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// You Have Nothing to Fear... 
// Story: Rainbow Dash's Awesome Nightmare Night Haunted House Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Adventure 
// by TheDriderPony 
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You hold your item out into the room, wielding it like you're trying to pin down a venomous snake. Nothing happens when you wiggle it side to side. Up and down also yields no results. Feeling confident, you give it a good toss into the center of the room.

Something flashes by your vision too fast to track. As you watch, your test dummy breaks apart, still airborne. It splits into a dozen perfectly portioned pieces, all cut at the same angle, like slices of bread fresh out of the factory. You blink, and barely catch a second flash of something moving incredibly quick. The dozen pieces become a hundred or more, still falling. One more flash and you barely catch a glimpse of something stretched across the wall darting from on side to the other. A scattering of cubes fall to the floor, all perfectly diced, all that remains of your hard-fought prize.

"Well," you announce. "Screw that room."

You step back and slam it shut.