The invisible car pulled up into the lair. It became visible once more, then it parked. Minion and Megamind came out, laughing. Minion went to the backseat and grabbed Twilight from the backseat. He put her on his shoulder.
"Ahhh I tell you Minion. There is no place like evil lair."
"I've kept it cold and damp just for you." Minion said, slamming his door.
"How-how do I look Minion? Do I look bad?"
"Disgustingly horrifying sir."
Megamind laughed.
"You always know what to say."
Then, a horde of brain bots appeared in front of them.
"The brain bots sure missed you sir."
"Didja miss me? Didja miss me?" He reached out to pet a brain bot. The brain bot almost bit him.
"Ah ah ah! No biting! NO biting!" He then grabbed a wrench.
"You want the wrench? Go get the wrench!" He threw the wrench, and all the brain bots immediately chased it.
Megamind chuckled a little.
They then went to the elevator.
They both held their breath, then looked at each other. They burst out laughing, as they move up.
The elevator reaches the top.
It was then that Twilight started to wake. She started struggling to get free.
"She's awake! Quick!" Minion placed Twilight on the seat. Megamind then took his seat. He was busy settling his facial features. He looked at the nearby brain bot and signaled for it to sit on his lap. Once it was on his lap, he began petting it.
Minion then removed the bag to reveal a coughing Twilight.
Megamind turned his chair around to face her.
"Miss Sparkle, we meet again." Megamind said, smiling.
"Would it kill you to wash the bag?!" Twilight asked.
"You can scream all you wish Miss Sparkle! I'm afraid nopony can hear you!" Twilight just stared at him, unamused.
"Why.....uh, why isn't she screaming?" Megamind asked Minion.
"Miss Sparkle, if you don't mind?" Minion asked her.
"Like this. AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!" he grabs on to the brain bot real tight, startling it.
"But that's a poor old mare scream." Megamind said. Then, the brain bot bit Megamind's hand. Megamind gave a manly shriek of pain.
"That's a little better." Twilight sarcastically said.
Twilight then looks around the lair.
"Okay. This has been bugging me ever since you've started kidnapping me. I REALLY need to know! Where in the hay do you get these Electricity coils and Blinky dials?"
"Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-"
"Don't answer that!" Megamind said to Minion, while trying to get the brain bot off his hand.
Minion stood in silence with Twilight.
"Roamania" Minion whispered to her. Megamind then moved his chair next to Twilight's
"Don't! Stop! She's using her adorable pupils on your weak willed mind," Minion gasped and touched his "head"
"to find out all our secrets." Minion then placed his hands on his "mouth".
Megamind then slowy turned around Twilight's chair.
"Such tricks," he was to her left. "won't work," Twilight smirked a little.
"on me."
"Please talk slower." Twilight whispered.
"Temptress!" Megamind then went back to his area.
"Wait, what secrets?! You're so predictable!" Twilight exclaimed.
"Predictable? Predictable?" Megamind got up from his chair.
"You call, THIS..." he launched the brain bot off his hand. "PREDICTABLE?!"
He then pulled a lever to reveal a pool of alligators below Twilight.
"Alligators, yep! I was thinking about it on the way over"
Megamind, a bit annoyed, tried again.
"What's this? Something new!" A whole bunch of blades appeared.
"Cliched." Twilight said, looking bored.
"No look watch!" A saw blade came down.
"Juvenile."
"Shock and awe!" A chainsaw appears.
"Tacky."
"Oh it's so scary!" A line of spiked boots appear behind her.
"Seen it."
"What's this one do?!" A flamethrower appeared and shot flames out.
"Garish."
Megamind finally gave up and laid down on his controls.
"Okay the spider's new."
Megamind perked up.
"Spider?" He turned to see a spider in front of a smirking Twilight.
He looked over at Minion. Minion just shrugged.
"Uhh...uh yes! The Spia-der." Megamind said, walking towards her.
"Even the smallest bite from, Arachnus Deathicus, will instantly paralyze-" Twilight then exhaled at the spider. The spider landed right on Megamind's eye.
"WHOAAA!" Minion slapped him right in the face, causing Megamind to fall.
"Aargghhh! Get it off!!!!" Minion then kicks him. "Owww!!!"
Twilight rolled his eyes.
"Give it up Megamind. Your plans never work!"
Megamind got up, holding his eye.
"Let's just call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?!" He pointed up. Then the brain bot landed on his hand, biting once more.
Megamind held it in for a little while, but couldn't anymore.
Another manly shriek of pain.
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