Ponies Don't Wear Shorts

by kits


66% Is technically passing [Rainbow Dash][Sunset Shimmer]

Rainbow Dash slowly pushed her hand into the air.

Fingers massaging the bridge of her nose, Sunset repressed a sigh. “Yes, Rainbow. What is it?”

“Aren’t we like, half pony?”

Sunset clenched her other hand into a fist at her side to avoid slapping her face for a second time. No. This was Rainbow Dash. After Pinkie Pie, she was the worst at asking questions. Or maybe the best at asking dumb questions. Or the best at asking the dumbest questions that somehow made sense once she asked them. “And just how,” Sunset was proud of how level her voice was, “are you half pony?”

“Well there was that time where we all hung out in a magic castle and sat on thrones eating chocolate fondue with a pony princess.... but if you want a more permanent answer..." Rainbow flapped her wings and gestured to her head where a pair of pony ear twitched twice before perking forward.

Tension drained from Sunset. The best dumbest questions. “Alright. You get ‘nag’ and ‘gluebait’ but only Twilight has ‘pinhead’ privileges.”

Rainbow pumped a fist in the air. “Two outta three!”