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// High-Priced Hotel 
// Story: Silly Songs With Pinkie 
// by 23 KM To Nerdiness 
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Traveling cozy
Isn’t free
Bought a reservation for a master suite
I’m really tired
Let me sleep
What the hay? This isn’t cheap!!!
Must be the season?
Convention time?
Shoulda checked-out the specials
Discounted rates,
Online…
Now I‘m stuck with an expensive bill, HEY!!!

I'm in a high-priced hotel!
In a high-priced hotel!
High-priced hotel!
I'm in a high-priced hotel!

More service charges
Maxed my credit limit
Even tipping’s got me down
Carry my luggage?
Just forget it
Hit the bar, had several rounds
Hey, Hilton!
Change my room
This bill I don’t understand
Hey, Hilton!
I gotta check out
I'm on my way to Disney Land-ZOOM!!!

(Gotta get the buck outta here)

I'm in a high-priced hotel!
In a high-priced hotel!
High-priced hotel!
I'm in a high-priced hotel!

Buck, nothing’s cheap
Pay, pay, pay!

I'm in a high-priced hotel!
In a high-priced hotel!
I'm in a high-priced hotel!
In a high-priced!
Hotel
High-priced hotel!
I'm in a high-priced hotel!
High-priced hotel!
High-priced hotel!
High-priced hotel!
I'm in a high-priced hotel!
High-priced hotel!

Bill’s not goin' down, have to paa-ay-aay, whoa!!!
In a high-priced hotel.

Get me outta here!