"Commander' Log, Stardate oh-two-six-fifty-eight dash fourth day of the sixth month. Flux reporting for the night shift."
*Trotting*
"Whew, protocol has m'beat. Ah dunno if ah can survive any more of this. Ah wond'r what big br'ther is doin'"
*Sigh*
"Hey bro, t'day ah helped negotiate a tr'ty with the yaks. Good news, they have decided tah join the Unity. Y'all be proud of mah. Ah stayed true tah mah pr'mise. Ah sticked w'th P'ny C'mmand and rose tah the p'sition of Commandah."
*Shuffling*
"Imma just sit d'wn. The Unity has gr'wn larger 'ver the past d'cade. M'ny creatures have joined, 'cludin' the yaks. Adm'ral Shower really likes this deal. The yaks pr'mised tah show us how tah make Yakium. The str'ngest metal s'nce Bulkium."
*Sneeze*
"S'ry 'bout that. Got a bit of a cold. Anyways, ah hope yer doin' b'tter. Flux out."