The My Little Spacefarers Files

by Visharo


Chief Engineer Log: Stardate 14357

Warning: this log contains profanity

*Screams*
*Alarms wailing*
*Fire crackling*
*Energy discharges*

"Shit. Admiral, it's been an honor. The Applejack has sustained heavy damage. The warp core was about to blow, I had to eject it. We are dead in the water. Celestia is already scrap. I doubt Pony Command will build the 9th one."

*BOOM*

"FUCK YOU GRIFFONS! I SPENT TO MUCH TIME FIXING THIS CELESTIA DAMNED SHIP!"

*Sigh*

"32 missions into deep space. Carrying goods across the universe. Those were good times."

*Beep*

"Fuck. Deck 14 through 18 have been flushed. Admiral, Equestria needs to know the truth. Why the griffons broke away from Unity. Fuck protocol, fuck Pony Command. Equestria deserves the truth. Captain...Captain needed to know the truth."

*SHRAAAAAAAA...FWOOM*

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT...nononononono, shit. Admiral, fuck you..."