What If...

by TheMajorTechie


rainbow dash lived a double life?

"Rainbow? Shucks, where could that mare be?" Applejack looked around the corner. "So much for ten seconds flat."

"You said something, AJ?" Rainbow Dash smirked from above. "So I ran a little late, but eleven seconds is good enough still."

"Uh-huh. And it's been fifteen minutes. C'mon, said you were gonna help Granny run some errands."

Rainbow nodded and flew ahead. Something caught Applejack's eye.

"Rainbow, could you hold on for a hot second? What's that on your wing?"

"Whaddya mean, what's on my wi--" Rainbow froze as her eyes landed on the piece of obscenely sparkly ribbon stuck between her feathers. "Ohhhh. Uh..." She landed. "Please don't tell Rarity about that. Or... uh, this."

Applejack raised a brow.

A fancy hat was now sitting on top of Rainbow Dash's head.

"You own a hat. That's nice an' all, Dash, but I don't think--"

"No, no. Lemme finish." Rainbow Dash glared at Applejack. She looked around for a moment before mouthing the words "Rainbow Dash always dresses in style."