*SHING!*
The minotaur's platinum axe shines as it cuts through a pillar like butter. "Stay still so I can smite you!" he shouts.
From the top of the area, none other than Annoying Mare falls, hitting the floor with a classic superhero landing pose, then shifting her balance of her right legs to her left and back. "Yeah. Like I'm doing THAT for long." she says, rolling her eyes. She then continues to bounce around the room, making it difficult for the minotaur to keep track of her, much less hit her.
"I've had about as much as I can stand of you!"
Annoying Mare looks at him sideways. "Nope. You're a quart low." she says, stopping only briefly. "You'll have to take a bit more." she adds.
"GAAAAH!" the minotaur exclaims, with another slash of his weapon.
"Over heeere~!" Annoying Mare sing-songs, waving at her adversary from the side of another pillar, which is soon chopped down as well.
"Oooh! So close!" she taunts. "At this rate it'll still take you another ten years to catch me!"
"Will! You! SHUT! UP!!" the minotaur shouts loud enough to shake the room.
"Sheesh! And ponies say that I have self control problems." Annoying Mare says with a grimace before continuing her bouncing. Having thoroughly irritated her target, she says, "I think you've had your fill. It's time to end this."
Calling upon her candy-based powers, she ensnares the minotaur in candyfloss, immobilizing him before covering him in jennamite. Placing a symbol of a funny face on the rock itself, enchanting it to become a beacon of sorts. "The guard will be here shortly to put you back where you belong." she says with satisfaction, walking away. "Maybe you'll decide to clean up your act." with that pun, she stops briefly. "Clean up your act." she repeats to herself. She cackles before dashing off, leaving a tray of cupcakes in her wake.(1)
Having successfully annoyed and trapped her first target, Annoying Mare spins one hoof around clockwise and starts to bounce toward her next target.