Sombra’s Weird Event

by Badguy400


Chapter Two: The Tavern Days

The villains; (and Luna); have arrived inside the Tavern in Ponyville.

Seeing that everypony inside the tavern stopped whatever it is that they were doing to stare… ; Princess Luna; (whom is still princess at the time before Twilight’s Coronation); clears her throat, and then says in her canterlot voice; “these villains are under my supervision; got it?! Now; if any of y’all were to have any problems with them, then y’all would have to deal with me! Understand?!”

The ponies all nodded in agreement, and got back to whatever it is that they were doing before when the villains weren’t around.

With that; Luna gestured for the villains to follow her to their seats, and they did.

After getting to their seats; King Sombra begins to look around the tavern… ; taking in the strange; yet also very interesting decor of the tavern’s interior.

Queen Chrysalis was too busy with flicking off, or messing with some wood shavings from the wooden table… .

Lord Tirek is currently busy with picking at his fingernails to get some crud out and off of it… .

And as for Cozy Glow… ; she’s too busy whining about being here… . Reason is unknown… . Maybe it could be because she’s bored… . The decorations inside the tavern scare her… . Or just maybe that the ponies within the tavern are secretly glaring at her… and threatening her with certain knives provided from inside the tavern… ; causing her to shake in fear; surprisingly since she’s still a villain… .


Hours have passed; (or at least it felt like it… ). And it would have seemed that the table that Luna and the others are in have not been able to get their order taken… . So with that; Luna slams the table with one of her hooves, got angry, and then shouted in her Canterlot voice; “what’s taking so long… ?! Don’t they know who I am… ?! They should all pay for this!”

Soon after that outburst… ; Shining Armor; (surprisingly); came over with a menu and a ordering notebook, and then says in a stern; yet also semi friendly service like voice; “well… . Since you’re here… . Do you mind telling me what it is that you and your villainous buds are doing here… ?”

Luna sighs in frustration, and then says; “look general… ; all that I ask is some service here… ; okay… ?” Luna’s veins then began to bulge out when she got red in the face, and then demanded in a almost Canterlot voice; “… because if I don’t get what I want, or requested… ; then obviously and surely; there will most definitely be hell to pay… !”

Confused; Cozy Glow asked; “but I thought it was called Tartarus… ?”

Turning to her with a righteous fury; Luna then shouts; “it’s the same thing… !” That little outrage of hers caused the tables from within the tavern to shake under the immense pressure; (or whatever it’s called when someone shouts, and it makes the entire room, and everything in it; to shake and wobble like if it’s some sort of cartoon… ).

Having been shouted at; Cozy Glow then began to tear up; (since after all; she’s still just a little filly… ); sniffles, and then began to cry.

King Sombra then sighs, and then says; “just get me a strawberry and mango smoothie; plus a bloody filly to go with that on the side… .”

Shining Armor then wrote the order down, and then asked; “anything else?”

Sombra nodded, and then said; “Chrysalis I think; would like a pineapple martini; please.”

Shining Armor wrote that down, and then asked; “and… ?”

Sombra then replied; “also; get Princess Luna the nightingale Axe Breath; with a rum and grass cola chaser; please… .” Luna then burts out; “on the rocks too!”

Shining Armor then wrote down the order, and then leaned towards Cozy Glow, and asked; “and what would she be having… ?”

Tirek just sighs, and then says; “get me a rootbeer and chubby chocolate chaser please… . With some tequila vodka from the Crystal Empire… . And probably some watermelon ale… ; on the rocks… .”

Shining Armor sighs, wrote down Tirek’s order… and then looks back at Sombra; (his archenemy), and then asks; “and for Cozy Glow… ? What does she want?”

Cozy Glow sniffles, tries to order… but eventually couldn’t, and began crying some more… .

Sombra just sighs, and then says; “just get her whatever makes her feel better… .”

Shining Armor nodded, and wrote down the order. He then says; “well… ; that was a lot of drinks… . Thanks for the business.”

Sombra just shrugged it off, and then says; “it depends… . So; what did you exactly write down for Cozy Glow… ?”

Cozy Glow then stopped crying to listen in… .

Shining Armor sighs, and then says; “we just only have water on the rocks for her… . She is after all underage… . So we can’t exactly give her any alcoholic beverages to drink… . Right?”

Sombra sighs, and then says; “I guess not…” before looking defeated.

Feeling bad for Cozy Glow; Shining Armor sighs; knowing that he’s gonna get in trouble for this, and then says; “how about I give her something off menu; you know… ? Like a chocolate smoothie for instance… . Would that be okay… ?”

Cozy Glow gasped, and then asks; “you can do that?”

Shining Armor shook his head no, and then says; “thing is… ; if I were to offer any off menu drinks again… then I’m fired. Understand… ?”

Sombra sighs, and then says; “I’m sure you’ll figure something out. For now; just worry about getting our drinks; okay?”

Shining Armor sighs once more, and then says; “I’m so getting fired for this…” and then goes to get their orders in check.

Meanwhile; Sombra is just rubbing his head, and then sighs in a little bit of frustration before saying; “ooh how this was a bad idea… .”

Luna shrugs, and then says; “well… ; could be worse; right… ?”

Sombra groans in frustration, and then says; “oh how I wish you haven’t said that…” right as before the Royal Guards from Canterlot broke through the door… .