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// Chapter One: Of Happily and Ever After 
// Story: That One Time: Two Princesses Enjoyed Their Harem Honeymoon 
// by TheCrimsonDM 
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Chapter One: Of Happily and Ever After



Written by TheCrimsonDM


And they all lived Happily Ever After. Or so it was said, but nopony ever talks about how crazy Happily Ever After really was. The days up to the marriage itself were absolutely insane, but Celestia and Luna had successfully wed and bed the mane six. The public reception was pretty calm in retrospect, but having six sexually satisfied wives probably made things a lot calmer. It was only after that things came to an awkward place. There was one question, one concern that had not been fully taken care of when they were all getting hitched in the first place. Nopony knew what they were going to do for the honeymoon.

This was why Celestia had called an emergency meeting between herself, Luna, and Cadance. After all she had an idea that would surely work and keep everypony mostly calm... assuming they didn't all go insane in the meantime.

Celestia looked at Luna and Cadance. "And you are sure everything is quite alright?"

The two of them nodded. Luna explained. "Me and Discord personally worked together to capture and lock away Lord Tirek. Discord mentioned that this was the wrong timeline for him to escape, that line still sends shivers down my spine."

Cadance looked at her. "Pinkie said the same thing when I told her she was not supposed to be smoking sillyweed in the bathroom."

Celestia leaned back from the table and looked around the small circular room they were in. The marbled floor and white painted walls were mostly unadorned. "Well, that settles the threat, and tells me that Pinkie really shouldn't be hotboxing the bathroom."

Luna chimed in. "Not without me at least."

Celestia chose to ignore that. "Still, we have a pressing concern. The others haven't realized it yet, they all think I know exactly what we're doing. I need your help though, I have an idea but I am worried it might backfire."

Cadance and Luna looked at each other. "Crystal Kingdom Honeymoon?"

Celestia smiled. "No, it's a Crystal Kingdom honey- I hate you both."

With her thunder so thoroughly stolen the other two laughed as she dismayed. She was so excited to have come up with the idea on her own. Perhaps they didn't know the details though. Celestia perked up at that much at least. "Fine, so you know about the city, but the place I'd like to stay is the Polly's Pocket Bluebird Manor. It comes complete with kitchen, dining area, outside picnic area, pool and-"

Luna finished for her, "-and it's a three story building that is set upon a large hill granting a beautiful view of the entire city and the castle itself. I’m the one who gave you the photos of it myself."

Celestia frowned. They knew about the house too, well so be it. Activities it was. "Well, at least we can satisfy all of our brides needs. Library for Twilight, music and festivities for Pinkie, battle arenas for Rainbow Dash-"

Cadance cut her off, "-spa for Rarity, zoo for Fluttershy, and good home cooking for Applejack. Anything I missed auntie."

Celestia growled. "No, I think you two have covered it all."

Luna clapped her hooves together. "Oh this will be so wonderful, Tia! Do you imagine we might be able to have our first orgy there?"

Celestia's horn lit up with furious golden light and Luna's mouth snapped shut as a band of gold energy surrounded it. "Sister, I may not be able to kill you, but I can dismember you and wait for you to regenerate, or if need be wait for you to respawn. I will camp your respawn point to do it all over again as well if you continue to mention such things."

Cadance rolled her eyes. "Oh, Auntie, stop being such a prude. You are already married to a harem, you might as well get to enjoy all it's benefits."

Celestia let go of the spell on Luna's muzzle. "I am enjoying all of the benefits. I love them all dearly and look forward to spending more time with them."

Luna grumbled. "Well I will have an orgy with or without you on this honeymoon."

Celestia glared. "You will do no such thing without me."

"Then you can join us."

"And I refuse to join you."

Luna threw her head up in the air and groaned as if in pain. "Must you ruin all of my plans?"

Celestia's glare was getting rather heated. "That's what I should be saying, you and Cadance both spoiled my surprise!"

Cadance laughed. "Oh, come on. I know it was important to you, but me and Luna did spy on you to find out about said plans."

Celestia leaned back. "Oh... so... my plans aren't so generic you could guess them?"

Luna shook her head. "Of course not. They are quite wonderful. We did not mean to spy upon your plan making though, we were actually trying to prank you. You see, I heard the most delicious story about you and cucumbers and I wanted to try that myself."

Celestia's eye twitched. "Please, stop, talking."

Cadance laughed. "Oh don't tell me you wouldn’t allow Luna to try that with you."

Celestia stood up. "I would not! Of all the things me and Luna have done, even in the past few days, I refuse to allow her to use a cucumber for any such-"

Luna cut her off. "Stallion form."

Celestia's voice got lost in her lungs. "O-oh... and... you wish to involve a cucumber with such an event?"

Luna smiled evilly. "If you desire such a thing, it is but a small price for me to pay in order to be able to enjoy a cucumber with you."

Celestia sat down. Her face turned a bright shade of pink as she entertained the thought. "I will... consider it. But you must use that stallion form of yours."

Luna licked her lips. "I'd have it no other way dear sister."

Celestia was absolutely positive about it now. Any attempt at having morals in the past was now gone. Dead and gone. Her own step-daughter, her sister, heck she'll just throw Cadance and Shining armor in there for good measure at this point. Nothing was sacred anymore it would seem... but maybe that wasn't actually such a bad problem. She just really hoped that Time Turner wouldn't hear of this, he'd probably be disappointed in her.

"Well... let's continue talking about honeymoon plans. I wish to please myself as well as my brides," Celestia stated.


***


Twilight paced back and forth. The room she was in was her own bedroom, it was still clean, and not in any small part thanks to the fact that she'd cleaned it after Celestia's visit the night before. Luna showed up afterward and didn’t help any. Though cleaned she could not get the particular scent of musk and sweat to go away so she'd borrowed a few incense from Fluttershy to burn inside here.

Meanwhile her five fellow wives, and best friends all sat in front of her and were watching her with impatient smiles. They'd been here for five minutes and waiting for Twilight to explain the purpose of this meeting. In fact she caught a few nervous looks a couple of times. She wanted to just come right out and say it, but she had no idea how to.

Rainbow Dash was the one to finally lose patience. "Oh come on, Twilight! We've been here for ten minutes doing nothing but watching your tight butt walk back and forth."

Twilight stamped a hoof. "MY butt is not 'tight'." She could feel her rear muscles getting tighter from the stress.

Rainbow Dash smirked. "Oh, they making you loose in that hole already."

Twilight blinked. "What in Celestia's flaming nethers are you talking about? You know what, never mind, I don't want to know, I brought you here for a reason."

Applejack let out a sigh. "Ah guess it's time for the six of us already?"

Twilight nodded. "It is. It's high time too if you ask me. We've been married for nearly a week now, and most of that has been spent with the princesses, doing paperwork and a few public appearances. I think it's finally time for us to enjoy ourselves and each other."

Rarity nodded. "Me, Applejack, and Pinkie discussed this. The three of us are willing and ready."

Rainbow Dash let out a sigh of defeat. "I guess I'll join in too. I mean, I'll get to do more than stare at Fluttershy’s butt for once right?"

Fluttershy squeaked. "I-I-I will j-join in. J-just d-don't make me t-talk."

Twilight smiled and took a seat on the floor with her back against her bed. "Oh thank goodness. I was worried that there would be some objection, or something else would go wrong. In all honesty, I'm terrified myself, but I am also really excited for this. It's going to be so much fun."

Pinkie Pie giggled. "It's also going to be a mess. So we'll want to make sure to take a bath when we're done."

That was a bit of a weird response, but then again Pinkie was a bit of a weird pony. Twilight nodded. "I suppose hygiene will be important."

Rarity's nose scrunched up a little. "Twilight, I don't mean to ruin the mood of this little adventure we're about to partake in, but your room smelled a little... off when we came in. You did clean yourself after your adult fun time with our princess wives last night didn't you?"

Twilight frowned. "What does that have to do with anything?" She was offended by the question, more for the fact that she had in fact forgotten to shower.

Rarity looked at Applejack and Rainbow Dash to her side. "You two can have Twilight's... rear side. I shall take her front."

Pinkie butted in. "HEY! I want Twilight's butt!"

A cold shiver ran down Twilight's spine as she realized that something was wrong here. She really hoped it wasn't another case of misunderstandings. "Girls?"

Rainbow Dash chimed in. "Whatever, I just want to find out if she tastes like grapes or not."

Twilight’s ears folded against her scalp. "Girls. Please, let's focus on the matter at hoof."

Pinkie Pie giggled. "YES! Now I just need to use my patented frosting flavored lube. It's one hundred percent edible and tastes great!"

Twilight started, "Girls, we need to focus on- wait, did you say it was frosting flavored? I... I might need to borrow some of that later if that's okay."

Pinkie met Twilight's eyes and licked her lips. "You'll have to earn it."

Twilight shook her head. "Talk about that later. We need to focus. Celestia is going to take us on our honeymoon soon and we need to be prepared to have a fun time, be appropriate while there, and to pretend like she didn't pick the most obvious choice in the world."

Everypony stared at her in cold dead silence for a good few minutes. Finally Rainbow Dash spoke. "Wait, you mean you've been talking about the honeymoon this whole time?"

Twilight nodded. "Of course I am. What did you think I was talking about?"

Rainbow Dash shrugged. "We thought it was finally time for us to have an orgy with each other."

Twilight's mouth worked in complete silence for a good minute. Her mind shocked into a state of horror. They thought she wanted to have an orgy. They were all okay with an orgy. Now Twilight wanted an orgy. "But, wedding, wives, friends, sex!"

Rainbow Dash nodded. "Yes, that's exactly what that means."

Rarity pouted her lip. "Oh, poor dear. She must be so worried she won't make Celestia happy when we go to the Crystal Kingdom. She makes a great point, we need to pretend like the idea is surprising and fun. It was after all, the only choice that we all really had."

Twilight decided to fully lay down on the floor. Today had just barely started but she was positive these mares were going to break her again. Only the next time they did so, it was going to be in the kind of way that Twilight couldn't pull away from. Not that she wanted too. She'd already become nothing more than a debased pervert and everypony was going to have to live with it she figured. Still, Rarity had a point, they needed to focus. Plan now, sex later.

Twilight nodded. "Plan, yes, honeymoon, um, when Celestia comes to talk to us about it. Just pretend like it's a surprise. I think she's going to ask us about it today... or well, make the declaration today. She probably won’t ask if that’s where we want to go for our honeymoon."

Pinkie Pie giggled. "Wowza, and when we get there, we're all going to have a giant eight way orgy right?"

Yep, they were going to break her, and Twilight was pretty sure she was okay with it.