Discord arrives in his living room with Princess Luna.
"Finally! Yona has been waiting for hours!" Yona shouts in relief.
"Yona, it's only been twenty minutes," Gallus corrects Yona's claim. He has athletic tape on his claws.
"I can't wait to start training! It's the first time since the Hive has gotten a little soft. There needs to be some assertiveness," Pharynx says.
"I'm curious to see what you're made of," Shining Armor said.
"I'm so getting back at Sunset, Adagio, and Aria for the stunt they did to me!" Sonata wants retribution for being locked up in a cage a few nights ago.
"That's if you can get a hit on either of us," Adagio smirks.
"Yea," Aria cracks her knuckles.
"Vengeance will be mine!" Sonata shouts.
Discord opens a door leading to the basement. While everyone walks downstairs, they see an exact replica of the Fairy Tail Guildhall mess hall. The Unity Seven, Dazzlings, Sunset Shimmer, Shining Armor, Pharynx, and Princess Luna gasps.
"Since we're having a fightclub, I figure why not make the scenery more at home," Discord says while wearing street clothes.
"Yona feels like she's a Fairy Tail Wizard!" Yona jumps in joy.
"The perfect setting for our fun pointless brawl," Gallus said.
Neighsay takes a deep breath. He's only doing this because his friends want to participate. Shining Armor can't wait to test Pharynx's limits in this fight. Smolder can't wait to show everyone that dragons are stronger than any creature else in the room. Silverstream is too excited to see how it plays out.
"Alright, who's ready to rumble?" Pharynx excitedly expresses while spoiling for a fought.
Everyone around nods and gets ready. Neighsay takes a deep breath and hopes he doesn't get too injured. Discord is mentally preparing his mind for this outcome while everyone is pumping themselves up to partake in this fun pointless brawl.
"Let's do this!" Everyone shouts in unison.
One Hour Later.
Everyone present hasn't moved. The Unity Seven are trying to find that spark to throw the first punch. The Dazzlings are waiting to see who'll throw the first punch. Discord didn't want to throw the first punch. Sunset is waiting for Sonata to kick things off. Shining Armor and Pharynx look around and hopes that someone would kick things off. It's been an awkward hour of waiting after exciting themselves up. Princess Luna looks at who to throw the first strike.
Two Hours Later.
Everyone is standing idly. The idea of punching a friend and ally in the face or hurting one another is harder than it looks when it's intentional for fun. Discord drinks a barrel of chocolate milk.
"How does Spike do it?! He and others make it look so easy!" Silverstream shouts. She's the first to break the ice in three hours that was wasted.
"They don't hold back," Princess Luna answers.
"Why are we holding back!?" Sonata shouts.
"We're more united than ever. I guess it's harder to pull something off that others have no problem with," Discord says.
"What Spike did after the Infinity Clock quest is go up to Natsu and punches him! It's so simple!" Smolder grabs her head in frustration.
"We have never done anything like this, Smolder. I guess it's not in our nature to do so while others have no problem with it," Ocellus said.
"Screw this! I'm starting it!" Pharynx goes up to Smolder, getting ready to throw the first punch. His hoof starts shaking.
"Go on, do it!" Smolder dares Pharynx to punch her.
Pharynx's hoof continues to shake, and he lowers his hoof. "I.., I can't."
"Wuss," Smolder said in hopes of angering Pharynx.
"I guess that term is starting to rub off with my siblings back in the hive," Pharynx steps away from Smolder.
"Man, this is boring," Gallus said.
"Agreed," Adagio concurs.
"I'm getting hungry," Sonata uses the house's magic to conjure a taco for her to eat. She takes a bite. "So good," Sonata said with her mouth full.
Discord decides to turn himself invisible to start conflicts as Lucy did. He yanks Smolder's tail hard in the direction of Gallus. Smolder turns to Gallus smacks him in the face.
"OW!" Gallus reacts while rubbing his face.
"That's for yanking my tail!" Smolder irately says.
Gallus punches Smolder in the face. "That's for punching me in the face!"
Smolder cracks her knuckles. "I'm going to enjoy this,"
"Bring it, you wimp!" Gallus retorts.
"Hey, not bad," Pharynx says, watching Gallus and Smolder get at each other's faces.
Discord gets behind Sonata and knocks her taco off her claw. The direction where he knocked it off is at Aria's position.
"I'll kill you! You taco waster!" Sonata lunges at Aria. The two are starting to clobber each other.
Adagio laughs at the situation, calling it a classic. Discord looks to see which pair to mess with while everyone else watches Aria, Sonata, Gallus, and Smolder fighting each other.
Pharynx turns to Shining Armor and whacks him in the face. Shining Armor smirks and attacks Pharynx. The two are having fun with their brawl.
"Well, that didn't take long," Neighsay said after watching two of his friends brawling.
Discord turns himself visible. "There, no more delays. Thank you, Lucy, for that clever tactic."
"I don't think I have what it takes to throw a punch at my friends. I'm backing out," Neighsay said.
"What? Why?" Sandbar asks Neighsay.
"I love you creatures, and I don't have it in me to throw punches at my first real friends. I know I signed up but, I don't think I can pull through what Spike and the others do in Fairy Tail. I'll prefer watching Spike's brawls than go through one with my family."
"I respect that," Discord said.
"I was onboard on the hype train. To physically hurt my friend despite it being a pointless brawl is kinda pointless. I guess there are some things that we should back away from no matter how fun the idea can be," Ocellus said.
"I was so excited to participate, but after all this time of waiting around, I never knew how hard it is to start a fight among friends," Silverstream admits.
"Yona has an idea. Why not use pillows? Every creature loves a good pillow fight."
"Huh, why haven't I thought of that?" Discord questions himself. Discord blows a whistle that referees use to cease the fighting.
"Hey, what's with the whistle?" Sonata asks while holding back what would have been an uppercut.
"First, it was me that was messing with you. I pulled a Ms.Heartfillia invisible trick on you. Second, what do you say about having a pillow fight instead?"
Aria, Sonata, Gallus, Smolder, Pharynx, and Shining Armor look at each other then back at Discord. "Sure."
Discord snaps his claw, a cotton candy cloud rains pillows of all sizes to use. They are now ready to throw down.
"So, are we holding back?" Discord asks everyone.
"Yona will show who the Pillow Fighting Champ is!"
"Is that so? Watch me take your title away, Yona," Neighsay smirks while using his magic to levitate three pillows.
"The title belongs to me," Sunset said; she's using her magic to levitate five pillows.
"Behold, my twin pillows," Gallus holds two pillows like swords.
Silverstream holds her pillow. "I'm going to bop each of you!"
"Changelings will win this fight together," Ocellus is next to Pharynx. The two are levitating many pillows.
"The Crystal Empire will claim victory in this war," Shining Armor uses his magic to levitate several pillows.
Princess Luna levitates many moon-shape pillows. "Fools, this battle belongs to the Princess of the Night."
"The Dazzlings shall win this pillow fight," Adagio said. She, Aria, and Sonata armed themselves with twin pillows like Gallus.
"This is a war," Discord arms himself with a pillow sword and shield. "It's time to show what the Lord of Chaos can do in a pillow war!"
Every creature gets excited with a renewed energy of adrenaline. Discord rings the bell to initiate the pillow fight.