Here's my day so far: Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good.
Still, things could be a lot worse.......
Oh, that's right....I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
How did it all come to this you ask? My end starts at the beginning.....
The VERY beginning!
There was a cute little baby that was well.....blue. it was doing well, baby stuff.
Yes. That's me. I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home.
LITERALLY broken.
Two humanoid parents grab the infant Megamind and carry him to an escape pod.
I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is THAT?
Clearly it was time to move on.
The parents put the young Megamind into the pod.
"Here is your Minion. He will take care of you." The mother said, as she passed the fish-like creature to the baby.
"And here is your binky!" The father said, as he passed it towards the child.
Then, the father holds the mother close, sad to see their son go. He said his final words to the boy.
"You are destined for-" but, the hatch closes as the pod was ready to launch.
I hadn't quite heard the last part, but it sounded important.
Destined for what?!
The ship rockets up, causing the baby to bounce all around his pod. A golden pod from another planet appeared beside his pod.
I set out to find my destiny. Turns out a kid from the Glaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea.
That was the day I met Mr. Goody Two-Shoes, and our glorious rivarly was BORN!
The two pods flew towards a familiar looking planet. They then entered the atmosphere, as Megamind's pod was flying towards the royal castle.
Could this be what I was destined for? A dream life of luxury?
Megamind's pod gets bumped by the other pod, throwing Megamind towards another course.
Apperantly NOT! Even fate picks it's favorites. No matter, perhaps I belonged elsewhere.
Megamind's pod bounce all the way to a carriage carrying a fresh batch of prisoners. It broke through the roof, landing in front of the three ponies. They all stared at him.
"Can we keep it?" Asked one of the prisoners to the guard.
Meanwhile, "Metroman" landed in front of Princess Celestia. His pod door opened, revealing the baby inside.
"What's this?" The princess levitated the young one in front of her and started cradling it.
"Oh, it's a baby! How delightful!"
Back in prison They began to raise me as one of their own. Teaching me what's bad....The prison ponies showed a card that had a Royal Guard on it and they shook their heads. Megamind followed suit.
And what's good.....They then grabbed a card that showed a pony stealing from somepony else. They then smiled and nodded. Megamind did the same.
While I was stuck behind bars, He had HIS life handed to him on a silver platter.
"Amazing! Apperantly this young one can fly!" The princess was surprised to see him gliding around the room.
He had the amazing talents of flying, invulnerability, and really good hair.
I had an incredible talent too. My amazing intellect, and knack for building objects of mayhem!
Megamind was riding his Tricycle of Destruction down the halls of the prison. Prisoners were escaping everywhere. He busted a wall down, only to be stopped by a middle-aged Royal Guard, with a brown, bushy mustache and a combed, brown mane.
After a few years-and some time off for good behavior-I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning.
At a strange place called "shool". It was there that I once again ran into Mr. Goody Two-Shoes.
Megamind, as a young boy, is being transported to "Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns". The door opens and he sees Metroman flying around, while ponies looked on, cheering for him. A certain purple unicorn caught Megamind's eye. She was in the corner, reading a book. Then, Metroman and everypony else but that purple unicorn, was staring at Megamind.
He had already amassed a gigantic army of magically-skilled groupies. He bought their affections with showmanship, and extravegent gifts of deliciousness. Metroman used his laser eyes to create popcorn for everypony to eat.
So I too, would make this pop-ed corn and win over those easily amused ponies. Megamind is sketching a design back at the prison. Once the guard declares lights out, the lanterns are snuffed. Megamind then brings out his binky and uses it as a light to continue his work. The next day, Megamind puts Minion on the robotic device and activates it. Unfortunetly, it malfunctions, and causes a fire. Metroman then sucks in the fire, and puts Megamind in the corner.
That's when I learned a very hard lesson: Good receives all the praise and adjulation. While evil is sent to quiet time in the corner. So fitting in wasn't really an option.
While they were learning "How to hatch a dragon egg", I learned how to dehydrate animate objects and rehydrate them at will. Megamind aims his ray at Minion then fires. A small blue cube is left in place. He then grabs a small cup of water and pours it on top of the cube. Minion reappears, but in a dead pose. Megamind then gets worried, and taps the glass. Minion rights himself and smiles at Megamind. Megamind then smiles in relief.
Some days it just felt like it was me and Minion, against the world.
The unicorns were lifting up small objects using their magic. One levitated a rock. Another lifted a small branch. Metroman, however, grabbed a boulder and lifted it off the ground. The unicorns were cheering at him. Megamind then tried to lift up a decent sized boulder. No luck. Everypony laughed at him. Well, ALMOST everypony.
No matter how hard I tried, I was always the odd man out, the last one picked, the screw up, the black sheep.......the bad boy. The next day, Megamind had on a strange helmet and some gloves. The ponies and Metroman were lifting things up again. Megamind smiled as he activated his costume. Immediately, a blue aura surrounded a rock he pointed at. The rock levitated in front of him. Metroman and the others were staring at him. He then proceeded to taunt them by tapping his head, showing off his intelligence. Then the rock flew straight at him and bonked his head. Everypony started laughing at him. He then got up and snapped his fingers in frustration. The rock broke. Startled by this, Megamind started waving his hand around. The chunks flew everywhere. One hit a window, another hit the helmet of Megamind's Warden, and one was headed right at the teacher. Fortunatly, Metroman stopped the rock chunk. He then recieves a star on his chest as Megamind is sent to the corner again. Was this my destiny?
Wait.....maybe it was! Being bad is the one thing I'm good at! Then it hit me: if I was the bad boy, then I was gonna be the baddest boy of them ALL!!!!!Megamind, after his revalation, smiles deviously and grabs some chemicals. That was the ONLY time that purple unicorn ever looked at what he was doing. A giant blue cloud engulfed the classroom, as Megamind was being transported back to Prison. Metroman, now slightly blue, stuck his tongue out and carried the school to where it is today.
I was destined to be a supervillain, and we were destined to be rivals. The die had been cast! And so began an epic enduring lifelong career. And I loved it!
Newspaper Headlines were made: "Metro Man and the newfound Elements trump the villanous duo of Nightmare Moon and Megamind!"
"Reign of Chaos postponed by Metro Man and Bearers of the Elements" Our battles quickly got more elaborate, "Element of Magic too much for Blue Antagonist!"
"Loser!"He would win some, I would almost win others,"Megamind and the Changeling Queen Foiled by Metro Man and the Magic of Love!" He called himself: Metro Man, defender of Equestria. "Metro Man: Defender of Equestria!" I decided to pick something a little more humble: Megamind! Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius, and Master of all Villainy!
Headlines come together to make the word "Megamind".