Chapter Thirty Four: Of Showerheads and Warm Beds
Written by TheCrimsonDM
Twilight sat in the shower with Celestia pressed closely behind her. Celestia's hooves were running shampoo through Twilight's mane and humming joyfully as if nothing happened. Meanwhile Twilight only felt an increasingly heavy sense of disgust toward herself. How could she vomit over Celestia, over the best princess? What kind of monster did that to their fiancé and lover?
Celestia spoke as if she could read Twilight's mind. "Oh hush, Twilight. It's not your fault, it was mine. It had been so long since I've made out with somepony I forgot that unless they had prior experience it was challenging for them. Do you honestly think you’re my first lover to purge themselves all over me after I went too deep?"
Twilight glanced back at her. "I don't know."
Celestia giggled. "It's okay. If you hadn't been so inexperienced and were into stallions it might not have been such a problem."
"Why's that?"
"Because if you'd had experience with orally pleasing a stallion, you'd be much more capable of handling my tongue."
Twilight's eyes widened. "Oh Celestia! No!"
Celestia moved the shower head to spray at the back of Twilight's head. No matter how good it felt as the hot water ran down her scalp and neck she still felt greasy inside. Celestia spoke gently. "Well if there is one good thing, my tongue is pretty big, which means it can do a lot of pleasurable things other mares can't do."
Twilight closed her eyes as the water moved up to the top of her head making it run down over her face. "What do you mean?"
"There are other places my tongue can go that would feel very nice. Some holes need something big, and hot, and wet to fill them."
Twilight gasped. "NO! Your tongue is too big to go there! It simply wouldn't fit."
"Hmm, Twilight, I suppose if we are lovers now, I have the right to ask you some more sensitive and personal questions. So, tell me, has Trixie popped your cork yet? Spilled forth your virginal red wine?"
"What does all that mean?"
"Has she broken your hymen?"
"Oh... after all the violence my body's been through in fighting, exercising, nearly dying from numerous giant monsters, I don't actually have one anymore. And that was from before I had sex with Trixie."
"I see, but has she put anything inside you? Toys perhaps?"
"N-no... Trixie said if she did that without training my body first it would hurt, and no matter how much it might feel good after that, she couldn't bear to ever hurt me... I might have kissed her after that."
Celestia giggled. "Oh my, she's very careful with you. I do hope she's not too careful though."
"Um... Celestia?"
"Yes, Twilight."
"Am I good enough for you?"
Celestia's wings reached forward and the shower head moved onto Twilight's chest. Those wings wrapped around Twilight pulling her back and all of a sudden Twilight found herself laying on her back with her head resting on the lower half of Celestia's barral with two massive legs flanking her head on either side. From here Twilight could see Celestia's smile. "Oh, Twilight. It was never a question of if you were good enough, it was a question of whether I would be good enough. I'm not really too interested in these baser pony instincts much, occasional fling, or desire to be a mommy here or there aside... at least until you kissed me. Something about you really makes me want to try some more adventurous paths."
Twilight smiled. "Really?"
"Yes, and to keep it all fair, I will perform any act I do with you upon Trixie if she wishes. That way the three of us can all be equal."
Twilight frowned and looked away focusing on the shower head which was moving toward her barrel and cleaning her bellybutton. "If that's true, than should I do anything I've done with Trixie to you too?"
"That is only fair I suppose."
The shower head was moving dangerously low. It was between Twilight's legs now. In fact Twilight noticed that Celestia's tail had moved up between Twilight's legs more like a snake possessing its own will than a normal tail. Celestia smiled. "Would it be alright if I begin leveling the playing field so to speak?"
Twilight swallowed. "Um... you... you'll be gentle right?"
Celestia spoke in a quiet and warm voice. "Twilight, I'm doing this all for your sake, I want you to feel happy. I will be as gentle as you need me to be. I always will."
Twilight swallowed. Well... Trixie was going to have to deal with this arrangement. Perhaps Twilight would get to enjoy seeing what kinds of things Celestia would do with Trixie in person. Oh, and that could even be a great learning opportunity. She could study the act close in person and learn how to be a better lover. Yes, this would be a great idea that couldn’t possibly backfire. Not ever.
"Twilight, is it okay if I continue?"
Twilight shook her head. "Oh, sorry, yes, please do. Your already running water over me and I'm kind of needing this now."
The tail and shower head moved in tandem and Twilight was only able to let out a small eep as her world was thusly consumed by pleasure and heat.
***
Luna let out a sigh. She couldn't keep doing this, no matter how wonderful the apple pie was. She needed to go home, go to bed, and stop almost falling asleep while laying down in a dirt field and watching three ponies do their best to farm. Trixie wasn't much help either sitting under a sun umbrella and studying them. She had a notebook and pen but the sound of her scribbling only made Luna more tired. It was like listening to her sister write letters to Twilight late at night while Luna laid in Celestia’s bed, it was utterly relaxing.
Trixie finally let out a huff. "Luna, you have to speak to him. Even if you just say hello, you know Big Mac has feelings for you, and Trixie is sure he's hurt that you’re too scared to talk to him even now. Trixie is positive he feels like he's failed you somehow."
Luna yawned. "I know, I'm awful. If only I was a bolder pony, a better pony, like you."
Trixie gave her the strangest look. "Did you just say Trixie was a better pony? Trixie... no, I thank you for the compliment. However, Trixie must assure you that you are wrong, you are a good pony, just scared."
The sun was only just starting to set out here and Luna looked none too ready to raise the moon. Yet Trixie watched in awe as Luna's horn lit up on the horizon opposite of the sun the moon became just barely visible. Luna shook her head and the aura stopped. "There, that will let it continue rising until I am able to rest."
Trixie reached out and gently pet Luna's hoof. "You should really get some rest. If you need, Trixie will let you use the spare bed at home."
Luna shook her head and rose up to her hooves on unsteady legs. She took a step and wobbled a little. “Curses, I've only been awake for three days, why am I so tired? Cannot that unicorn stay awake for weeks at a time?"
Trixie stood up beside her. "If you’re referring to Twilight, than yes. She can stay awake for some terrifying amounts of time. Still she suffers from the process. Perhaps you should rest here?"
Luna shook her head. "I am fine. I will... go rest at Twilight's place. Let us go."
Luna stretched out her wings and gave a pitiful flap of her wings that didn't do much more than fan Trixie. Luna yawned once more and closed her eyes. Her body began stooping forward and Trixie gasped as she realized Luna was falling. With quick thinking she captured Luna in a telekinetic aura and held her up. Luna wasn't quite as heavy as she once thought she'd be, so carrying Luna inside wasn't going to be much problem for her. Carrying her all the way home however was not happening. Trixie arrived at the door only for Big Mac to walk out, from the worried look on his face, Trixie felt he already had a firm grasp of the situation.
Trixie smiled. "We need a big bed to lay her on. Luna's taking a nap."
Big Mac nodded for her to follow. Trixie did so and carefully brought Luna inside without ever once slamming Luna's head into the ceiling or the doorframe. She also didn't get a heated look from Big Mac for doing so. Not at all.
Bringing Luna inside she carried the quite asleep and not at all bruised alicorn upstairs, totally not hitting the stairs with each one of Luna's hooves as the mare was simply too tall to easily take upstairs. Trixie also didn't get frustrated with the process and accidently lift Luna so high that Luna's horn got stuck in the ceiling. Once again, Big Mac did not glare at her for it. Not at all.
Finally Trixie was able to lay Luna down on Big Mac's bed and cover her up. She smiled at the sleeping alicorn and glanced at Big Mac. "You better not have any illicit plans for a sleeping and vulnerable princess."
Big Mac was still not glaring at her. "Nope."
Trixie smiled past his totally not rueful looks. "Not at all?"
"Not at all."
"Good," Trixie walked to the door. "Though, Trixie thinks if she woke up to a handsome stallion guarding her in her sleep, much like she's done to him over and over again, she wouldn't be too upset. She might even be flattered."
Going outside into the main hall she passed by Applejack. "Big Mac is not planning anything nefarious with the sleeping Luna. Trixie promises."
Applejack gave her a strange look, and then quickly trotted to Big Mac's room throwing open the door and shouting. "Big Macintosh!"
Trixie was satisfied with that conclusion. If he was going to totally not give her mean glares, she was totally not going to sic his sister after him for a crime she was positive he'd never commit. One that Trixie guessed Luna probably hoped he would, but alas, Luna would have to wait to actually have the guts to ask Big Mac to rut her into gentle oblivion. For now Trixie's work was done here, it was time for her to return to her home, her people needed her.
Well okay, her unicorn lover and her dragon friend needed her. Still, it was more than she ever had before. In fact, thinking about the idea of going home to a loving family was... new to her. Just outside she saw her escort arriving just on time. It was the mare everypony loved to look at, Rarity. Rarity offered a kind smile. "So, did you have fun on your playdate, darling?"
Trixie rolled her eyes. "Of course, but not as much fun as Big Mac had with Luna in his bed."
Rarity's eyes widened for a moment and then lowered. "Took him long enough didn't it? Well at least that's settled and those two can finally begin dating. I will need to prepare yet another set of wedding clothes I hope. I only dread how challenging it will be to make Luna's. Still, I find the challenge exciting."
Trixie followed Rarity as the two of them left the farm. "Oh, I bet Luna finds something quite exciting too."
Rarity laughed. "Oh hush now, let those two be and leave your mature comments behind. For now. We shall get all the dirty details from her later."
Trixie smiled. Rarity had no idea she was only being fooled. Chances were Big Mac and Luna weren't going to do anything and Luna would run away scared too talk to him. Still, it would be fun to tease Luna some more. Setting up jokes like this far in advance was challenging. How did Rainbow Dash and Twilight master the art of the prank?