Sombra’s Weird Event

by Badguy400


Chapter Three: A Near Close Shave

With spears being raised at everyone; all of the tavern’s participants; (especially the villains that are with Princess Luna); are raising their hooves/appendages, and then looked on in horror as to what they’re doing here… .

Everyone inside the Tavern were sweating like crazy… ; wondering as to why the Royal Guards were at the tavern… . Just then; an important looking guard stepped foreword from the rest of the guard group; (most likely a captain); unveiled a scroll from within his breastplate armor, unrolls it, and then reads: “we are here to arrest Shining Armor, and it’s workers for serving unauthorized, and untaxed alcohol in these premises… . If any of you do have any information about them; do not hesitate to speak up. Failure to do so will result in everyone getting chained, and then being sent to the Canterlot dungeons for your crimes… . Especially you villains too… . Understand?” Everyone in the bar nodded their heads, and awaited for the guards to hopefully leave. With that; the Captain said; “that’s good…” and then walked to the counter to speak with Shining Armor; whom is cowering behind there.

Shining Armor then slowly rose up with his hooves raised, smiles meekly, and then says; “h-hey guys… . H-how about we just forget that I was here, and you guys can go back to protecting Celestia; okay? What do you say… ?”

Without so much as a warning; the Captain nailed Shining Armor in the face; (giving him a black eye), and then tossing him over the counter before slamming him onto the ground. After that; the captain said; “this is what happens when you sell alcohol to underaged colts and fillies; let alone sell alcohol in a place where it’s not legal, and not taxed… ; understand?!” Shining Armor nodded, and then face plants on the ground from the pain that he’s in… .


Seeing all of this unfold; all of the villains, (and Luna); are currently gathering around each other, and whispering towards each other to come up with a plan of escape… .

But; just as before they were about to enact their plan; the guard captain grabbed Luna’s flowing mane; (which stopped momentarily), and then threw her to the ground before pointing at her with their spear.

Gulping in nervousness; knowing as to who it was that was threatening her with the spear; Luna chuckles nervously, and then says; “h-h-hey there Reginald… . Wh-wh-what are you doing here… ?”

Wasting no time; he gripped his spear tighter, and then says; “I’m here to take you, and your villainous friends to Canterlot! What else would I be here for?!”

Cozy Glow then did a comeback with; “to drink and have fun?” Unfortunately; that prompted one of the guards to hit Cozy Glow with the handle side of their spear, and then backed away to keep their distance while pointing their spear at her again.

Seeing as to what happened; Luna got angry; grabbed the spear that was pointed at her and broke it in half, and then stood up with a righteous fury and shouted; “you hitted a child?! How could you?!”

Reginald showed no remorse; smirked, and then replied; “she was a villain Luna. Clearly; you knew… .”

But just before Luna could hurt the captain that she once called her friend; King Sombra approached Reginald slowly yet briskly, and then punched him so hard that he face planted on the ground. And just like that; a bar brawl broke out between the guards, and the bar patrons… .