Journal Entry April 1, 1914
I know that the first of April is called Fools Day a day to play pranks on your friends, but how the ponies celebrate this day is more like a National Holiday anything goes within reason nothing life-threatening of course. Finding out that Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash celebrate the day with an overexuberance was frightening. The first and last prank pulled on me was by Rainbow Dash who had a small raincloud pour its contents on me that wouldn’t be a bad thing but when a bolt of lightning struck just a foot away was the end for me, I just grabbed my things and headed to Zecoras hut for the rest of the day. I was joined by the other girls, Scootaloo hero-worshiped Rainbow Dash, but putting my life in danger with even an accidental part of a joke was enough. As we made our way there I did find out something very interesting. It would seem that neither Spike nor Kate have been seen out of Spike's room unless it was to eat or work though they did show up for the party to say hello then they were gone. Barb warned me that if they keep doing what they are doing Kate will be laying a few eggs within the next month or two. That was something I really did not want to hear and that also got me thinking about the five of us and the future. If we do start a family what would they look like would they be human, pony, or a mixture of both.
Journal Entry April 3, 1914
Well I’m alive and Prank Day is over we all decided to stay at Zecoras hut for one extra day and I will say it was worth it. I say this for two reasons first being that the girls all modeled for me.
The second reason is kind of personal, but I will say it I did, in fact, become very intimate with all of them it was a bit freighting due to all of them retaining their virginities. It was after the fact that Zecora stated that now we were all married in the eyes of Equestrian law and to honest I won’t have it any other way. Now I just have to figure out how to tell Ed and Jenny that I started my herd before them. I can just imagine all the jokes Ed will come up with. I was a little scared after our time together because I knew what could happen to them, but it was Zecora who put my mind at ease in the most blatant and honest way.
“You need not fear for all the times we have bucked for only during the heat must we be careful for if not we truly are fucked,”
For the record, the Heat or correctly called Estrus will happen in three months. Zecora, Barb, and Applebloom all agreed to forgo the contraceptive allowing them to bare our children. Sweetie and Scootaloo did not feel ready now but they did say they might change their minds. On our journey back to the castle after a passionate goodbye to Zecora my chosen Lead Mare I found out three important things the first humans are immune to poisonjoke. This was discovered the day we arrived at Zecoras as I happened to walk through a batch of the plant. The second is Barb has the same magic fire as her brother this was discovered when we received a letter on the second of April, and the final information was the captain and his crew attempted to escape last night though most were caught four did indeed evade capture. Luckily they were unable to get hold of any of the firearms I shudder to think of what untold horrors could have happened if they had succeeded.
It still amazes me that the human race throughout its history has had some form of bloody war, but here in this world let alone Equestria the closes war they had was with a being that could make it rain chocolate milk. The battle between Celestia and the dark energy known as Nightmare Moon did have destruction but of a castle and yet no bloodshed. It seems that Earth could learn a few things from this world. I believe I’m getting off track so after we entered Ponyville we noticed the presence of a lot more guards, which cause Sweetie Belle to become frightened. I reassured her, that those men would more than likely head as far away from Canrotlot, Ponyville, and any other settlement.
That statement was later confirmed to be true as scouts had seen the four jump from a boxcar of the train that was south of Ponyville and they had continued that direction towards what was called The Badlands.
And just as predicted when Edward found out about me and the girls he didn’t stop with the teasing for a good hour. Though he did want to know how I was able to be with all five of them in one night and still be breathing, my response was MAGIC. With all the laughing done we sat down and had a very important discussion on what we wanted to do with all that was happening. We received word that Professor Challenger was going to arrive later today as for Summerlee he found the prospects of the Royal Library more to his liking or was the Librarian a Ms. Cinch more to his liking. Yes I know I am supposed to keep since of professionalism when writing but when a man in his late sixties early seventies is flirting with a woman half his age and it seems to be working why not make fun of it.
Joking aside we have a very important meeting to get through.
With everything that is and was going on, I think we all need some answers, and seeing as I was hired as the journalist for this expedition I guess I will be keeping a record of what is said.
Jounal Entry April 3, 1914 12:35 PM
We entered a room that I have never been to before it has a round crystal table with what appears to be thrones each with the emblem of a cutie mark that matches Twilight sparkle the princess of Friendship and her five closest friends the Barriers of the Elements of Harmony.
Rainbow Dash... Loyalty
Applejack Apple... Honesty
Rarity Belle... Generosity
Fluttershy... Kindness
Pinkamena Diane Pie\Pinkie Pie... Laughter
Princess Twilight Sparkle... Magic
When together the six are the Elements of Harmony a powerful weapon against the darkness. Created by a sentient crystalized tree called the Tree of Harmony located in the Everfree Forest. It is revealed that the Tree of Harmony first grew from a seed planted by the Pillars of Old Equestria and imbued with the elements within them so that it would protect Equestria from darkness in their absence. The Tree of Harmony is a tree that held the Elements of Harmony. It is located in the Cave of Harmony in the Everfree Forest, near Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's old castle named Castle of the Two Sisters. The center of the tree has a star shaped like Twilight Sparkle's cutie mark, while Celestia and Luna's cutie marks are on the trunk. The Elements were removed by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna to be used against the Chaos Lord Discord. The Elements were used once more by Princess Celestia to banish the dark force Nightmare Moon that had taken control of Princess Luna to the Moon for One Thousand Years it was this action that made Princess Celestia lose the ability to control the elements so they were lost. Until Princess Twilight though at the time Twilight Sparkle the personal Student of Celestia had found the prophecy of Nightmare Moon's return. With a little manipulation on Celestia’s part, Twilight was sent to Ponyville where she would meet her friends and the barriers of the elements. In doing so they were able to purge the darkness from Princess Luna.
With further investigating it was discovered that Pillars themselves were the forerunners of the elements each representing harmony in their own way
Honesty Applejack – Strength Rockhoof
Kindness Fluttershy – Healing Mage Meadowbrook
Laughter Pinkie Pie – Hope Somnambula
Generosity Rarity – Beauty Mistmane
Loyalty Rainbow Dash – Bravery Flash Magnus
Magic Twilight Sparkle – Sorcery Star Swirl the Bearded
Though I try to keep an open mind when working but after reading some of the journals of Starswirl I can honestly say that the stallion Twilight revered so much was nothing more than an egotistical misinformed hack who wouldn’t know one thing about true magic if it came and bit him in the ASS. Most of his spells were unfinished or never tested one example his mirror portal, it was to open to a new world a new dimension and all it did was open to a different reality of Equestria. Twilight had shown the mirror to Ed and Jenny allowing them to pass through only to emerge on the other side as ponies for me that experience will not be taking place thank you very much. Professor Challenger explained that due to the fact we are humans in this world and have no double in the latter it would be impossible to have a human form there so ponies.
The meeting and conversation lasted for several hours until most if not all of us became quite hungry and decided to end it for now. To return on a later day and time.
After our meal, I gathered up all my notes and sketches bringing them to my room where I was greeted by all five of my wives and two more per, pon, well a griffon, and another dragon. Applebloom introduced them as Gabby a long-time friend of theirs and Dragon Lord Ember a dear friend of Barb's and the ones to fill the spots to complete our herd, I had to be reassured by Zecora that it was true.
So looking the two new members over, I have to say my girls know mine and have very good taste. Ember as she wants to be called has a Lilith form like Barb but child-bearing hips and her color is of a lite blue.
As for Gabby, she had almost an hourglass figure with gey fur and feathers.
After the introduction, we all sat down and talked so I could get to know my two soon-to-be newest wives. What surprised me the most is that it wasn’t Ember who wanted to have sex first but Gabby, although Ember was apprehensive due to the fact that she and Gabby had unlike the others both entered their heats early. Gabby being a Griffon enters Estrus every month instead of every six like ponies and as for Ember, it had to do with her position as Dragon Lord. She explained that she needed to find a suitable mate that could give her strong healthy hatchlings and could protect herself and the eggs. To Show her I was capable to do both we took an Enfield and pistol out behind the Castle where I demonstrated by emptying a full clip of the Colt 45 into a target dead center before Twilight could get off two spells. As for the Enfield, I place three rounds dead center at three hundred yards proving that if push came to shove I was willing to do anything to protect my family. That night I spent it making love and impregnating two of my wives while still satisfying the rest.
A short addition to journal entry, it seems the Barb was correct about Kate and Spike. Their constant bedroom activities have bore fruit as it were. The two were not seen all day today due to the fact they were at the hospital learning some remarkable news Katherine Sparkle formally Jones is now carrying four Human-Dragon Hybrids. The Doctors say the babies are fine and healthy. The doctor stated that he has dealt with crossbreed offspring of dragons and other species before so it will be fine as long as the mother gets plenty of high protein food and a good source of gem dust to substitute for sugar.