“Ok, see, it’s not working. Ya went back to your old thing.”
“Too much w’rk.”
“No, actually, hey look at me, actually it’s not. Because well, ya see, you just repeat after me.”
“Beliefs differ.”
“Cmon, please?”
“No.”
“Ok well Luna, you're making things very difficult.”
Luna scoffed. “I don’t und'rstand thy qualms. I believeth I talketh n'rmal and it doest not needeth to beest hath changed by any means.”
“Yeah, but it actually kinda does. Because you can’t give speeches when nopony understands you.”
Luna in an instant was hit with realization. “Oh! Aye of course! Mine own acceptance speech!!” Luna materialized a piece of paper, and Twilight's eyes widened.
“Woah woah, please Luna, no need.”
Luna smiled. “Of course! I needeth to use mine own royal voice!”
“Wait, no-“
“TIS THE DARKEST DAYTH WE HAST ENDURED BUT WETH CAN PROSPR AND BE THE BEEST PONIES WE HATH BEEN!”
Twilight slammed into Celestia's throne with unnatural force as Luna screamed at the top of her lungs, the foundation of the castle crumbling around her. Celestia stormed down the steps.
“WHO TOUCHED MY BABY!” She looked over to Luna who was smiling with glee as she read off her script. “IS LUNA YELLING?”
“IT'S HER SPEECH!”
Celestia's face turned to horror. “Oh no…”
“WHAT?”
“She’s been working on that since she’s been here.”
Both looked in with terror in their eyes, Twilight struggling against Luna’s voice.
“WELL DO SOMETHING!”
Celestia looked confused. “What?”
“I DONT KNOW! SHE’S TALKING ABOUT CHECKS AND BALANCES, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BUCK TO THINK!”
“Oh no! She always did have a strong stance on keeping the federal government in check!”
“PLEASE!”
Celestia thought about a minute, then turned to Twilight with a smile. “Oh, well, I don’t know what to do. Sigh.” She stared straight at Twilight.
“PRINCESS!”
“Hmm?”
“WHY ARE WE HOLDING GRUDGES! I'M ABOUT TO BE FLAYED ALIVE!”
Celestia studied her hoof, a small smirk emerging on her face. “I don’t know what you're talking about. All I did was sigh.”
“PRINCESS NO PLEASE!”
Celestia faked concern. “Wait, unless I didn’t sigh. Unless that’s not how you do it.” She smiled at Twilight again. “But it is, though, right?”
“CE-“
“It. Is. Though. Isn’t It?”
Twilight looked down, as much as she could in her situation. “FINE. OK. IT'S A SIGH!”
“Also Balck Forest is better than Canoli Cake.”
“THAT WAS A PASSING COMMENT A WEEK AGO!”
“An idiotic comment that has been stuck in my mind for as long as you said those words you imbecile!” Celestia spat at Twilight.
“WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?”
“It has everything to do with this!”
“FINE IT IS!”
“Now call me Mommy!”
“...”
Celestia waved a woof in dismissal, chuckling. “Nah, that’s weird. I got it.”
In a split second, and with a quick flash of her horn, an anvil appeared above Luna's head. The poor fluffy princess only had seconds to understand what was going on.
“We needeth to taketh a intermit the economy and all to receiveth an equal footing into business the present day. This way, all of equestria can knocketh off those trusts in 'rd'r to-wuh?”
BANG!
With a sickening sound, the anvil slammed Luna in the head as she instantly went down. Twilight gasped, free from her loud ass prison. She immediately went over to the fallen sister.
“Celestia! A freaking anvil?!??”
Celestia shrugged, now standing alongside Twilight, looking without emotion.
“Worked though, didn’t it?”
“She’s bleeding from her head!”
Celestia's magic wrapped around Luna, and slowly turned her over so her mangled side wouldn’t be seen.
“What are you talking about?”
“I think you killed her!”
Celestia chuckled, waving a hoof in dismissal. “Oh, this? Nah. We’re immortals. She is going to be fineeee.” Celestia began to squat up and down. “Let’s celebrate!”
Twilight began to tiptoe behind her, being cautious as possible. “Ok, well I’m going to leave.”
“Okay!”
The last sight Twilight saw was Celestia, now clapping along with the squats staring down at her incapacitated sister.