A/N:Special thanks to lego2112 for editing my terrible grammar!
[Knight]
{Me}
"And here you are!" I looked outside at the border of ponyville and saw my house sitting there as if nothing had ever happened, I turned to the Doctor.
"That's it?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean I just fought a horde of cyber-pony things and now you're just going to drop me off here like nothing happened?"
"uhhh…. Yep!" Ditzy said as she not so subtlety nudged the Doctor with her shoulder. He sighed exasperatedly,
"Fine, I suppose I'll owe you one so bye, you, uh, brilliant human! Completely brilliant you are, yep!!" I was then none too gently pushed out of the TARDIS, and by the time I turned around to complain it was already gone,
{Freakin’ timelords always running around like their almost out of time. They have freakin time machines!}
[yes but time is all wibbly-wobbly and you know what? I dont think you would understand]
{great now the voice in my head thinks he knows more than me}
[what part of thousands of years old don't you understand?]
{Your face!} I began to trudge back towards my house when a rather excitable pink pony tackled me.
[We really shouldn't haven't expected an easy day]
{All I wanted to do was sleep in a bed! Was that too much to ask for?!} I was about to say hello to pinkie when a cupcake was forcefully shoved down my gullet. After a few minutes of coughing I was able to breathe,
"Pinkie what the fuck?!"
"My Pinkie sense said that you haven't had any sweets in a while" I stared at her like a dumbass while my brain tried to explain that fact,
"You have a sense for that!?"
"Yep!" she threw another cupcake at me, which my hand whipped upwards to catch, Which was probably a bad thing since now she was staring at my shadow hand like she had found a new toy, a very interesting toy at that, and idea that was unfortunately PROVEN true as she leapt forward and grabbed my hand in her hooves.
"Umm could you let my hand go pinky? I need that for things that involve hands, which is pretty much everything"
"What is it?"
"My, um, hand" She gave me a scrutinizing glance at me while I played dumb.
"well, Why doesn't it look like your other one?"
"Well-" I stopped when I felt a wet sensation on my hand,
"PINKY, ARE YOU EATING MY HAND?!" at least she had the grace to look guilty,
"But it tasted like black licorice!"
"So you decided to eat it?! Do you even know where I've been? I mean come on, That's just not sanitary!"
[To be fair I'm sure we taste delicious]
{But it's my fucking hand!}
[I'd eat it]
{that's it, the voice inside my head is completely insane, I am going to go see a specialist}
After I carefully extracted my hand from Pinkie's hooves, I was less than pleased to see a bite had been taken out of it. As I ruminated on how I was going to explain the gaping hole in my hand to everypony Shadows flowed off the ground and filled in the hole. I flexed my hand and was happy that I had could feel no pain, which raised the question as to why I didn't feel her take a chunk out of me in the first place.
[Oh that was me, I just turned off the neural pathways between your hand and brain]
{You can do that?}
[Only because it was made out of shadows]
{Makes sense}
Suddenly I had the desire to drink, a lot.
.
"hey pinkie, Follow me ." I said when I walked into my backyard. I carefully began making pipes and a rather large vat. After a few minutes of just watching me Pinkie finally spoke up
"Sooooo… what ya buildin?"
"A still" Pinkie looked puzzled for a second then realized what I meant,
"Like the one Applejack has?" I stopped for second,
"Yes I suppose but I plan on having better drinks" she snorted,
"Better than Applejack's? I doubt it."
"Than you'll have to wait and see because I plan on making some rather soon, but first I need apples and some other ingredients"
"Well come on silly! Let’s go to town!" she began to bounce away in the direction of ponyville as she pulled me along behind her,
{I could have had a easy day! But no! The Doctor needed help in the past and I got dragged into a two week problem}
[But time travel was pretty cool, most people would give a arm and a leg to travel in time. All you had to give was a hand!]
{Note to self, ask Twilight if there are spells that allow me to hurt voices inside my head} which just raised another problem; how would Twilight reacted to my new hand? I doubted that it would be as easy as Pinkie's reaction. She would probably want to know how I lost it and I can't really tell her about time travel because that will just raise more problems. I'll make it up as I go.
[Because that always works so well for you]
{There's a first time for everything}
I sighed and considered beating my head in on the nearest wall, but that would mean going to town and past the library, and if I was that far then I would have already made it past Twilight. So I mentally prepared myself for war. As we walked towards the library I saw the purple mare in question walking right towards us.
"Hey Twilight what's up?" she seemed a bit surprised to see me, guess she was lost in thought.
"Oh hi Jake and.... What's wrong with your hand?" I gave her my best smile,
"Well it's a funny story actually" Twilight glared at me
"Jake… what’s wrong with your hand?" oh boy, this was not going to be pleasant.