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// THE TENTH CHAPTER 
// Story: I'M STAR SWIRL THE FRIGGIN' BEARDED 
// by Gravestone 
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Yes, sweet Jebus yes, I got it a Full House I finally fulfilled one of my greatest dreams and all it cost me was one week of my wives hating my guts well Twili mostly, and two weeks stay in the hospital for a ruptured nutsack, but that doesn’t matter now for I have done it. Wait a minute Crissy helped me and yet she is allowed to get off scot-free shows its totally a mare-driven society, we stallions get no respect. But that doesn’t matter as I said I did it.

The first part of my plan was to get Crissy’s help because let's face it everything I come up with I get busted before it’s finished.



Please ignore the princess of merchandise in the bottom left corner she doesn't come around until later and I do mean later.



Let me explain everything with Gleaming Shield formerly named Shining Armor, well you see he was always open to new ideas about well everything that dealt with sex, I mean you tell him skydiving is a great way to get laid then he'd do it. So when I cast the Rule 63 spell on him and proceeded to mount him I mean her, she had nothing bad to say about it in fact Gleaming had only positive things to say, most were heard during the time I was pounding away before I deposited a very large load inside her very fertile and ovulating womb the deed was done and Shining Armor no longer existed as Captian Gleaming Shield came into the picture. As for the rupture nutsack, I got that from Gleaming when she found out she was pregnant and couldn't be turned back to a stallion until the birth of the foal well not really the doctor said the foal will need its mother's milk for the first year and a half then it can taper off until the foal is weaned. So when Gleaming heard this I got a ruptured nutsack for my troubles and one more mare to my collection. 

Now Cadance she was another matter altogether as the Princess of love she could feel the love I had for well anyone and today was one for the books she felt me with my herd and all the love that is felt. She just didn't feel the stallion behind her when the attack happened but she did feel when I rushed to her aid and subdued the stallion who was just looking for some bits is all. Now that I did the Batman thing and swoop in to save her we got to talking more openly, and what I found out was grade A tabloid material.

"I just don't understand why, he just cares more about being captain of the guard than spending time with me. I mean we haven't even done it yet and we've been married for over half a year." Turning around she lifted her tail and showed me her well marebits. " Half a year and he hasn't touched this, is there something wrong with it does it look weird? I would give anything to feel what it's like to have a stallion fill me up and just Buck Me Senseless."

Hearing this I formulated a plan with Crissy, we had one of our many cockroaches I will not call something that is that brightly colored in pastels a Changeling.


I mean Changelings are supposed to look all menacing look and scary.



But I will admit that the little ones are kind of cute but that's the only thing they got going for them.




Ok, we're sidetracking here back to the main story, of Cadence showing me her bits, her nice soft untouched bits.

I had a very devious smile on my face when Cadance wasn't looking till she turned back to look at me with concern about her marriage with Armor. I gave her a hug and reassured her, we would figure this out even though Crissy and I already knew the answer, here's a hint Shining like to polish his armor a little too much, No, how about there's a really good reason his shield spell is that color. 
You know what forget it Shining Armor is GAY, yes he bats for the other team, he is looking for a few good men, he's a colt cuddler, He's Gay G. A. Y. Gay. 
How did I know this, well remember the roach sent to spy on the armored one you see he got stuck in one of the lockers for a good hour as Shining had one of his subordinates try shoving his, um, ah, sword in Shining sheath repeatedly. Yeah so with this info we made a plan first console Caddie to the point she agrees to let me "help her" with that pesky little problem of hers and I will say tapping five yes I said five virgins is every guy's dream come true. The bonus is when we got to the problem it seemed that Cadance had gone into Estris so when I plucked her cherry I also deposited my own seed in her orchard. 
For those who are brain dead, I bucked her, took her virginity, and got her pregnant.
The pregnancy part did make her a little mad and I still don't understand why though because every time I said I was close she kept saying release inside her and not to do something after that I think.
As for Shining, it took all of my, I mean our cunny to get him to agree to the set-up, I mean a little test. See we got shining to walk in on our supposed argument where Crissy said the best guards were the stallions seeing as they were bigger and stronger. To where I said the mares were better as they were smaller making them faster and harder to hit and they had the more powerful need to protect than stallions did seeing as they were all born and barely any brains.
This caught Shining interest and we "decided" to put forth a challenge where Shining would be turned to a mare with my patented Rule 63 spell and see if he/she could do the same job as she/he did before he/she even agreed to be in Estris during the challenge. Two days it took just two days before the now named Gleaming Sheild to come running to me and beg for me to buck her until she was with foal, and as the gentleman or stallion that I am, I did just that.
It was only after all of this did they realize it was a trick by Crissy and me to get them to join the herd, so I ask ya do you think I did something evil or was it for the best after all Cadance is getting bucked regularly and Gleaming is getting her daily plowing without the rest of the world finding out that her former self was gay?

"Sir, I am not the best to ask for an opinion about any of this I'm just the guy who cleans the gutters,"