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// Chapter Nine: Of Declarations and Three Party Negotiations 
// Story: That One Time: Two Princesses Enjoyed Their Harem Honeymoon 
// by TheCrimsonDM 
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Chapter Nine: Of Declarations and Three Party Negotiations 



Written by TheCrimsonDM


Celestia didn't need to see it, smell it, or even hear it. She could sense it from up above them. Twilight and Rainbow Dash were enjoying each other. She allowed a playful smile to grow on her lips as she sipped at some hot chocolate with marshmallows in it. A little treat that Pinkie Pie whipped up for them. Speaking of whipped, Pinkie had poured whipped cream into the drink until it was overflowing over the cup and onto the table. 

Pinkie was smiling herself, which wasn't odd in and of itself, however, this time the smile told of hidden secrets much like Celestia's. Pinkie looked up at Celestia. "So, did you know that Rainbow Dash one made a Pinkie Promise she wouldn't have sex with Twilight in a million years once?"

Celestia nearly spat her coco out. "She what? But why?"

"She never thought she'd get married. It has only been seven months, two weeks, three days, six hours and fifteen minutes since she made that promise. Now she's gone and broke it. Normally, I'd be upset and punish her for breaking something as sacred as a Pinkie Promise, but in this case I think I'm proud of her."

Celestia made a mental note. Never, ever, under any circumstances make a Pinkie Promise. Whatever fell powers this mare had with making such packs was surely demonic and she wanted no part of it... but she may use it on her sister or her enemies. It could be a great way to detect lies. In fact, Pinkie Pie could be a better inquisitor than most of the ones she had available as is.

"So, should we tell the others or allow them to discover it on their own?"

Pinkie Pie giggled. "Let's let them-"

Luna came down the stairs. She had briefly gone upstairs and Celestia had neglected to tell her of the current heat wave going on up there. Luna looked around the room making sure everypony was indeed here. She then cleared her throat, spread her wings wide and proudly declared, "Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash are currently mating upstairs. Nopony is allowed to bother them."

Celestia facehooved. "That could have been said, in a thousand different, much better ways."

Pinkie hummed. "Pretty sure it got right to the point though."

Celestia looked at her. "I understand, but that does not mean she could not have explained it with more tact."

Rarity began clapping her hooves together excitedly. "Oh good! I'm so happy for them. They were being so tender about it and I was terrified they would never just get on with it."

Applejack covered her eyes with her hooves. "Marshmallow, shouldn't that be private information?"

Seems Celestia and Applejack related on more levels than she thought. Only pony who hadn't responded was actually Fluttershy. In fact she wasn't anywhere in sight. Celestia only briefly caught it as she saw Fluttershy ascend the stairs and vanish. She was about to get up and stop her when Pinkie Pie interrupted her. "Oh don't worry about her, Fluttershy likes to watch."

Celestia shot her a look of desperation. "Isn't that worse than her interrupting them?"

"Nope, I like it too. I'm just letting them have some fun this time because I don't need to see everything that goes on."

Celestia sat down. "Oh, good, two of my wives are peepers."

"Is it really peeping when we're all married?"

Celestia opened her mouth about ready to declare that it was in fact still peeping and then stopped. She... wasn't sure now. She decided to just go back to her coco. Let the crazy ponies be crazy, she could ignore that for now. There were better things to worry about. Such as the fact that it was only afternoon, and there was still plenty to do before night. Oh goodness, the night was something she was mildly dreading. The last time she’d been in an orgy, things got quite explosive... she really hoped it would be a lot calmer this time around. 

Looking around she was honestly shocked at the mess she'd gotten herself into already. It had been three days. Just three days. What was she going to do if things never actually settled down into a place of comfort? Well, claiming insanity and pretending to be evil seemed like an option, but really, would she need to do that at all? 

Well it almost worked for Twilight...


***


Twilight laid down in Rainbow Dash's embrace. This time Rainbow Dash's wing was underneath her and Twilight’s head was resting on that soft blue chest. TurnsTurned out Rainbow Dash was really sensitive, even on her chest if Twilight just played with the fluff there a little Rainbow would make the most adorable little noises. It was almost impossible to not want to play with her until Rainbow was driven mad with pleasure, but Twilight was usually a gentle lover, so she would not do that yet.

Rainbow Dash was breathing slow and deep, the rise and falls of her chest moving Twilight's head up and down. The beating of her heart is a constantheart a constant, beautiful sound in Twilight's ear. The way they smelled could be improved, but they at least smelled very much like each other, and she could live with that. Smelling like her little athletic pegasus wasn't a bad thing.

Rainbow Dash spoke gently. "Twilight, you are really good at that."

"I had both Celestia and Luna teach me all they could. It was hard to learn when they were focusing on me, but I feel I grasped the concepts of how to please a mare most thoroughly." She did not include the fact that Luna also offered to use Celestia as an educational partner for showing Twilight how sex with a stallion would work. Twilight was very much looking forward to that.

Rainbow Dash's other wing reached out and wrapped over Twilight's side like a blanket keeping her warm. "Hey, Twiggle Wiggle. Can I ask you something?"

"Anything, my love bird."

"Do you think Fluttershy realized we figured out she was watching us like, ten minutes ago."

Twilight tried to keep her giggle down. "Shh, not so loud. I don't think she can hear us."

"Yeah, I think she can, but then again, we totally saw what she was doing right?"

"Yeah... that was... kind of... um... nice."

Rainbow Dash called out. "Fluttershy! Why don't you join us for some cuddles. Unless you’re not finished."

Fluttershy gave out a loud eep and then spoke quickly. "I am not here. You imagined this."

Rainbow Dash shrugged. "Worth a shot."

Twilight giggled. "It was. She could join us for round two."

Rainbow Dash cleaned up. "Round two?"

"I only got to use my horn, not the special spell that I learned."

Rainbow Dash nodded. "Fluttershy, get your giant yellow butt down here and join us. We want you to be part of round two."

There was some rustling from one of the trees. A moment later Fluttershy emerged and flew down to them going through one of the upper openings in the birdcage. She landed on the same platform only a few feet away. Her entire face was burning red but she was looking at them. "Is... is it really okay?"

Rainbow Dash looked at Twilight as if asking her to be the final judge. Twilight nodded. "I would be honored if you joined us. My spell works really well for multiple ponies after all. Celestia taught it to me."

Rainbow Dash grinned. "What happened to not wanting to do a threesome?"

"I think I'm still high."

"Sounds good enough as an excuse for me."

What proceeded next was perhaps too messy and far too fun for written records, suffice it to say, newlyweds were going to get crazy.


***


Cadance was pretty sure she wasn't supposed to tell Shining Armor about what she found in Pinkie's room, but after realizing that Twilight had been in here, she knew that she couldn’t keep the secret. She just wasn’t sure how to tell him that his baby sister got high for the first time. Got high for the first time and he wasn't there. She knew he was waiting inside their bedroom, but it was going to be a hard discussion.

Still she braced herself, steeled her courage and walked through the door. He was hunched over the desk and looking through reports with intense scrutiny. After the whole changeling incident during their wedding he'd become extra cautious. Perhaps too cautious. 

He waited until she closed the door behind herself before speaking. "Cadance, have you heard of this new movement? The Church of Equality?"

Oh goodness he was bringing up useless information that was never going to affect them or Equestria as a whole. She had much more pressing matters to discuss. "No, but honey, I have something more important to tell you."

"More important than a possible cult? One possibly run by changelings themselves?"

"By my aunt's blinding sun, Shining just let go of the changeling thing for five seconds."

He leaned back. "I'm not that obsessed."

"You’re like Twilight anytime someone says the names Celestia or Starswirl in her presence."

"Okay... maybe just a little. Why what's got you bothered?"

"Your sister got high!"

He blinked. "Oh, well it’s about time."

She sat down. Just like that. Complete acceptance? "Shining, she got high on sillyweed."

"I guess I am a little disappointed."

"Oh sweetie, try not to be. She’s still young, and it’s probably really good for her nerves."

He blinked. "I meant I'm disappointed I missed it. That would have been hilarious. What did you think I would be upset by? I’ve been telling her she needed to get lit for years now."

She shook her head. "O-oh, yes, that's what I meant. Um, she's young so she'll try it again, and um if it's good for her she really should try it again."

"I'll just point and laugh next time then."

She breathed a sigh of relief. He was totally cool with it. Well that was a much needed surprise in a day that was only just starting. Knowing those eight ponies, things were about to get real crazy, real soon. The honeymoon was only just beginning after all.


End of Part One