//------------------------------// // Making Muffins! -ORIGINAL- (Random/Comedy/Slice of Life) [Derpy Hooves, Carrot Top] // Story: The Scrapbook // by HiddenEntity //------------------------------// Derpy is feeling hungry. REALLY hungry. A special kind of hungry. Muffin hungry. Then again, when is Derpy never NOT hungry for muffins? Derpy knows that Carrot Top had left her in charge of the house, and usually Carrot would make her muffins... But honestly, what could possibly go wrong? Derpy was the most responsible pony Derpy knew! She can make her bed every morning without fail! Of course, muffin-making isn't easy, Derpy knows that. But, determined to get her muffins, Derpy gets up from her place on the couch, and wanders into the kitchen. She ever so quickly grabs all the ingredients and begins putting them in a small bowl. The flour, sugar, and baking powder goes in a bowl with a dash of salt, and Derpy begins to mix, flour flying everywhere. She then plops an egg into the powdery mix, with some veggie oil and vanilla extract. She mixes quickly, wanting her muffins, and dough flies everywhere, and gets stuck in Derpy's mane. Then she adds the blueberries, fresh from their garden. And into the muffin tin the dough goes, and the muffins began to cook in the small muffin oven Carrot and Derpy owned. Derpy looks into the oven, waiting anxiously for her muffins. And the timer dings, the hungry grey pegasus snatched the muffin tin, and began to eat her lovely muffins! Derpy loves her homemade muffins. She makes a mental note to make her muffins herself, even though she knows full well she'll forget. Then Carrot comes home. Derpy freezes. Carrot smiles at Derpy, knowing what she did, and goes to the kitchen to clean up. Derpy hadn't realized she made a mess; she just wanted her muffins! And so, Derpy apologizes to Carrot Top, with her famous words: "I just don't know what went wrong!"