"MMFPH!" Spike struggled with the can of spaghetti rings that seemed to be solidly stuck to his snout. "MMM!"
"Okay, sheesh, we get it, Spike. You love spaghetti rings." Twilight rolled her eyes and continued reading her off-brand book about off-brands called "kconoffk".
Spike fell over, twitching, because he was only breathing spaghetti rings sauce for the past three minutes. Spaghetti o's proceeded to sue spaghetti rings for trademark infringement because they are now the legal owners of the word "spaghetti" and that was their thing to get Spike stuck in their cans!
Their. Thing.
Spike groaned quietly in the corner as Twilight turned a page.