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// Sweaty Jiraf stopped sweating? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"SWEATY." Sweetie Giraffe yelled. "WHY SWEATY NOT SWEATY? WHY SWEATY JUST JIRAF?"

"Ho-hum," Jiraf the Unsweaty mused. "I suppose all that sweat had gotten to my head. I do believe I shall continue my use of antiperspirant now that I am aware of its effects on my mental state."

Jiraf proceeded to be blasted in the face by a very disturbed Sweetie Giraffe.