knowledge. “Celestia said something about knowing that you would betray her, so she ordered me to use my magic to give you the curse of resurrecting Sky after his death through oral tradition...”
“It can’t be...she knew all along that after I turned Sky evil, and killed him, I was going to kill her too when the apocalypse started!” Twilight revealed her entire plan, knowing that her slight lack of intelligence failed her from seeing Celestia’s future. “Just one step further into what could’ve been real, and I would’ve been the ruler of Hell!”
“Wait, you were trying to turn me evil?!” Sky smartened up again in a clean spoken manner. “That’s pretty mean too, that could be just as bad as separating the darks from the whites!”
“Twilight, why in heaven’s sake would you want to go to hell?!” Luna asked in confusion. “That place is horrible, it was invented by Celestia to be paradise for the wicked! Only someone wicked would sacrifice their purity for paradise!”
“I’ve had enough with you, you bastard creating mother of a pet store owner!” Twilight wouldn’t take the ideal-violating truth anymore. She wanted to get her squirt gun to kill Luna, but it was missing since it was in her suit. She wanted to improvise by using her Spike-colored underpants, but they were nowhere in her field of sight, so she had to use a broom that was formerly Spike. She hit Luna over the head with the broom transformed Spike, killing the broom, and spreading dust all over Luna.
“I’m a machine! A machine’s fate is just to go to Mu when it dies!” she bellowed as Luna contracted asthma, as she was only five years old. “The reason I’m so evil and scheming to get to hell is because I want to make something of myself, unlike the world’s other renowned infernal contraptions!”
“No Twilight...you don’t get it. Life is...” Luna didn’t get to finish the philosophy of her own sentence, as the dust storm had killed the poor five year old child in the event that she fell on the floor and...died.
“I guess Spike really was useful for something besides sweeping the floors...” Twilight focused her attention on the dead broom as Sky focused his attention on his dead mother and got kinda frustrated.
“Why did you trick me, Twilight?” Sky asked a complicated question. “Why didn’t you tell me from the very start that you were evil? Why did you try to subtly convince me to become evil?”
“Idiot...you are evil! You’re neutral, you’re worse than the morally destitute!” Twilight said all cool like a star walking on the sky. “The neutral creatures were destroyed because they tried to escape Celestia’s control by not choosing a morality or an immorality chip! The evil at least follow the system and try their best to uphold standards, while your only destination is the nothingness! So just how can you question me or my way of living?!”
“I can’t, because I don’t know anything!” Sky made an immaculate rebuttal. “You’re technically my best friend, and I don’t even know what you are! I think you’re an evil machine horse with a horn on your head who destroyed the world, killed both my mothers, and tried to turn me into someone evil...but I don’t KNOW what you are. So what are you?”
“...I am what I am,” Twilight’s heart exploded with dashing happiness like a three dimensional world sailing in the outer regions of a forgotten planet universe. “Sky...aside from being your friend...I was programmed to become your mentor and teach you the good ways of evil...Do you understand? Do you want to be evil?”
“You may be right,” replied Sky, “evil may be good. But if evil doesn’t feel good, then I want no part in it!”
“That’s fine with me, because I’m done with my plan of working for Celestia!” Twilight declared. “I’m my own master now, and I’m going to begin my reign of freedom by carrying out my plan, killing Celestia!”
As Twilight put her suit back on, she noticed that her phone was ringing.
“Oh, not now and not ever again!” Twilight was frustrated when she picked up the phone, as it was Celestia calling at an unsuitable time. “Hello?”
“HELLO TOMBSTONE!” Celestia’s voice was like that of a donut-eating radio host shouting into a microphone. “I’M GOING TO ENJOY BEING OVER YOUR DEAD BODIES, BECAUSE RAINBOW DASH IS GOING TO REDUCE YOU TWO PEACELESS CORPS TO HEAT AND ASHES COMPLETELY! GOODBYE FOR NOW AND ETERNITY!”
Just then, the walls of the house exploded, like a portal malfunction that took place in a courtroom, and Rainbow Dash appeared...
The two had now formed a dubious alliance like a swan who befriended the clay pots he broke underwater while trying to bake cookies, but Celestia had been watching it all from the TV, something that you can’t escape from in a house no matter where you are...
“Foolish tanked up drone not even fit for junkie...” Celestia wore a suit of red armor as it mirrored her impossible to shield frustration towards Twilight. “YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COMPLETE THE MISSION WITHOUT FAIL!”
Just then, something jutted out of the floor like the Tengrism symbol in genuine artificial tea that was not entertaining. It was Luna!
“I’m dead...that means I’m in...Nomu!” Luna was worried, but looked around as if nothing was in distress, as things always weren’t in the land of Nomu. “This is where...”
“FATHER CREATED US ALL AND GOT A LOCK UP IN A BABY’S ROOM IN THE FUTURE BY CELESTIA!” Celestia explained through exclaiming loud gibberish.
“Wait, Celestia? What are you doing here?” Luna asked reading the gibberish with her tongue. “I thought you would be back at the palace, we were only meant to return to Nomu when the world ended and we became dead immortals!”
“ALWAYS BEEN A FOOL!” replied Celestia’s remembrance of the past to keep up with the chronology. “THE WORLD IS ENDING, I’D HAVE BEEN A FOOL TOO TO HAVE NOT COME HERE AND GOTTEN OUT OF FIRE’S LINE TO AVOID THE INEVITABLE!”
“Why are you talking like that, Celestia?” Luna was hoping the sound barrier wouldn’t be broken in the apocalypse. “Your words are flowing into my ears way too fast and they don’t make sense!”
“YOU SCHMUCK OF A SUCKER!” impeded Celestia as she jammed the argument up like a raspy dream house that was condemned for being filled with poison berries. “I WILL GET YOU AND MAKE WHAT HAD GOTTEN YOU GET YOU AGAIN IN THE PAST! AND NOW, THROUGH THE SACRIFICE OF ALL MY OFFSPRING, I WILL DESTROY THE ONE OFFSPRING OF YOU AND ME...THAT ANNOYING BOY SKY!”
“NO! You can’t hurt our son!” Luna tried to show her sister some motherly love. “He’s like an octuplet to me!”
“PUT A CAP WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS PARALLEL!” Celestia demanded as the horizon of destruction neared. “YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN TWILIGHT PREGNANT, BUT YOU FAILED YOUR MISSION! EVEN THOUGH YOU COMPLETED IT, YOU DIED ON A MISSION TO ASSURE SURVIVAL FOR ME!
“But...you’re alive. The world is doomed and you’re alive, so what’s wrong?” Luna asked.
“YOU HAD DISHONOR ME!” Celestia dissed. “IF I WASN’T SO MERCIFUL, I’D HAVE YOU LOCKED UP IN PRISON FOR LIFE FOR GETTING PEOPLE KILLED!”
“But...I was the only one who got killed.” Luna defended like a windshield in a ground-shattering storm.
“THAT’S IT, I’VE HAD IT WITH YOUR INSOLENT PETTY DISAGREEMENTS FOR THE LAST TIME! IT’S TIME FOR PUNISHMENT!” Celestia soared as she prepared Luna for the knife.
“Oh no...what are you going to do to me?” Luna replied fearfully as Celestia grabbed her with telekinetic magic.
YOU ARE ENSCONCED TO A LOWER PLANE FOR A REASON! Celestia songed like lyrical high. “I eat humans and give birth to amazing things, while all you eat is garbage and scum! You’ve always been garbage, and now you will know how garbage feels!”
“NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!” Luna cried as Celestia threw the five-year old in a wastebasket, which got on her back as she tried to fly like a grade school student who got two D’s at the laboratory in nature science class. “I’M NOT A BIRD, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP...”
Luna smashed her head against the wall in her attempt to get away, and fell unconscious.
“The loser has lost at all times,” Celestia laughed, “now it’s time to finally get competitive with my favorite winners...”
She prepared a huge atomic-like magic spell, leaned out the window, and pointed it at her favorite sun on earth.
“The Japanese gave me emotional support by sending prayers to the gods (Celestia), but I don’t need them anymore!” Celestia was happy as the sun was mutated, grew smaller, and fell into the earth, destroying everything. “I’m a full-grown deity now, and I shall continue making my toys dance! YOU’RE NEXT SKY!”
Celestia boasted with triumph, as the heat waves from the sun came back, and did something to her normally odd appearance...
Meanwhile...
“We’ve escaped from her, but how do we get away from her?” Sky asked, as he and Twilight escaped the murderous Rainbow Dash and gotten far away from the house out in the street by running far away and teleporting fat away.
“There’s only one way,” Twilight replied as she used her magic to teleport the remains of the old zombie car to where they were right at this moment, “I must track our way out of our enemy’s radar!”
Twilight grabbed something out of her fur that she had kept concealed within her pants for a long time. It was...Pinkie Pie. She ate Pinkie Pie and the cars’ multiple remains, and used downgrade fusion to give birth to...a pink train.
“Get inside our special pink train Sky!” Twilight commanded as she grabbed her cell phone and a piece of metal that she tore off her arm using the super machine strength stored in both her hands. “The enemy is near, the only way to beat the enemy is to run away and track her down!”
“So that’s what we need to do,” Sky realized what needed to be done, “so what do we have to do to accomplish what we need?”
“You need to accustom that nonexistant brain of yours to an engineer’s, and figure out how this train will work without using math!” Twilight reminded him that it was a magic train that could take them far away from here just as they got on the bubble gum pop star’s board.
“I AM THE PINKIE TRAIN, HOP ON MY TRAIN!” an electronic voice that sounded familiar but not in the familiarity like the sky greeted happily. “IF YOU ARE ON THIS TRAIN, YOU ARE PROBABLY BEING TAKEN AWAY BY NUMBER ONE ROBOT ALICORN ASSASSIN TWILIGHT SPARKLE TO A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE NO ONE HAS TO SCREAM ANY MORE!”
“That place sounds like heaven!” Sky embraced the wonder wondrously.
“You are one sick masochist,” Twilight shivered at the thought of heaven, “you should be grateful to the gods for allowing you to become nothing when you’re dead...anyways Pinkie, this is no time for mystical reality fantasizing, we need to get lifted from the ground for a fast escape!”
“IF YOU WISH TO START YOUR JOURNEY, PLEASE INSERT THE PINK GOODNESS INTO MY COIN SLOT!” Pinkie Pie the train stuck out her bubble gummed slot for them to see as Twilight moaned and groaned.
“You’re lucky I’m in a hurry, otherwise I wouldn’t be so square with you!” Twilight put some bubble gum she chewed into Pinkie Pie’s slot, knowing her normal abettor ways would get her in a no more better situation, as this was no time to take a gamble.
“THANKS FOR PAYING IN A FUN-FILLED MANNER, YOU’LL FINALLY GET YOUR CHANGE FOR A CHANGE!” Pinkie Pie tried to convince Twilight to change her conniving thief ways as quarters came out of her goodness. “LET’S BEGIN, PRESS MY BUTTONS AND SWITCHES WHENEVER YOU WANT TO HAVE LOTS OF FUN!”
“Rainbow Dash will be here any second, the time to get ready to activate the escape mechanism is right now!” Twilight requested of Sky as she finally used her incredibly fast wing speed to use her wings to fly in front of the train, and finally used the phone and metal from earlier as food to downgrade fuse the components into railroad tracks.
“IT’S TOO LATE!” shouted Rainbow Dash as she had finally caught up to them after her preparations for a prey-casuality resulting chase before the killing. “It’s too bad that I’m always ready, and I finally got prepared to kill you and Sky!”
“SKY, TAKE ACTION IMMEDIATELY!” Twilight vaguely made the necessary order to the puzzled creature known as Sky, as they had to flee.
“I’ll do what I hope I can do!” Sky took it seriously as he walked to the control panel and thought carefully about which buttons to press. He pressed them like a noble assassin of the moonlight who had no idea how to play Mozart on an electronically woven keyboard. There was confusion over whether the randomness was bad or good, since it worked for the train, which started operating and moving forward as Twilight put down the train tracks and flew backwards, building a railroad with the straightest face she could possibly bend to her imagination.
“That train could be a noble enemy in its cowardly ambition...but unfortunately, I am flying a plane!” the airborne rainbow knowing assassin had used her downgrade fusion to polymerize Rarity and the rusted remains of a corroded metal fighter jet to create an unbelievably fast plane. She used the wingpower in her wings so she could fly and fly the plane at a speed so improbably fast that it had a chance of creating the thesis of not only breaking the sound barrier but also catching up to the end of the locomotive!
“Ha ha, you’ve taken our back but you have no chance of ambushing us!” Twilight laughed at the ironic scenario of such an unusually complex chase. “You’re hopeless, you might be able to break the sound barrier, but I’ve broken the magic barrier with an infinite supply of train tracks and speed faster than a freight train!”
“You are arrogant with that gutless brain of yours...” Rainbow Dash blocked this ridiculous suggestion of words. “Just because the train is blocking me from committing violence, doesn’t mean you’re safe!”
Rainbow Dash hovered above the train’s back and revealed to Twilight that there was a giant gatling gun attached to it that shoots metal blades made of gears! As Dash unleashed the gears of peace motivated violence, Twilight realized that she had to get out of the way and build the train tracks simultaneously.
“I CAN’T BUILD CHARACTER IF SOMEONE IS SHOOTING ME!” Twilight shouted like a bull who rode on a dragon and accidentally broke his computer. “Sky, Rainbow Dash is starting to push my buttons with her obnoxious assault! It’s time to push our friend’s buttons as retribution!”
“Alright, I just hope pushing her buttons doesn’t get her frustrated...” Sky caught on to the fact that the train was conscious as he pushed every button on the locomotive that he could find.
“Woah, why are you pushing all that into me?!” the Pinkie train replied in the disturbing kind of flattery. “It’s making me feel like jumping!”
The train then jumped really high and straight up in the air. It was high like the sky that used gravity to put the train back on the ground in an inverted sense, so the train was upside-down. The high of the fall caused Sky to hit his head on the ceiling and fall unconscious on the inside of conscious train’s head.
“Wow, please don’t put all that information in my brain again silly!” the Pinkie train pleaded as she slid on the tracks upside-down while still moving. “This has been a pretty grating experience!”
“NO, THIS IS REALLY BAD!” Twilight missed Sky already in a realization of the obvious.
“It’s over Twilight, once I’ve killed you and your friend, Celestia will bring the apocalypse and remake the world in her likeness in Nomu!” Rainbow Dash revealed everything like a true opposing nemesis. “Any last words?”
“Uh...just a couple.....WHAT THE LUNA’S ANNOYING STUPIDITY IS THAT?!” Twilight pointed to the sky.
“Wow, thank you for the warning Twilight!” Rainbow Dash moved out of the way of the tracks, as the sun of the pony world Equestria had fallen and was rolling along the railroad! It had been mutated by magical waste to a cooler form that would not reduce what it touched to ashes, but make whatever it rolled over flat as a pancake, reducing it to pancake batter, and cooking it into pancakes with the remaining heat!
“WHAT IN CELESTIA’S NAME HAS THAT DESOLATE PRINCESS DONE?!” Twilight bellowed, knowing her squirt gun wouldn’t do a thing against the sun, as it was protected by waterproof pancakes. “THERE’S ONLY ONE MORE THING TO DO!”
Twilight left the building of the magic tracks to her telekinesis as she used her magic arm strength to lift the upside-down train and put it back on the tracks on the right side, while timing it so the sun would go under the living creature levitated train while she lifted it in the air!
“YES, THIS IS MY CHANCE!” Rainbow Dash no longer need to take chances as Twilight was vulnerable as she vigorously lifted the train over her. “DIE TWILIGHT, I HOPE YOU MADE YOUR PEACE WITH CELESTIA SO YOU’LL AT LEAST BE IN HELL WHEN YOU’RE DEAD!”
“Sorry Rainbow Dash...” Twilight apologized for the first time as she flipped the train right-side up while she was being shot at by Rainbow Dash’s plane like a donkey climbing up the wrong ladder and falling off a king’s skyscraper. “But the only way I could die right now would be for a crazy reason!”
“Oh no...” Rainbow Dash saw doom as Twilight released the train right-side up over her. “WHY ARE THE REASONS THAT WE GET HURT SANE?!”
Rainbow Dash tried to fly away, but the train fell on the back of the plane and crushed her lower body to insignificant pieces and then running over them, destroying the plane too. Unfortunately, there were no more tracks thanks to the sun running them over, and the train started to operate in a manner of unwieldy excitement.
“I KNEW THAT AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW THERE’S ALWAYS A SILVER LINING!” the Pinkie train saw that the former adjutant of the clouds was now a giant pile of pancakes from absorbing too much stuff to the center of its nuclei. “THE END OF ETERNAL SLEEP IS BREAKFAST!”
Pinkie crashed into the pancakes with enthusiasm, and remained in the right mood as she flipped over on her side from the crash and slid towards a nearby school.
“NO, I HAVE TO SAVE SKY!” Twilight shouted as she flew inside the train and grabbed him and flew out as she junctioned him to herself like a con man hugging a cash register that made his abilities to steal and draw assets stronger. “IT’S STILL TOO EARLY FOR HIM TO LEARN THE DEATH!”
“WELL, I HAD A GOOD RUN!” the Pinkie Pie train accepted her fate. “IT LOOKS LIKE THIS LOCOMOTIVE IS GOING TO HAVE TO CONTINUE THINGS ON THE PHANTOM TRAIN!”
The Pinkie Pie train and the school exploded upon collision, and no one was killed because the only living things in there were the train and the ponies who had once been alive at the school, but everything went black.....
“Sky...Sky...Wake up Sky...” a mysterious purple robot alicorn who had saved Sky from the train tried to awaken the boy. “Everyone is dead...the train crashed and blew up the school for Cheerilee’s garden...we’ve delayed our doom...please wake up and enjoy the moments while we still have them...”
“Wait, a school blew up because of our train?” Sky awoken to this awkwardly true fact. “I hope we didn’t disturb the peace...”
“We did...no one was killed, but we disturbed the ghosts in there by destroying part of their resting place...” Twilight was sheepish about the train like a wall having to be a grommet for a penguin day out with his lover. “But the Rainbow Factory is a place that remains unhaunted, so that’s where we’re hiding.”
“Wow...it must be a factory for creating rainbows, I wonder if this is where the rainbows in the sky come from...” Sky looked around the place that Twilight had flown them to using her pegasus wings. “You deserve to be thanked for saving me, Twilight.”
“Please don’t mention it...you will never know what I deserve, and that goes both ways.” Twilight tried to fight the fact that she was growing a bond for the foolish boy.
“Heh heh heh...” Celestia watched everything that was going on through her creation’s eyes. “I think it’s finally time to do what I deserted the opportunity to do a while ago...”
Celestia used her magic to have the immorality chip in Twilight’s computer brain operate at full power.
“Aaaaa....aaaaa....AAAAAHHHHH!!!” Twilight shot electricity and power out of herself involuntarily like a vulture accidentally drinking gin mixed with strawberries and bleach.
“Twilight, what’s wrong, you look like you’re in pain.” Sky was concerned as relentless agony and electricity came out of Twilight’s red eyes of uncontrollable hatred. “Is there something wrong?”
“DEAD...PEOPLE...DEAD...PONIES...DEAD...” Twilight conjured up an incredibly powerful magic spell against her will.
“Are the dead wrong, because you look like you want me dead...” Sky noticed something off about Twilight’s murderous intent.
“WANT TO SEE...HAPPY PLACE IN SIGHT...” thought Twilight. “BUT DON’T...KNOW WHAT TO DO ANY MORE...”
“So you’ve grown to like my foolish son...but don’t worry, I’ll make the choice easier for you...” Celestia laughed as a reluctantly familiar face and a ready and willing face on the lower area appeared in the Rainbow Factory.
“OH, HOW I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE YOU ON THE LOWER PARTS RAINBOW DASH!” Rarity, the replacement for Dash’s lower body was very happy in the transcendent area of the sky. “ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END THOUGH, SO LET’S END THIS TOGETHER!”
“MISSION FAILED...SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED IN HOPES OF SUCCESS OF THE MISSION OF SELF-TERMINATION...” Rainbow Dash walked slowly towards the duo in hopes of bonding with one of them and exploding together.
“Rainbow Dash is going to blow herself up at the cost of a life, and it will destroy the first creature it comes in contact with...” Celestia explained. “I think you know where this is going...”
“BUT I’M EVIL...I’M SUPPOSED TO HAVE MORALS FOR BEING PROFLIGATE!” Twilight knew what she was and was supposed to be. “WHY WOULD I NOT USE YOUR SON AS A SACRIFICE?!”
“It all comes down to which choice you think is more evil Twilight...” Celestia gave more elaboration. “If you sacrifice Sky, you will be basically killing him, and that is exactly what I wanted from the start, so you’ll be following my orders which is not evil in my eyes...it’s actually quite good.”
“NO...YOU CONTROL WHO GOES TO HEAVEN AND HELL...” Twilight remembered. “If only I had successfully betrayed you, that would’ve assured me being evil enough to become the lord of hell!”
“It should be obvious that there’s another option in the two choices...” Celestia introduced something else. “You could forget about me by sacrificing yourself to Rainbow Dash, but even in my view, you’d be a hero for doing such a noble deed, and going down in history as an evil creature who selflessly gave its life for a worthless being would really hurt your chances of getting into hell...”
“NO! NO! THIS JUST CAN’T HAPPEN IN ANY SORT OF RESULTS!” Twilight had no idea what to do in such a scenario.
“I think you finally understand the possibilities of what can happen...” Celestia said with a smile. “WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE?! DO YOU WANT TO SACRIFICE YOUR CHANCES OF SEEING THE FIERY GATES THROUGH BEING A COWARD OR BEING A HERO?!”
The choice is up to you hero...do you want this symbol of confused evil to die a coward or a hero?