Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Scootaloo had secretly gathered outside the Mystery Shack to talk.
"Why did you want to talk to us secretly Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"You remember when I first got to Gravity Falls and when I look a Dipper, said I felt like he had seen it before, but he didn't remember where he had seen it," Pinkie said.
"Yes I remember," Rainbow Dash said.
"At last I remembered, Dipper is very like Maple," said Pinkie.
Everyone who heard this, was very thoughtful.
"If I think the same, Dipper looks like Maple," Rainbow Dash said.
"I also think they look alike," said Fluttershy.
"And so am I," Scootaloo said.
"Hey, you think we should tell you," Pinkie said.
"I don't know, but Dipper said he doesn't remember having a sister," Rainbow Dash said.
"Pinkie, you were Maple's best friend, she told you that she had a brother, how was she called her brother?" Fluttershy asked.
Pinkie was very thoughtful at this question.
"The truth is he only told me once and I hardly remember his brother's name, since Maple is depressed to talk about family, but I think his name was Wanson or it was Tanson or Lanson, something like that," said Pinkie.
Upon hearing that, everyone was convinced that Dipper could not be related to Maple and returned to the Mystery Shack, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were going to meet with Twilight, Dipper and Spike, while Scootaloo was going to wait for Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle to arrive, who arrived shortly after they entered in the Mystery Shack.
...
Stan was serving a customer at the Mystery Shack.
"I like to advance my Christmas purchases, it has something that represents the spirit of that date," said the client.
"These mystical crystals," Stan said.
"That looks like broken glass," the client said.
"Do you think you are a cop?" Stan asked.
"Oh! Is that new? ”The client asked, not paying attention to Stan.
Suddenly, Twilight, Dipper, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Spike, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom appeared.
"We can go to the cafeteria," said Twilight somewhat tired of being at the Mystery Shack, because no tourists came and the only client had been trying to decide what to buy for more than an hour and had not bought anything.
"Sure we can go, as soon as this guy decides what to buy," Stan said.
"It has this, but from another animal," said the client looking at a hairy trout.
Stan remembered that this client never made up his mind and barely paid attention to him while he watched him go shopping for more than an hour.
"Or we can lock him in here, if they want," Stan said.
Dipper and Spike immediately agreed, but Twilight, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and especially Fluttershy doubted that, but deep down they knew that the client would not realize that he was alone and locked in here. So they agreed with Stan and left.
"Shirt of puma or of panther, shirt of puma or of panther, shirt of puma, ummm... or of panther", said the client who still had not decided what to buy, without realizing that they left him locked up and alone.
...
While in the Greasy's Diner cafeteria they realized that Stan did not want to spend money to buy pancakes, Dipper when he saw that there was a manhood tester, but when he used it, the minimum range of manhood came out and Spike when he saw what Dipper was trying to do the same and it came out the same as Dipper.
"Don't be offended, but Dipper and Spike aren't very manly," says Rainbow Dash.
"Of course we are manly," says Dipper.
"You're not exactly very manly Dipper and let's not forget the incident last Tuesday..." Stan said and was suddenly interrupted by Pinkie.
"If he was singing the female Icelandic pop sensation 'BABBA'," said Pinkie.
Twilight gave a little laugh because she knew Dipper liked that song, but she was trying to keep it a secret. This prompted Twilight to ask Pinkie a question.
"Wait, how do you know that?" Twilight asked, knowing that neither Dipper nor Stan would tell her that.
“Easy, last Tuesday I heard someone singing and I went sneaking to see who it was and I saw that it was Dipper, so I decided to record Dipper while he was singing, but I couldn't record the whole song because Dipper be surprised by Stan interrupting Dipper's song, ”Pinkie said.
"Wait, Pinkie you recorded me while she sang," Dipper said and decided not to mention that she might have seen him naked, because she knew that the ponies that had just arrived from Equestria did not understand the shame of human of being naked.
"And continuing with what he was saying, there's also the way you sleep Dipper," Stan said.
Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle wondered what Stan meant.
"What do you mean by that?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I don't know what you mean Stan, Dipper sleeps hugging Twilight," Pinkie said.
Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle wondered why Twilight was sleeping with Dipper. Twilight and Dipper were embarrassed.
"When I first appeared on Earth, I was very scared and had to sleep with Dipper to feel calmer to sleep, but in the end I got used to sleeping with Dipper," Twilight admitted very embarrassed.
"I thought they slept together because there were no more beds in the Mystery Shack," said Pinkie.
"You're right Pinkie there are no more beds or rooms to put in more beds," Stan said.
Dipper and Spike got up to collect their thoughts.
"We'd better switch the conversation," Twilight said, noticing that Stan seemed to like Lazy Susan.
Twilight quickly gathered her friends to help Stan, but Twilight didn't realize that Dipper and Spike were gone.
...
Dipper and Spike were outside Greasy’s Diner trying to figure out how they could become manly, but suddenly someone's voice was heard that surprised both of them.
"What the hell is happening to you two?" Chrysalis asked and I take the opportunity to eat some love from Dipper.
Dipper and Spike explained the whole story to him, but Dipper couldn't stop Spike from also saying about him sleeping with Twilight and liking the 'BABBA' song. Dipper cursed himself, for not telling the others not to say about not saying those things. And then they told him they were trying to get more manly.
"Anyone would think you're not manly to after of find out what i just heard," Chrysalis said with a laughing.
Dipper was upset that someone was laughing at him, but he realized something and decided to bring it up.
"Chrys annoys me that you laugh at me, but I find it curious that this is the first time I have seen you laughing," said Dipper.
"What do you mean by that Dipper?" Chrysalis asked.
"Pinkie said she was worried why you didn't laugh at the surprise party we threw you and I think she would like to know what you laughed at," Spike said.
"Yeah, although I wish I wasn't the reason for that laugh," Dipper said.
"Your problem is that you are not manly I cannot help you, so you should try to train to be more tough or find someone tough to teach you how to be," said Chrysalis trying to prevent them from thinking about her.
Dipper and Spike they agreed with what Chrysalis said and they went to train, shortly after the two went to the forest they found a Manotaur named Chutzpar, Dipper and Spike they ask the Manotaur train them to be more manly and Chutzpar accepts.
...
Meanwhile, Twilight, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders said they were going to help Stan get him on a date with Lazy Susan.
"Wait, where's Dipper and Spike?" Twilight asked and she just realized the two of them were missing.
"I don't know, I thought they were around here," Rainbow Dash said.
Everyone wondered where Dipper and Spike were, suddenly they saw Chrys walking.
"Hi Chrys," Pinkie said.
"Hi," Chrysalis said, sighing because she hoped she didn't want to meet anyone else.
"Hi, I haven't seen you since you were at the Mystery Shack," Twilight said.
"If you're right, what are you doing?" Chrysalis asked.
"We're going to help Stan get a date with Lazy Susan," Scootaloo said.
Hearing this, Chrysalis began to laugh.
"Why are you laughing?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"I'm surprised Stan wants to go on a date with Lazy Susan, I've never talked to her and I've barely seen her, but I can assure you Stan that if you have a relationship with her you'll regret it," Chrysalis said laughing.
"You stay out of this matter," Stan said.
Then Chrysalis noticed that all the ponies were looking at her very relieved about something.
"I'm glad you laughed, Chrys, because you didn't laugh at the party we threw you," Pinkie said.
"If she's also glad you laughed," Apple Bloom said.
"Yes, I know, Dipper and Spike told me," Chrysalis said.
"Wait, Chrys, you know she hung out with Dipper and Spike," Twilight said.
“Yes, Dipper and Spike told me that they wanted to be more manly, Spike also said that Dipper liked a song and that you sleep with Dipper, I told them that if they wanted to be more manly they had to train or find someone manly to teach them", Chrysalis said.
"Thanks Chrys, also please all of you do not reveal that Dipper likes that song and that I sleep with Dipper," Twilight said very embarrassed.
"We have a lead where we can find Dipper and Spike," Rainbow Dash said.
"But what are we going to do about Stan," Fluttershy said in a barely audible voice.
"No problem, Pinkie and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are going to help Stan and go to the Mystery Shack for Wendy and Soos to help too, while Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and I are going to find Dipper and Spike," Twilight said.
"Good idea Twilight, but I wish Rarity, Applejack and Pacifica weren't busy today, can you help us Chrys?", ask Pinkie looking very happy at Chrysalis.
“You all can deal with such simple problems and I don't want to help, especially in helping someone get on a date,” Chrysalis said and left.
"I think our relationship improves, the first times I saw her she gave me the feeling that she hated us, but now she just shows a complete disinterest in all of us," Twilight says thoughtfully.
"Let's go find Dipper," says Rainbow Dash.
Twilight and Fluttershy went to talk to Manly Dan, but he said they didn't know where they were, Rainbow Dash was Skull Fracture where she used the fake ID again, but them they didn't know where Dipper and Spike were, then Rainbow Dash went back to Twilight and Fluttershy, then the three of them went to the woods together to see where they were.
Meanwhile the Pinkie, Stan and the Cutie Mark Crusaders came to the Mystery Shack to see how they would help Stan, they were not surprised to see the client who still had not decided which shirt to buy, he also did not realize that they left him alone and locked in the Mystery Shack.
...
Chrysalis was late in advancing to her home, because she was trying to avoid the places where there were many Gnomes, she wanted to shapeshift in the forest, but she realized that there were some Gnomes in the forest where she was and she didn't want those such annoying creatures knew that she could change shape, because that Gnome named Schmebulock had told the ponies that there was a unicorn with wings, the good thing is that they thought it was an Alicorn.
"Hi Chrys, what are you doing here?" Rainbow Dash said.
"Thinking about the fastest route to get home," Chrysalis said.
"How about we join you while we try to find out where Dipper is, because there are too many Gnomes around here," Twilight said trying to help Chrys.
"Okay," Chrys said, but she wanted to reject the company of Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy, but she knew that she would have a hard time beating the Gnomes all alone if they decided to attack her.
"Now where are we going to look for Dipper and Spike?" Twilight said thoughtfully.
"That yellow pegasus can talk to animals, because you don't use it to find them," Chrysalis said disinterestedly.
Twilight felt very stupid for not having thought of that and Fluttershy immediately went to ask the animals.
"They say they saw the two of them talking to a creature of the species called Manotaur and then they went with him," says Fluttershy after talking to a woodpecker.
"You can ask where the Manotaurs live," says Rainbow Dash.
Fluttershy spoke to the woodpecker again and then they all went to see where the Manotaurs live.
...
When everyone got to where the Manotaurs live, everyone was surprised to see the Manotaurs looked like the Minotaurs from the My Little Pony series, but the Manotaurs were much bigger and more muscular than the Minotaurs from the series, they all acted too much more manly and everyone realized why Dipper and Spike went to talk to them.
Chrysalis only accompanied the others when she learned that there was a new species of creature that she did not know and so she decided to follow them, to see if she was a dangerous species and to know if she could find her weaknesses.
Rainbow Dash decided to talk to a Manotaurs, she approached one of them and spoke.
"Hello my name is Rainbow Dash, that pegasus is named Flutershy, the unicorn is named Twilight and that human is named Chrys," she said introducing Rainbow Dash.
"My name is Chutzpar and I have never seen beings as feminine as you three, they look like unicorns but they are smaller, two of you have wings instead of horns and they seem much less arrogant," said Chutzpar.
Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy were surprised that this Gnome named Jeff had told them the truth that there are unicorns in Gravity Falls, but they decided to ask the real question that mattered to them.
"We're looking for two of our friends you've seen, one is called Dipper and the other is Spike," Twilight said.
"Definitely, Twilight you do not act like the unicorns of Gravity Falls, if I saw them both they asked me to teach them to be more manly and we accepted and began to make challenges so that they are more rude," said Chutzpar.
"What are those challenges?" Fluttershy asked.
"The two of them have to perform a lot of challenges, but they have already completed almost all the challenges, except the last one that is to kill the Multi-Bear, which was given that mission by our leader Leaderaur," said Chutzpar pointing to a Manotaurs from a colossal size that was capable of fire breathing.
"Where does the Multi-Bear live?" Twilight asked very concerned.
"On that mountain in a cave that is near the top," Chutzpar said.
"Thanks for the information, Chutzpar," Twilight said and headed straight for that mountain.
Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Chrysalis accompanied Twilight to find Dipper and Spike at the Muti-Bear's cave.
...
When they were near the top they saw the cave of the Multi-Bear and heard a fight, after they heard two people singing, Twilight recognized that it was the song of the group ‘BABBA’ and one of those who sang was Dipper.
When they entered the cave they were surprised to see what the Multi-Bear looked like, but what surprised them the most was that Dipper and Spike became friends with the Multi-Bear.
"Hi Twilight and may I ask, what are you doing here?" Says Dipper.
"We were all worried about where they were," Twilight said.
Later they explained to him that they were not going to kill the Multi-Bear and they were going to go back to the Manotaurs to tell him that they were not going to kill someone as good as Multi-Bear, Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy also became friends with the Multi-Bear and were they went to the Man Cave to talk to the Manotarus.
...
They arrived quickly at their destination and outside the entrance of the Man Cave where the Manotaurs were waiting for them.
"We are not going to kill the Muti-Bear, he is a good creature," said Dipper.
"Dipper is right just because you guys don't like the music he likes doesn't mean he should die," Spike said.
"You failed the last mission, you two are not manly," said a Manotaurs quite angry that they had failed.
"Wait a minute, you guys wanted the Multi-Bear to die just for that," Twilight said, very surprised by this.
"Trying to kill someone just for that, it's not manly, it's completely stupid," says Rainbow Dash.
Chrysalis didn't care about the Manotaurs' reasons, but she also thought it was stupid, but she didn't want to support anyone in this discussion.
Suddenly everyone felt a tremendous anger that made everyone present tremble, everyone saw that the anger was coming from Fluttershy.
"You guys wanted to kill poor Multi-Bear just for that nonsense," Fluttershy said angrily.
All the Manotaurs upon seeing this slowly retreated to their cave to hide.
"It seems they are not as brave as the Manotaurs think they are," says Chrysalis.
"I think any being with any intelligence would be scared seeing Fluttershy this angry," Dipper said.
"I think the same as Dipper," Twilight said.
"Calm down a little Fluttershy," Rainbow Dash said.
Upon hearing this Fluttershy realized that everyone was looking at her with some fear, which surprised her that she managed to get as angry as Twilight.
"How about we go to the Mystery Shack," Spike said.
"I'm going home," Chrysalis said.
...
They all they arrived at the Mystery Shack, Pinkie, Soos, Wendy and the Cutie Mark Crusaders had gotten Lazy Susan to give Stan her number. Dipper, Twilight, Spike, Fluttersshy, and Rainbow Dash explained to Pinkie, Soos, Wendy, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders the adventures they had.
"So those Manotaurs just wanted to kill the Multi-Bear because they not liked them its music," said Apple Bloom.
"I think they were taking very exaggerated actions," Sweetie Belle said.
"I think because they always act aggressive, they believe that everything is solved through violence," said Twilight.
"I think you're Twilight right about that," Spike said.
"Yeah, but what was most surprising was that Fluttershy was so scary," Rainbow Dash said.
"Yes, she was very angry at the time," Dipper said.
"I never saw someone who just being angry was so scary," Twilight said.
"I yes, when Dipper and Spike went to that party, Twilight you were just as scary as Fluttershy," Rainbow Dash said.
"You must be exaggerating Rainbow Dash," Twilight said.
"Yeah, I don't think I was as scary as Twilight," Fluttershy said in an almost inaudible tone.
"That?! I provoked so scared? ”Twilight asked.
Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders nodded, which made Twilight try to imagine how scary she can be. While Dipper, Spike, Wendy and Soos they couldn't comment on why they didn't see Twilight when she was angry.
Suddenly Stan appears and everyone changes the conversation back to the central topic.
"Why do Dipper and Spike seem a bit depressed?" Stan asked.
"It's that some people told us that to be manly we had to do several things, but the last thing was a very bad thing and Spike and I refused," said Dipper and Spike nodded what Dipper said.
"You two they were completely manly and you fought back," Stan said.
What Stan said surprised everyone.
"You mean it," Spike said.
"Dipper and Spike did the right thing even though no one you knew agreed with you, that was very manly," said Stan.
"Stan is right," Twilight said.
Everyone was happy and went to sleep, although today Twilight decided to sleep on the couch, but in the end she couldn't sleep and had to go to sleep with Dipper.
...
Meanwhile Stan was very worried near a telephone.
"That friend of Dipper and Twilight in the end if she was right," Stan said.
Lazy Susan kept calling Stan and that made him start to fear her and Stan tried to stay as far away from her.
"Now, how do I get out of this?" Says Stan.