January 2, 2021
You wake up, you feel a sense of positivity come to you. You still feel like a crippled pony. You quickly realize that you have gone to bed with Rainbow Dash. You also realize that you didn't tell her that you had some form of contagious sickness. You jump and hover out of your bed and go down the stairs. You find nopony in your kitchen and dining room. Predictable, Why would anypony be there at 2:00pm.
You go towards your living room and find a sleeping Dashie laying on your couch. She seems to look mostly okay.
"What do you mean by mostly?" you think.
Well my friend, there is a 97.84% chance that you gave her your condition while you both were sleeping in the same bed.
"What condition do I even have?" you think.
"Now, that would spoil the surprise silly." says some cheery voice behind you.
"Pinkie! Why are in my house?" you ask as you turn around to face her.
"I'm just checkin' in. You know, seeing how you're doing." she replies. "How're you doing!?"
"I'm confused..." you say. "What's happening?"
"Me and Narry are just seeing how you do!" Pinkie says.
"Do what?" you ask.
The thing, boy.
"What thing?" you ask more.
"The question Peggy." Pinkie says.
"That's not what my name is." you say.
"It's your new nickname Peggy!" Pinkie says. "It's pretty clever if I do say so myself."
"Why do I need a nickname!" you say so loudly that Rainbow Dash wakes up from her couch nap.
"What frickname?" asks Rainbow tiredly.
"Peggy!" answers Pinkie.
Alright, I'm gonna tell you two to stop talking about Peggy being your name from now on. Just get on with the questioning.
"Fine" you grumble. "Alright, Rainbow Dash, when you came here, did you feel sick or something?"
"Mm, m-no." she tiredly answers.
"Alright, so, when you woke up, did you feel sick, then?"
"Mhm." she answers.
"Are you just going to stay here or will you leave." you ask her.
"..."
Silence as her response.
"Are you going to go home or what?" you ask her again.
"No." just no.
"Why?" you ask as a reply.
"Peggy..." a concerned Pinkie tries to get you to understand something.
"Now, now, we're talking here." you say to Pinkie.
"But Peggy..." she tries again.
"What in the Fuck could you Possibly have to say!?" you shout at her.
"Um... You know fumigation takes a while right? Plus, she's sick Peggy. You wouldn't just leave your friends alone when they need you." she says.
"fuck" you curse mentally.
"Alright, alright I get it." you say as you turn back to the sickened Rainbow Dash. "So, you're really gonna stay here?"
"Mmm." she "moans"
"Fine, you can stay." you finally say to Rainbow Dash.
There is an awkward brief moment of silence before Pinkie Pie says,
"I'm gonna leave you guys to it. I'll be with ya when you need me." as she seemingly vanishes from your living room immediately when you turn around.
"Well then..." you say. "I'm gonna go eat now."
"Peggy. I'm here you know. I need food too." whines Dash.
"I don't have much for 2 ponies. But fine." you say.
"Thanks." she replies.
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It's around 6:00pm now, you had your breakfast with your semi-friend Rainbow Dash hours ago. You did your research on fumigating. You have no idea why you had to be stuck with her for probably about a week. You also have no idea which disease you have. For some reason cornanavirus (CRVID-19) doesn't come to your mind.
Rainbow Dash went back to your room after she had breakfast. You are just sitting infront of your Tv. You stare into your black screen of nothingness.
What are you doing, huh, boi?
"I'm thinking about that dream I had." you say. "I know that all dreams have meaning but what did mine mean?"
Can't say brother. You gotta figure it out on your own.
"Fine. But what about my illness?" you ask.
Boi, I'm gonna be honest here...
You're an idiot.
"What" you say. "How am I an idiot?"
Look man, I ain't got no time for your shenanigans, aight. This is ridiculous. I'm leaving.
"Come back bitch!" you scream. You aren't getting a response. "Fuck you then."
You take the weekend off your streaming because you have the sickness. The game you will be playing today is Minecraft, the old classic. You know that Rainbow Dash will wake up from your noise. You don't care, this is your house anyway dammit. You walk up your stairs, go into your room, you see Rainbow Dash in your bed, sleeping, and you turn on your epik gamer PC. You start up Minecraft and you play until you feel tired.
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You killed the Ender Dragon less than an hour ago. It took a while and you also had to be very quiet because of Dash. Lots of coughing and rage but you got diamonds and netherite in less than a day. You exit the game, turn off your PC and prepare for the temporary slumber.
You go downstairs and get a drink. During your rehydrating, you figure out that Rainbow Dash has been sleeping for more than half the day. You come to the conclusion that she is in a coma. But that is entirely untrue.
"Why has she been sleeping for so long." you ask.
Well, the mare in your room is most definitely conscious. She is just resting, you understand?
"Resting from what?" you ask.
Whatever the Tartarus you spread to her is what.
"With what exactly?" you ask.
You, have contracted a disease, that people have often got, and sometimes, when ponies get this condition, they expect a fair amount of possible death.
"So I'm gonna die!?" you loudly ask.
Maybe, maybe not.
"You said maybe first, I'm gonna die aren't I?" you say.
Well, we're unsure at the moment. We'll have to wait until that day for it.
"What do you mean we?" you ask.
"HI PEGGY!!!" screams Pinkie Pie from behind you.
You nearly have a heart attack and die right here but we all know that she couldn't kill anypony, even if she did, they wouldn't stay that way.
"THE FUCK PINKIE PIE!" you scream. Not even a second later, your Sumbasung SM-B105E Original Keypad phone starts ringing. You reach to grab it from the counter and you see that it's an unknown number. You answer it...
"Language!" says familiar sounding somepony on the phone.
"Who is this?" you ask them.
"This is... The Language Police." the same squeaky voice says.
"The language police..." you say.
"Yes. We are going to arrest you." he says.
"You can't arrest me." you say.
"Oh, but I'm already on my way there." he says.
"..."
You hear a loud car pass by your house and disappear. Moments later you hear a car door unlocking and slamming through the phone seconds later. Over the phone you hear,
"So Skeppy you ready to do some shopping." says the phone guy. "Wait... Skeppy?"
"BAD, BAD HELP ME!" shouts a muffled, more familiar sounding voice.
"What are you still doing in the car!?" asks "Bad".
"I'M STUCK. I'M STUCK IN THE CAR WHY DID YOU ADD A CHILD LOCK!?" screams "Skeppy".
"I'M SORRY I'LL GET YOU OUT-" shouts Bad at Skeppy before cutting out and ending the call.
"Who the fuck was that?" you ask.
"That was BadColtHalo and Skeppy!" answers Pinkie Pie energetically. "I know you know them Peggy."
"Ohhh, those guys." you say. "Yeah I know them."
"Yup. You used to watch them until you saw that British kid." says Pinkie Pie with a mock british accent when she says "British".
"You mean Tommy?" you say. "TommyInnit Makes Equestria 1000% Funnier."
You hear the same loud car that passed your house minutes ago.
"BYE BAD!!! BYEEEEE!!! GOODBYE BAAAAD!!!" shouts Skeppy in the car.
"SKEPEYY!!!" screams Bad. "THAT'S MY CAR COME BACK HERE!!!"
You look out the kitchen window to see what happened. To your left, you notice a pony wearing a black hoodie with red outlines running after his car. BCH doesn't do face cam very much so you don't recognize him at first. To your right, Skeppy speeds off into the town.
"SKEPPY!!!" screams BCH again. BCH stops about 3 houses down your's as he passes out from exaustion.
You go "Oh shit." and open your front door and sprint to him.
"Bad!" you say as you start poking him. "BADCOLTHALO!!!" you scream at him. He wakes up.
"skeppy?" he asks.
"No." you say. "I'm <insert name here>."
"Wait..." he goes silent for a bit, "You're the guy that was on the phone with me earlier."
"Yes, and you just passed out and I don't know what to do, Bad." you say.
"Can I get a water." asks Darryl.
"Sure." you fly back to your house and get a water bottle from the refrigerator and fly back to Bad. "Here."
"Thanks <insert name here>." says Bad as he chugs down the whole cold bottle.
"Alright good luck." you say as you turn around and fly back to your house. Not even a second later, Bad asks,
"Wait. Can you help me?"
"With what?" you turn around as you ask back.
"My friend Skeppy stole my car." he says.
"I don't have a car." you say. "I'm in debt right now."
"I'm sorry?" says Bad. "Do you have any other mode of transport."
"Me... I guess." you say. "I'm not carrying you though."
"Oh, you don't have to carry me..." he replies. "But if you're really the only transportation I have, then you can go get something else."
"I don't have anything else." you say as you turn around again to go home.
"What the muffin. Come back!" he says.
"I said I can't help you." you say.
"Fine." he finally says. "Can I come in your house then? I'm gonna sleep."
"You can sleep on the couch." you say to him.
"Why? Don't you have a guest room?" he asks you.
"Nope." you say. "You sleep on the couch, okay?"
"Fine." he says. "Skeppy better be back by then."
You and Bad go to your house. You notice that Pinkie Pie left a note on your dinner table. Bad goes to your living room and plops himself on your couch. You read the note and it says:
Peggy, since you left to get BadColtHalo, I wrote this note so you can understand this better.
You aren't alone in this story. We're always watching you. You aren't in trouble or anything but you need to know that you are really stupid. Seriously, why are you so freaking dumb? Anyway, Me and Narry are going to pop in once in a while, but you can't know what we're up to.
Everything is real but you just don't see it yet. You can't fix the story, you might think that it's worthless but you have to understand that all you have done might seem like nothing to you, but that's the point. You have to find the meaning in all of this nonsense.
Cya,
-Your friend Pinkie Pie
"Well shit." you say outloud.
"Language." Bad quickly says.
"Shut up Bad." you say. "And goodnight."
"Nighty-night." he says.
You go up your stairs and you hear keyboard and clicking sounds from outside your bedroom. You open the door quietly and you peek inside. As you suspected, Rainbow Dash is at your PC playing Minecraft. Well, not the Minecraft part but, the other thing.
"Dash, I'm gonna sleep now alright?" you say to her. "So don't wake me up."
"Okay." she says.
"Just keep try to it down." you lastly say as you fall asleep.