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// Buying the farm 
// Story: Commando Artist 
// by PurpleArtist 
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Two-years-later

While at base Purple was staring off at a distance. His friend Jackpot asked on what's on his mind.

Purple just told him that he's find. Jackpot then nudged him and said. "Afraid of dying single? Afraid of dying a virgin? It's never too late for you to get laid and for you to plant a foal into a mare."

"Dude! Come on. I maybe a stallion." said Purple Artist, "But I'm not like you and Scrumptious of wanting to have sex all the time. I'm not a pig like you two!"

While walking on a farm Scrumptious and Purple were having a heated argument. Scrumptious was telling Purple that Scrumptious sweet mother is a nice and very kind mare but he isn't going to bang her.

Scrumptious asked on why not. Purple told her on how would Scrumptious would like a half brother or sister and what if Purple gets Scrumptious's mother pregnant with his foal or foals. 

"Good point," said Scrumptious, "Just saying she also treats you like a son. She'll do anything to keep you happy as if she birthed and took care of you as well as if you were her son." 

"Uh, guys." said Jackpot Star, "Will you two shut the hell up!"

Jackpot then turned around to see Purple punching Scrumptious, knocking him down in one punch. Jackpot then turned around only to get shot in the head, killing him instantly. 

"NOOOOO!" said Scrumptious. 

Scrumptious then got up and charged the pony that killed Jackpot stabbing the pony in the neck. Scrumptious then was shot by another pony which ended up in his stomach so he scurried back. He took his rifle and shot the bad pony.

"I'm sorry Pur-" said Scrumptious with his final breaths.

"F-Flavor Wings!" Yelled Purple Artist.

Ten Equestrian Commandos came up galloping but nine of them stopped in there tracks and a mare pegasus just casually walked up. She asked Purple on what happened while he was on his butt sitting down.

Purple told her what happened. 

Flavor Wings got up and lied to the other commandos that he didn't see anything and he got there a minute before he yelled for them. 

Back at base.

Purple just sat at the same spot but he's deeply sadden. 

"WHY DID I HAVE TO DIE?!" yelled Scrumptious, "To protect a pony who never got laid before? To protect a pony who wants a family but high chance he won't find a mare to marry and knock up?" 

"Please... Stop." said Purple Artist.

"This isn't a stop or dead end." said Jackpot, "Your cousin Twilight Sparkle she's doing more of a better job then you!"

"Leave me the hell alone!" loudly said Purple Artist, "Just leave me alone!"

"We got about decades to haunt you." said Jackpot and Scrumptious, "We're going to haunt you for the rest of your life. You can run but you can't hide from us."

Purple then went to go get some sleep but he just couldn't. Purple then went back outside and stared up at the stars but the twenty-year-old unicorn shed some several tears.

"I should've just joined the Navy or Air force." said Purple Artist, "It's more safer then being a grunt."

A pony sat down next to him where it's Flavor Wings and they talked for a bit. Purple really didn't want to talk about his past or about his life. He just told her he wants to fine a nice mare, date her for sometime, propose to her, marry her, and have a family.

Flavor Wings wished him luck on finding a mare that he'll marry, love, cherish, and protect with his life not adding if they have a foal or two. 

Flavor Wings told him that she would date him but she's a lesbian but that doesn't mean they can't be friends they just can't date or marry.