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// Sweetie Giraffe met Sweaty Jiraf? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"OLD NEMESIS." Sweetie Giraffe boomed. "WHY YOU ALWAYS SWEATY?"

Sweaty Jiraf, who, unlike Sweetie Giraffe, never learnt how to spell, only had one thing to say. "AM NOT SWEHTY. IS TOL."

"BUT YOU IS SWEATY." Sweetie Giraffe boomed in her mostly-good spelling but not-so-great grammar. "WHY YOUR NAME IS JIRAF?"

"BICAWS AM IS JIRAF!" Sweaty Jiraf shouted back, flicking off drops of sweat in the process.

"Girls, girls!" Discord stepped between the two towering behemoths. "Let's settle down now. How about some... shortbread?"

Both giraffes proceeded to incinerate Discord.