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// Sombra? 
// Story: The King Of Pizza 
// by KingSombraTheTyrantRuler 
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I got off my chair and wrapped Sombra in MY blanket.

 I asked Sombra, "If you're so LAZY, how did you ever manage to ENSLAVE a whole city?"

Sombra replied, "By putting FEAR  into their hearts. Now let me sleep."

I went back to revising.

I started reading, and I heard Sombra snoring. I decided to ignore his snores and kept reading.

Half an hour later I couldn't bear to listen to Sombra's loud snores, and woke him up.

He asked, "Why did you wake me up?" 

"You snore too LOUD. I need to REVISE. I have a TEST tomorrow."

"I don't snore. Kings NEVER snore."

"Trust me. You snore louder than my brother, and he snores very LOUD ."

"Then how come I can't hear him snoring?"

I told Sombra, "Because I told him to get his own house."

"How do you know that you didn't hear his snores?"

"Because he lives in America with his wife."

"Oh. I do NOT snore."

"If you DON'T snore, then be quiet in your sleep."

"Fine."

Sombra covered his face with MY blanket and then I stayed next to him for a few minutes to make sure that he wouldn't start snoring again. After that, I went back to my chair and started revising.

I was in the middle of reading when I heard Sombra say, "You're NO match for me. I will finally RULE the Crystal Empire."

I turned around and saw that he was still wrapped in the blanket. So now I have a snoring, sleep talking, former tyrant king pony, living with me.

Did I forget anything? Oh yeah, I forgot to be lazy.

He kept talking, "Wait, with you out of the way, I will rule ALL of Equestria." 

"Oh yes, and I think I know exactly where I'll start. Your sweet little home town."

"Or what? Without your elements, it'll be so easy to control you. But there's no point. My conquering Ponyville is already your greatest fear."

And then he laughed. 

I decided to get my headphones and listen to some music to block out Sombra's voice. But his laughing was louder.

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I woke up and saw that it was 08:45 AM. I was going to be late for school.

I jumped off my chair and... Wait, chair? That meant I fell asleep while I was revising and never finished.

What would I do in the test?

Maybe I would be able to get a few minutes to revise before class.

Now, I have to get ready.

After putting my uniform on, and doing morning things, I was about to run outside when I realized that I  forgot my bag.

I ran back inside to get it and saw Sombra sitting there, with my headphones, and my book.

"What are you doing, Sombra?"

"I'm revising for your test. They should really make these words bigger."

"Why are YOU revising for MY test?"

"Last night while I was sleeping, you made it sound important, so I decided to revise for you. By the way, this stuff I'm listening to is really good. What's it called?"

"It's called music, Sombra, and thanks for trying to revise for me, but that won't help."

"Why won't it?"

"Because I'm going to write the answers and you can't come to my school. Pets are NOT allowed. Talking ponies aren't allowed either."

I saw the smile on his face fall.

"Oh."

"I really need to get going now, so I'll see you later. Bye."

I took my bag and ran to school.