"So back in the way back time, some ponies said 'hey, look, there's angry snow demons' and then banded together. Then some stuff happened and monsters were defeated and Discord was locked away by Celestia and Luna and then Moon Horse got tossed to the moon for a thousand years. Also, evil crystal addict took over an empire and then it disappeared with him in it. Nothing happened after that for a while.
"And then Moon Horse but angry came back to Equestria after a thousand years and I smited her with my friends."
A wave of boos rose into the air, and Twilight was smacked in the face by an airborne chair.