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// 1-7-2: Snow way that I'm enjoying this. 
// Story: What the where? 
// by ARandomLonelyDude 
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1/11/1500 2021, Monday, 8:00 AM.

The Gregorian calendar is a thing. I got to know at Rarity's boutique while buying myself a jacket after she casually mentioned that 2022 will be a great year for her. Equestria has it's own calendar but it's used for prophecies and other stuff. I got a jacket that is plain black. Rarity hates my colo(u)r choice.

Right now I'm at home, in front of the fireplace, warming my unnaturally cold hooves. In the last three months, a lot has happened. 

Firstly, in August, I started a company called Clockwork Co. which produces commercial vehicles, engines and the small music boxes that no one else is able to make for some reason. Wake up Switzerland. There is a factory in Manehatten which produces the vehicles and engines which are sold off or exported. The music boxes are made in a workshop that is located close to the factory. 

There had been some trouble with a few nobles who were angry that their virgin steam/magic engines were not being sold because airship and ship companies were switching to the chad internal combustion engines.

They tried to get me in trouble by saying that the internal combustion engine was damaging the environment with it's exhaust. When that didn't work, they tried to use a century old law that allowed the nobility to seize whatever business they want to if the princess allows it. According to the law, first the nobles argue why it is okay to seize the business, after which I am allowed to argue why it is not okay to do that. The princess will decide who wins. 

I had to go to the day court and wait for the nobles to finish their bullshit about the 'horrible' working conditions in my factories and how the Equestrian economy is getting hurt. In the end I won, the nobles lost their nobility and the century old law was gone.

Secondly, I found new countries. There's Canada which is where Canada is supposed to be. There's Yakyakistan and an unclaimed piece of land sandwiched between Canada and Equestria. Griffonia is on the NNE border of Equestria. There's also the United Changeling Kingdoms.

Thirdly, I am NOT 100% pony. I still have human traits like omnivore jaw, the ability to keep on moving(persistence hunting) and of course, monke-like brain(super big brain ultra intelek). I got to know about it after a medical checkup. The doctors decided that it was because of how diverse Indian family trees are in regards to species.

mmmm... my hooves are warm.

*knock knock knock*

I get up and go check who is on the door and immediately regret it because it's Pinkie.