Mario, Luigi and MLP: Bowser's Inside Story and Chrysalis' Journey

by XLR8 Fox


Chapter 13: Vs Sea Pipe Statue

As Bowser and Chrysalis traveled more on the beach, Mario, Luigi, the Mane 6, Spike and Kooper traveled more inside Bowsers body, after some time, they entered a new area, as they did, they encounter a blue rectangular Globin, which opens into two rectangles, one where its orange eyes are on top and the bottom having its large mouth.

“Globin? You are new to me…” it said.

“Have you all come to test your limits in the Challenge Node?” the blue Globin asked.

“Challenge Node?” The group asked.

“I laugh silently at your naivete...This place is unique as Globin.” it said to the group, “Travel down and seek details from those who dwell below, strike their undersides to learn about the fun that awaits”. It then closed up and flew downwards.

“While I am curious about what it means, we shouldn’t stay here, Bowser might encounter something we need to help with” Twilight said.

“I agree with the Princess, we should head back to Toad Square for now” Mario said.

“Aw, do we have to? This Challenge Node sounds like fun!” Pinkie Pie said.

“As much as I would want to have fun right now Pinkie, I think the mission comes first” Kooper said

Soon everyone left the Challenge Node area and head back to Toad Square.


Meanwhile outside of Bowser, the Dragon-Koopa and Chrysalis had fought more Chuboombas and Toothy’s, with Bowsers new Vacuum ability, he was able to beat the enemies easily, taking the massive lollipops from the Chuboombas was the weakness for the fat Goombas, they started to cry and run away as soon as their snack/weapon was taken from them.

The occasional Drill Crab didn’t get in their way as Bowser just stomped past, defeating them instantly.

After they obtained 3 Hot Drumsticks from another Brick Block, they continued onward north.

“This Vacuum ability is awesome! Can’t wait to test it on that stupid Fawful” Bowser said.

“I as well can’t wait to see the fear on that beans face as you consume him whole” Chrysalis said with a evil smile.

Bowser soon destroyed enough Brick Block and found one of his other favorite foods, Cheese.

“Oh yeah! Now we’re talking, cheesy goodness!” Bowser said with a happy smile.

“What's so special about cheese?” Chrysalis asked

“What's special about it? Well us Dragon-Koopas are able to gain some strength and even some magic abilities when we eat cheese, something to do with one of my ancestors changing our species genetics or something” Bowser explained

Chrysalis seemed impressed, for one of Bowsers ancestors to change something in their own genetics to gain more power from eating something as simple as cheese, they must've have been a genius back then.

“That and, I love cheese!” Bowser said, which made Chrysalis face hoof from such a reason.

After dealing with that and defeating more Toothy’s, not only did the two royal evil’s level up once, but twice, Bowser then broke another Brick Block and gained what he would guess to be a delicacy to him, a cheesy Drumstick, he was drooling.

“Ohohoh boy! That looks delicious!” Bowser said.

“Focus, we need to get going” Chrysalis said, although she secretly agreed the cheesy drumstick looked delicious.

After they journeyed on, they entered a new area.

“Hey!” Bowser said as he and Chrysalis see a strange statue in the center of the area.

The statue was a large pedestal with two pipe-like ends on its sides and a statue of a creature known as a Blooper on top. The blooper statue looked like a small squid with a black eye mask.

“What's this thing?” Bowser asked.

“How should I know?” Chrysalis said to her partner.

“Hmm, seems to be some weird statue,” Bowser said as he looked at it more.

Inside Bowser, the group overheard them as Starlow spoke up to Bowser.

“A weird statue on the beach...Might be the Sea Pipe Statue.” she said.

This got Bowsers and the groups attention.

“The Sea Pipe Statue?” they asked, Chrysalis looked to Bowser as she suspected he was talking to the supposed “Chippy” creature again.

“Sounds stupid, what is it?” Bowser asked.

“Getting really sick and tired of not knowing what this “Chippy” is saying to you” Chrysalis said.

“A Statue honoring a hero of the sea.” Starlow said.

“Ah, a hero of the sea huh? So that means...I’m the model!” Bowser said as he laughed.

Chrysalis just deadpanned at this, “...What?” she asked.

Bowser than looked to the statue to see how the mystery crafters captured his awesomeness, only to realise it looked nothing like him.

“HEEEY!!!” he yelled before he started to punch the statue in anger.

“It looks nothing like me!”.

“Hey stop that you idiot!” Chrysalis shouted at Bowser.

“Wait! Wait! No violence!” Starlow said trying to warn Bowser.

Bowser finally stopped punching, “Hmph!” he huffed.

Chrysalis sighed in annoyance.

“My eyes are much more manly than that!” Bowser complained, which just made Chrysalis annoyance grew more as her eye twitched.

Suddenly, the statue started to shake violently with a bright light shined from it, Bowser and Chrysalis saw this and stepped back from it.

“Whoa! This thing is moving!” Bowser exclaimed.

“What?! Moving? That's not possible!” Starlow said.

Suddenly it stopped, only for the stone colour to change from white to blue, the pipes on its arms grew out and the eyes from the statue flashed twice before its arms started flailing about.

“Hey! What’s the story with this crazy statue? Its going nuts!” Bowser asked “Chippy”.

Only instead of Starlow, they were interrupted by another voice.

“I HAVE CHORTLES”

Soon a familiar flying saucer flew in and floated near Bowser and Chrysalis, the underside opens to reveal a mechanical mouth as it spoke in a familiar voice the two Evil Royals didn’t want to hear right now.

“It is I who added the nuts to that statue!” it said.

“That voice!” Bowser growled.

“We know that voice all to well” Chrysalis said as she growled.

“Fawful!” they yelled in unison and in rage.

“I HAVE CHORTLES!” Fawfuls voice from the saucer said, “Your plan that I laugh at now makes for more laughing! You are wanting your castle Bowser? You are not getting there!” it said.

“OH YES WE ARE!” Bowser said in anger.

“AND ONCE WE GET THERE, WE WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS YOU LITTLE WORM!” Chrysalis said in fury, which in the back of Bowsers mind, he found it was, cute? And hot?!.

“Look pal, I can tell ya, it’s not wise to get in my way, or even hers” Bowser said, mentioning Chrysalis.

“Take us to my castle right now!” Bowser demanded.

“You have the impatience...you must stop and sample the sprinklies in life’s salad bar” the saucer said. 

“I say no to your rushing! Time instead for some playing with a fawfulised statue!” it said, before suddenly another voice came from the saucer, to which Bowser quickly recognized it.

“Once daddy gets back you're gonna be a baked bean soon!”

“Make with the quietness!” Fawfuls voice came again.

“Wendy?! What have you done to my little girl?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY KIDS?!” Bowser yelled in fury, one could even see a faint spark of his flames come out of his mouth as he roared.

However the saucer flew off as the statue flailed even more.

“Looks like we have no choice, lets deal with that statue,” Starlow said.

However Bowser didn’t speak as a shadow casted over his face.

“Bowser?” Chrysalis asked, she could sense his emotions, and they were of sadness, love and...unyielding rage.

Then Bowser laughed, “GWAHAHAHA!”

“Aw, I was all fired up to let Fawful have it!” Bowser said, though one could tell he wasn’t in a good mood right now.

Bowser than looked to the statue, “Guess I’ll take you out instead!” he then looked to Chrysalis, “Chrysi, back me up here will ya? This is going to get messy” he said in a dark tone.

Chrysalis, although with a bit of reluctance joined his side, “Very well, let us be rid of this creation of that fool”

Bowser and Chrysalis then charged at the statue, engaging in the battle.

SHOW TIME!!!

Bow to your queen!


The statue’s “head” leaped into one of its pipe arms, then fired it out of the other, Bowser wasn’t ready for it as it had damaged him.

“Oh really? You want some do ya?!” he yelled before he charged at it, landing punch after punch on it, however there was no effect.

Chrysalis saw this and quickly thought about Bowser’s vacuum block.

“Bowser! Suck it up!” she yelled.

Bowser heard this and jumped back and quickly activated his Vacuum Block, he started to inhale the “head” into his mouth and inside him.

Inside his body, the team encountered the stone blooper, however it floated up and turned upside down, stabbing into Bowser’s inner body, then it began to spin, damaging Bowser from within.

“OW! OW! OW!” Bowser yelled in pain.

It then stopped and floated back up, the stone blooper then tried to attack the team, only for Kooper to jump up and kick it back.

“Oh no ya don’t!” Kooper said

Applejack then went infront of Mario and Luigi, “I think I’ll show this varmit not to mess with an apple and her friends, Mario, green shell please?” she asked.

“Oki dokie” Mario said as he handed over a green shell to her, Applejack smirked before turning around and bucking the green shell at the blooper, “Shell Buck!” she yelled out as it crashed against the statue blooper and bounced offf while dealing damage.

“Ooh! Ooh! I got it!” Pinkie said as she jumped in frontand bucked the shell back at the statue, dealing damage.

The Shell Buck seemed like a more powerful version of the normal green shell move, after many bucks and the shell hitting the statue, the final hit did it as the statue turned red with anger, son it flew up and triedto hit the group again, only for Mario to aim his hammer and swing it, hitting the statue and launching it out of Bowser.

Back outside, Bowser shot the blooper statue out of his mouth and into the statue body, causing damage.

“Nows our chance!” Chrysalis said as she and Bowser charge at the statue, Bowser let loose as he punched it over and over again while Chrysalis bucked and made magic bowser fists to hit the statue.

Soon the head falls off the body and reattaches to the top, soon it shot its head again through its arms, hitting Bowser once more.

Bowser knew he felt weak so he quickly ate one of the Drumsticks he stashed in his shell to heal up.

The statue tried to attack Chrysalis this time, however she was prepared as she turned and bucked the incoming attack, hitting the Blooper statue into its body, damaging it.

Bowser decided to suck it up again and he inhaled the statue's head.

Inside Bowser once more, the Bros and Mane fought the head, Mario and Luigi used their hammers while Twilight fired a laser from her horn and Rainbow dash and Applejack unleashed some strong bucks to it.

The Blooper statue tried to harm Bowser from the inside once more as it spun into the innards of Bowser.

It stopped and tried to attack the group once more, only for Pinkie to have a pink and blue hammer that looked like a squeaky toy.

“Sayonara Bloopy!” she said before swinging the “toy” hammer, hitting the blooper statue and surprisingly launching it out of Bowsers body.

Bowser spat it out once more as it hit its own body.

“Time to bring the pain!” Bowser yelled as he started to unleash a flurry of punches on the statue.

After receiving a ton of damage from Bowser, the statue tries to fire its head at him again, only for Bowser to finally hit it back, it crashed into its body and landed back on the statue body.

“Time to end this!” Bowser said as he winded up a punch with his right hand, Chrysalis agreed as she made a Magic bowser fist over her left hoof, they then unleashed a punch together on the statue, greatly damaging it.

The statue glowed brightly as that indicated it was defeated.

Soon Both the Evil Royal Duo and the Group inside bowser leveled up, Bowser let out a roar of victory while Chrysalis basked in the victory with a evil smirk.

[Bowser and Chrysalis gained +150 EXP, Mario, Luigi, Mane 6, Spike and Kooper gained +30 EXP]

Koopers rank was shown to be simply as Koopa rank, showing a green koopa shell as the rank.

The statue turned back to white with the arms going back in

“BWAHAHAHA!!!” Bowser laughed evilly, “He seriously thought he could stop Bowser and Chrysalis with this toy?” Bowser said as he laughed, feeling slightly better after the fight.

“Hah! That fool can try all he wants, we will always be victorious!” Chrysalis said as she laughed also.

However the laughter stopped as suddenly, trees spontaneously grew in the entrance to the area, blocking their way out.

“Hey!” Bowser yelled out in surprise.

“What is the meaning of this?!” Chrysalis yelled.

However the statue started to shake again as the two Evil Royals saw this.

“Again?!” they asked.

However, the statue stopped shaking as the pipes suddenly shot out water, then the water flowed out of the pipes.

“What's with the water?” Bowser asked.

“Perhaps the statue provides a source of drinking water for any locals” Chrysalis thought aloud.

“...Actually, I am kinda thirsty” Bowser said before walking over to the statue and started to drink the water, his whole mouth catching the flowing water and into his body.

“H-Hey! Save some for me you big oaf!” Chrysalis said as she went to the other pipe and drank some water, not as much as Bowser was.

Inside Bowser, the star map within the Dress Case with the group flashed into the open as it showed a new area, just near Bowser’s throat.

“Look! That area over there...something happened in his body, let's go check it out!” Starlow said as she group quickly traveled there, hoping whatever was happening in that area could help them find something useful as well as find some people who were still missing from the group, Moonlight, Princess Luna, The CMC and Princess Peach.